Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

......fuck anton la vey
the demented high maggot
.....con man that he is
Haiku # 16357, October 18, 2001 10:14 am ET
by from Ronin
my name is my name
it's simply the name i have
because i'm named ash
Haiku # 16356, October 18, 2001 9:43 am ET
by ash
wife buys me boxers
multicolored fish in front
long brown eels, back
Haiku # 16355, October 18, 2001 5:48 am ET
by ap
divide into teams
each team works on its own line
don't let them mingle
Haiku # 16354, October 18, 2001 5:13 am ET
by scott (this is how they wrote the killer joke, i believe...saw it in a documentary)
i foam at the mouth!
is it the dreaded anthrax?
no, it's just colgate
Haiku # 16353, October 18, 2001 4:57 am ET
by scott (anyway, i suspect this ain't the ronin who was posting when i started...)
it's a sad mistake
to ascribe this all to me
a comforting lie

i do wish you peace
i once enjoyed your haiku
back when you wrote it

wearing masks like this
you can't know the face beneath
guess we never will
Haiku # 16352, October 18, 2001 4:35 am ET
by scott, oh well...i tried (y me gustar
can only work on
one letter at a time, saw
two once and got sick

ok lamer and lamer time for bed
Haiku # 16351, October 18, 2001 4:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am working on
a death haiku that, when read,
will kill the reader.

I mean why not?

Haiku # 16350, October 18, 2001 4:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I see these things!
the haiku apparitions
shiver my fingers
Haiku # 16349, October 18, 2001 4:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I see these things!
the haiku apperations
shiver my fingers

Haiku # 16348, October 18, 2001 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin crouches; and
pokes at the squares with letters,
his HANDS are ugly.
Haiku # 16347, October 18, 2001 4:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sweat sodden bedding,
night of sputtering apnoea,
he stinks of himself,

light spiking crusty eyelids,
he wills himself alive, yet
wishes to be dead
Haiku # 16346, October 18, 2001 4:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ladies you know not
what you are missing, ronin
has started to drool
Haiku # 16345, October 18, 2001 3:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
as i type this ku,
ronin slumbers, noisily
farting and belching
Haiku # 16344, October 18, 2001 3:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin urine,
buddhafields of stupor, void
of all contentment


Haiku # 16343, October 18, 2001 3:32 am ET
by pigdog - that one was too good not to fess up to
ronin urine,
buddhafields of stupor, void
of all contentment
Haiku # 16342, October 18, 2001 3:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin t'ain't an anus'
ronin t'ain't a nutsack, so
ronin is a taint
Haiku # 16341, October 18, 2001 3:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin drunk again
his family shuns him, so
so he twits and twitters
Haiku # 16340, October 18, 2001 3:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Unconceding butthead
go suck on satan's hole and
fill your head with shit.

(don't forget the dots)
Haiku # 16339, October 17, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by ciao!
canadians....third rate?
true... i couldn't agree more
but what of aussies?
Haiku # 16338, October 17, 2001 11:13 pm ET
by k.k.k.

.....ahhh, unconceding fool
i'd squish you like a cockcroach
........and die like kafka
Haiku # 16337, October 17, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by ronin

cheese soul food, you say
how about a reverse kick
.right smack in your face

(and a double roundhouse
....reverse strike more)
Haiku # 16336, October 17, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ronin

.....feed on anthrax scott
maybe you'd be more pretty
.....frothing at the mouth
Haiku # 16335, October 17, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by ronin

......and what of you ash
do you choose to hide behind
......inconspicious names
Haiku # 16334, October 17, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by ronin

...veritable fruitcakes
diagnosed as schizoidal
..roam free in this site
Haiku # 16333, October 17, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by ronin

que quieres, fuckhead
.tu no hablas espanol
.....eres tu puto
Haiku # 16332, October 17, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by ronin

..with bloodshot red eyes
he vaguely attempts to talk
....but his brains is fried
Haiku # 16331, October 17, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ronin

..the guy's brain is fried
sucked dry of all its juices
..he simply stares blank
Haiku # 16330, October 17, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ronin

.......grilled skewered ap
from one end of his shit head
.........to the other end
Haiku # 16329, October 17, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by ronin
..so what's the big deal
if you're fucking canadian
..a third rate white race

..(go stuff your ass with
.........foul cheese)
Haiku # 16328, October 17, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by ronin
coincidence? already?

anthrax went to the
senate one; dubya twat holds
most expendable

in case it had him
actually killed: even
odds: kowtow demos.
Haiku # 16327, October 17, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by unconceding

...i would smash his face,
push it down the toilet bowl
....and kick his damn ass
Haiku # 16326, October 17, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by ronin

............satan is passe
.but here he's like something big
...where have you been wags

(ahhh, so many lifeyears behind)
Haiku # 16325, October 17, 2001 10:27 pm ET
by ronin

.......satan is a fart
...you all idolize a fart
coz you're scared of fart

(ahem...an old, old fart)
Haiku # 16323, October 17, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ronin
i'm hitting refresh
but no refreshment follows
bug in the browser?
Haiku # 16322, October 17, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by scott
The attack of the
killer dildoes!!! flying steely dans
imperial sex toys...
Haiku # 16321, October 17, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by Jerry
there's cheese in a can.
there's also string in a can.
both taste similiar.
Haiku # 16320, October 17, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by scott (can you can-can?)
i have shaved my head
my scalp now reflects the sky
birds hover and preen
Haiku # 16319, October 17, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by scott (orthodox)
poor mox is dead yeahhhh!!!
I killed him with my stolen
dildo site haiku.....
Haiku # 16318, October 17, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cheese IS soul food, ehh?
up here cheese is THE soul fool,
I AM Canadian
Haiku # 16317, October 17, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cheese IS soul food, ehh?
up here cheese is THE soul fool,
I AM Canadian
Haiku # 16316, October 17, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Could somebody teach
Moxie how to do haiku,
so she'll do one right?
Haiku # 16315, October 17, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Nacho Master
we choose bad haiku
rather than good poetry
we like cheese more than soul food
Haiku # 16314, October 17, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by pesce di oro
moxie is dead, so
long live VipVop, dude who knows
good, bad haiku
Haiku # 16313, October 17, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we select some rules.
others rules we disregard.
basho laughs at us.
Haiku # 16312, October 17, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by scott...thinking
sexual erm -
Emergency Response
Mother Fucker
Haiku # 16311, October 17, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by moxie
The nature is not
here, here is haiku for the
f'n digital age.
Haiku # 16310, October 17, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Nacho Master
a higher standard!
well, that makes haiku harder.
and where's the nature?
Haiku # 16309, October 17, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ""
the trick, i have found,
is to just use single quotes
but thanks for the link
Haiku # 16308, October 17, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by badhaikuboy@yahoo.com
Your haikus all suck
Each phrase should be just one line
Don't carry over
Haiku # 16307, October 17, 2001 4:19 pm ET
by VipVop
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