.....my haikus are mine
they're intellectual property
........available at cost
by ronin
That was why it was
not "by" but "from" henceforth
any name that says jewel1
is not the real one
by Jewel1Iwasjustaskedbyronin
I have decided to stop...
when I saw blasphemy
so PLEASE do not use my NAME!!!
by jewel1thatisNOTME
"fucking with my head
make me feel like an asshole
i ain't got no soul"
---- Beck, bad haiku master
such a stupid dance
why does she keep insisting
we do the limbo?
by scott, here i go again
oh, bury me not
in your heap of haiku snot,
though it's all you got.
by unconceding
I hate animals
I kick the kitten's teeth in
I cut the cow's throat
by Jewel1
dick cheney's dead; poor
d.c. vice is dead, and a
poll of confidence
would prob'bly fail. his
pre-deceasors sad, cuz as
Pestilent (he's baad).
-summer's over and were running out of lies.
by McVeigh of the musical, Oklahoma
anthrax went to the
senate one, dubya twat holds
most expendible
in case it had him
actually killed: even
odds: kowtow demos.
by unconceding of you liked that, fans?
my name is mellie
it is short for imelda
i love wearing thongs
by mellie
...HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
by from Ronin 2
......fuck anton la vey
the demented high maggot
.....con man that he is
by from Ronin
my name is my name
it's simply the name i have
because i'm named ash
by ash
wife buys me boxers
multicolored fish in front
long brown eels, back
by ap
divide into teams
each team works on its own line
don't let them mingle
by scott (this is how they wrote the killer joke, i believe...saw it in a documentary)
i foam at the mouth!
is it the dreaded anthrax?
no, it's just colgate
by scott (anyway, i suspect this ain't the ronin who was posting when i started...)
it's a sad mistake
to ascribe this all to me
a comforting lie
i do wish you peace
i once enjoyed your haiku
back when you wrote it
wearing masks like this
you can't know the face beneath
guess we never will
by scott, oh well...i tried (y me gustar
can only work on
one letter at a time, saw
two once and got sick
ok lamer and lamer time for bed
by Anonymous Poet
I am working on
a death haiku that, when read,
will kill the reader.
I mean why not?
by Anonymous Poet
I see these things!
the haiku apparitions
shiver my fingers
by Anonymous Poet
I see these things!
the haiku apperations
shiver my fingers
by Anonymous Poet
ronin crouches; and
pokes at the squares with letters,
his HANDS are ugly.
by Anonymous Poet
sweat sodden bedding,
night of sputtering apnoea,
he stinks of himself,
light spiking crusty eyelids,
he wills himself alive, yet
wishes to be dead
by Anonymous Poet
ladies you know not
what you are missing, ronin
has started to drool
by Anonymous Poet
as i type this ku,
ronin slumbers, noisily
farting and belching
by Anonymous Poet
ronin urine,
buddhafields of stupor, void
of all contentment
by pigdog - that one was too good not to fess up to
ronin urine,
buddhafields of stupor, void
of all contentment
by Anonymous Poet
ronin t'ain't an anus'
ronin t'ain't a nutsack, so
ronin is a taint
by Anonymous Poet
ronin drunk again
his family shuns him, so
so he twits and twitters
by Anonymous Poet
Unconceding butthead
go suck on satan's hole and
fill your head with shit.
(don't forget the dots)
by ciao!
canadians....third rate?
true... i couldn't agree more
but what of aussies?
by k.k.k.
.....ahhh, unconceding fool
i'd squish you like a cockcroach
........and die like kafka
by ronin
cheese soul food, you say
how about a reverse kick
.right smack in your face
(and a double roundhouse
....reverse strike more)
by ronin
.....feed on anthrax scott
maybe you'd be more pretty
.....frothing at the mouth
by ronin
......and what of you ash
do you choose to hide behind
......inconspicious names
by ronin
...veritable fruitcakes
diagnosed as schizoidal
..roam free in this site
by ronin
que quieres, fuckhead
.tu no hablas espanol
.....eres tu puto
by ronin
..with bloodshot red eyes
he vaguely attempts to talk
....but his brains is fried
by ronin
..the guy's brain is fried
sucked dry of all its juices
..he simply stares blank
by ronin
.......grilled skewered ap
from one end of his shit head
.........to the other end
by ronin
..so what's the big deal
if you're fucking canadian
..a third rate white race
..(go stuff your ass with
.........foul cheese)
by ronin
coincidence? already?
anthrax went to the
senate one; dubya twat holds
most expendable
in case it had him
actually killed: even
odds: kowtow demos.
by unconceding
...i would smash his face,
push it down the toilet bowl
....and kick his damn ass
by ronin
............satan is passe
.but here he's like something big
...where have you been wags
(ahhh, so many lifeyears behind)
by ronin
.......satan is a fart
...you all idolize a fart
coz you're scared of fart
(ahem...an old, old fart)
by ronin
i'm hitting refresh
but no refreshment follows
bug in the browser?
by scott
The attack of the
killer dildoes!!! flying steely dans
imperial sex toys...
by Jerry
there's cheese in a can.
there's also string in a can.
both taste similiar.
by scott (can you can-can?)
i have shaved my head
my scalp now reflects the sky
birds hover and preen
by scott (orthodox)
poor mox is dead yeahhhh!!!
I killed him with my stolen
dildo site haiku.....
by Anonymous Poet
cheese IS soul food, ehh?
up here cheese is THE soul fool,
I AM Canadian
by Anonymous Poet
