Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

do i sound pissed off?
maybe its because i am
hear ye o' Islam
Haiku # 16108, October 15, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my new city streets
are swept so clean, i wonder
where do the rats hide?
Haiku # 16106, October 15, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by re: #16092, now that's more like it
perhaps one day war
will be fought not with weapons
but in poetry

our leaders, poets,
west point a school for haiku
letter bombs in verse
Haiku # 16105, October 15, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by fgv to janis, but i sorta kinda doubt it
the jini is out
ask him, politely, to return
avenging war dogs
Haiku # 16104, October 15, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by ap

........moshi moshi hai
.as the ringo starr once said
peace man peace man peace
Haiku # 16103, October 15, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by ronin

.i love my "new" book
it tells everything as is
......koko aishima
Haiku # 16102, October 15, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by ronin

....what old school janis
something like ap's old age
......or maybe ancient
Haiku # 16101, October 15, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by ronin

.......it's shadow boxing
i suppose, an old sport's game
.........'til arthritis sets
Haiku # 16100, October 15, 2001 11:55 am ET
by ronin
Killing each other
In the name of anything
Is very old school
Haiku # 16099, October 15, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Janis
severed heads displayed
at city gate, the killing
competition, no?
Haiku # 16098, October 15, 2001 11:53 am ET
by ap
read an honest book
a real history book
your "unpleasantness"
Haiku # 16097, October 15, 2001 11:51 am ET
by ap

........ap is not ash?
what a clever contraption
...to deceive the young
Haiku # 16096, October 15, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin
......spare us foreign "aid"
with chains attached i'm afraid
.....a noose til we're "daid"
Haiku # 16095, October 15, 2001 11:45 am ET
by ronin
the battan death march
the rape of nanjing city
forget korea
Haiku # 16094, October 15, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ap

.........ahem yo jewel
like somebody's contagious
.....with a plague or two
Haiku # 16093, October 15, 2001 11:41 am ET
by ronin

.......city smogs and rains
with wet black leather shoes in
.........the midst of traffic
Haiku # 16092, October 15, 2001 11:38 am ET
by ronin
plane crash and anthrax,
terrorist related?
yes, our own slipped through.
Haiku # 16091, October 15, 2001 11:36 am ET
by flip ant
hey jewel calm down
this is between ash and me
not your crazy friend
Haiku # 16090, October 15, 2001 11:35 am ET
by ap - don't be so self centered
so very like a
little Nazi stomping his
oversized Afghan!

the hi-jacks are dead.
not one an afghani, fall
guys isolated.
Haiku # 16089, October 15, 2001 11:27 am ET
by a man called Rainbo of to a dick tainted psycho
there's been no news 'bout
where the anthrax came from, cuz
it's not from Afghan.

it's from ourselves like
everything else - when clues are
cold we'll suspect them!!!
Haiku # 16088, October 15, 2001 11:15 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
bombing afghans! claim
osama's the problem. We've
thrown tantrums daily.

shocked by destruction's
replay, now we accept death
ip so unconfirmed.
Haiku # 16087, October 15, 2001 11:10 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
which hand has the bombs ?
and which hand has the money ?
schizophrenic state

evil foreign aid
the necessary pennance
for interference
Haiku # 16086, October 15, 2001 11:07 am ET
by ash
devil's advocate
didn't name any empires
who did you think of ?
Haiku # 16085, October 15, 2001 10:55 am ET
by ash
mister president
the world may be your oyster
but seafood goes bad
Haiku # 16084, October 15, 2001 10:51 am ET
by ash
i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
Haiku # 16083, October 15, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ash
continue bashing
until no one is left
but your ilk

(celebrate!!)
Haiku # 16082, October 15, 2001 10:37 am ET
by jewel1
Life will go on still
for you have lost nobody
but a pest run amok
Haiku # 16081, October 15, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
Ronin is quite good
but you have suceeded in
in infecting him
Haiku # 16080, October 15, 2001 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
the site lost Nova
and so many have tried and failed
the end is for you
Haiku # 16079, October 15, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
the site lost Nova
and so many have tried and failed
the end is for you
Haiku # 16078, October 15, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
yes, thank you, I read
and you have made me evil
best wishes to all
Haiku # 16077, October 15, 2001 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
evil foreign aid
exceeds the aussie budget
evil foreign aid
Haiku # 16076, October 15, 2001 9:27 am ET
by ap
which friend will you call
when the indonesians
set their sights on you
Haiku # 16075, October 15, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ap
you must be reading
revisionist japanese
history lies.. books
Haiku # 16074, October 15, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ap
A sweet smell to some
An odious stench to others
evil or good, gray
Haiku # 16073, October 15, 2001 8:46 am ET
by jewel1
mushi mushi hai!
still sore about ronin's bash?
I commiserate

(I'm afraid I am not Ronin, or Nova)
Haiku # 16072, October 15, 2001 8:43 am ET
by jewel1
an evil empire
another evil empire
and so it goes on
Haiku # 16071, October 15, 2001 8:36 am ET
by ash
good morning aussies
not speaking japanese now?
no need to thank us
Haiku # 16070, October 15, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ap
leave the sun in bed
we have saved enough daylight
stretch my afternoons
Haiku # 16069, October 15, 2001 7:38 am ET
by ash
More than scorn, defeat
to the very one envied
Aphrodite reigns

Haiku # 16068, October 15, 2001 7:26 am ET
by jewel1
Yet, I realize
the venom of one so scorned
destroys the calm soul
Haiku # 16067, October 15, 2001 7:24 am ET
by jewel1
Of nature I know
Freedom given, is treasured
A decision hangs
Haiku # 16066, October 15, 2001 7:23 am ET
by jewel1
gray cloud hangs above
arid land's thirst soon be quenched
green grass burst to life
Haiku # 16065, October 15, 2001 6:21 am ET
by chase
butterfly kisses
kiss me with a loving tongue
speak to me in french
Haiku # 16064, October 15, 2001 4:34 am ET
by mellie
The delicate depth
the immunity spreads wide
truth is relative
Haiku # 16063, October 15, 2001 4:12 am ET
by jewel1
The game continues
clearly as words like dagger
strikes at the main vein
Haiku # 16062, October 15, 2001 4:07 am ET
by jewel1
Immersed in wisdom
undaunted spirit shines through
like beacon at night
Haiku # 16061, October 15, 2001 4:01 am ET
by jewel1
my apologies
it worked well in my browser
the winner: janis
Haiku # 16060, October 15, 2001 2:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the interactive
haiku...what's your opinion?
hate ithas promise
Haiku # 16059, October 15, 2001 2:28 am ET
by efgv, take #2

the interactive

haiku...what's your opinion?


hate it

has promise

Haiku # 16058, October 15, 2001 2:22 am ET
by elven feathered goat vermin
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