......fuck anton la vey
the demented high maggot
.....con man that he is

my name is my name
it's simply the name i have
because i'm named ash

wife buys me boxers
multicolored fish in front
long brown eels, back

divide into teams
each team works on its own line
don't let them mingle

i foam at the mouth!
is it the dreaded anthrax?
no, it's just colgate

it's a sad mistake
to ascribe this all to me
a comforting lie

i do wish you peace
i once enjoyed your haiku
back when you wrote it

wearing masks like this
you can't know the face beneath
guess we never will

can only work on
one letter at a time, saw
two once and got sick

ok lamer and lamer time for bed

I am working on
a death haiku that, when read,
will kill the reader.

I mean why not?

I see these things!
the haiku apparitions
shiver my fingers

I see these things!
the haiku apperations
shiver my fingers

ronin crouches; and
pokes at the squares with letters,
his HANDS are ugly.

sweat sodden bedding,
night of sputtering apnoea,
he stinks of himself,

light spiking crusty eyelids,
he wills himself alive, yet
wishes to be dead

ladies you know not
what you are missing, ronin
has started to drool

as i type this ku,
ronin slumbers, noisily
farting and belching

ronin urine,
buddhafields of stupor, void
of all contentment

ronin urine,
buddhafields of stupor, void
of all contentment

ronin t'ain't an anus'
ronin t'ain't a nutsack, so
ronin is a taint

ronin drunk again
his family shuns him, so
so he twits and twitters

Unconceding butthead
go suck on satan's hole and
fill your head with shit.

(don't forget the dots)

canadians....third rate?
true... i couldn't agree more
but what of aussies?

.....ahhh, unconceding fool
i'd squish you like a cockcroach
........and die like kafka

cheese soul food, you say
how about a reverse kick
.right smack in your face

(and a double roundhouse
....reverse strike more)

.....feed on anthrax scott
maybe you'd be more pretty
.....frothing at the mouth

......and what of you ash
do you choose to hide behind
......inconspicious names

...veritable fruitcakes
diagnosed as schizoidal
..roam free in this site

que quieres, fuckhead
.tu no hablas espanol
.....eres tu puto

..with bloodshot red eyes
he vaguely attempts to talk
....but his brains is fried

..the guy's brain is fried
sucked dry of all its juices
..he simply stares blank

.......grilled skewered ap
from one end of his shit head
.........to the other end

..so what's the big deal
if you're fucking canadian
..a third rate white race

..(go stuff your ass with
.........foul cheese)

coincidence? already?

anthrax went to the
senate one; dubya twat holds
most expendable

in case it had him
actually killed: even
odds: kowtow demos.

...i would smash his face,
push it down the toilet bowl
....and kick his damn ass

............satan is passe
.but here he's like something big
...where have you been wags

(ahhh, so many lifeyears behind)

.......satan is a fart
...you all idolize a fart
coz you're scared of fart

(ahem...an old, old fart)

i'm hitting refresh
but no refreshment follows
bug in the browser?

The attack of the
killer dildoes!!! flying steely dans
imperial sex toys...

there's cheese in a can.
there's also string in a can.
both taste similiar.

i have shaved my head
my scalp now reflects the sky
birds hover and preen

poor mox is dead yeahhhh!!!
I killed him with my stolen
dildo site haiku.....

cheese IS soul food, ehh?
up here cheese is THE soul fool,
I AM Canadian

cheese IS soul food, ehh?
up here cheese is THE soul fool,
I AM Canadian

Could somebody teach
Moxie how to do haiku,
so she'll do one right?

we choose bad haiku
rather than good poetry
we like cheese more than soul food

moxie is dead, so
long live VipVop, dude who knows
good, bad haiku

we select some rules.
others rules we disregard.
basho laughs at us.

sexual erm -
Emergency Response
Mother Fucker

The nature is not
here, here is haiku for the
f'n digital age.

a higher standard!
well, that makes haiku harder.
and where's the nature?

the trick, i have found,
is to just use single quotes
but thanks for the link

Your haikus all suck
Each phrase should be just one line
Don't carry over