Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
read an honest book
a real history book
your "unpleasantness"
Haiku # 16097 October 15, 2001 11:51 am ET
by ap

........ap is not ash?
what a clever contraption
...to deceive the young
Haiku # 16096 October 15, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin
......spare us foreign "aid"
with chains attached i'm afraid
.....a noose til we're "daid"
Haiku # 16095 October 15, 2001 11:45 am ET
by ronin
the battan death march
the rape of nanjing city
forget korea
Haiku # 16094 October 15, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ap

.........ahem yo jewel
like somebody's contagious
.....with a plague or two
Haiku # 16093 October 15, 2001 11:41 am ET
by ronin

.......city smogs and rains
with wet black leather shoes in
.........the midst of traffic
Haiku # 16092 October 15, 2001 11:38 am ET
by ronin
plane crash and anthrax,
terrorist related?
yes, our own slipped through.
Haiku # 16091 October 15, 2001 11:36 am ET
by flip ant
hey jewel calm down
this is between ash and me
not your crazy friend
Haiku # 16090 October 15, 2001 11:35 am ET
by ap - don't be so self centered
so very like a
little Nazi stomping his
oversized Afghan!

the hi-jacks are dead.
not one an afghani, fall
guys isolated.
Haiku # 16089 October 15, 2001 11:27 am ET
by a man called Rainbo of to a dick tainted psycho
there's been no news 'bout
where the anthrax came from, cuz
it's not from Afghan.

it's from ourselves like
everything else - when clues are
cold we'll suspect them!!!
Haiku # 16088 October 15, 2001 11:15 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
bombing afghans! claim
osama's the problem. We've
thrown tantrums daily.

shocked by destruction's
replay, now we accept death
ip so unconfirmed.
Haiku # 16087 October 15, 2001 11:10 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
which hand has the bombs ?
and which hand has the money ?
schizophrenic state

evil foreign aid
the necessary pennance
for interference
Haiku # 16086 October 15, 2001 11:07 am ET
by ash
devil's advocate
didn't name any empires
who did you think of ?
Haiku # 16085 October 15, 2001 10:55 am ET
by ash
mister president
the world may be your oyster
but seafood goes bad
Haiku # 16084 October 15, 2001 10:51 am ET
by ash
i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
Haiku # 16083 October 15, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ash
continue bashing
until no one is left
but your ilk

(celebrate!!)
Haiku # 16082 October 15, 2001 10:37 am ET
by jewel1
Life will go on still
for you have lost nobody
but a pest run amok
Haiku # 16081 October 15, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
Ronin is quite good
but you have suceeded in
in infecting him
Haiku # 16080 October 15, 2001 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
the site lost Nova
and so many have tried and failed
the end is for you
Haiku # 16079 October 15, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
the site lost Nova
and so many have tried and failed
the end is for you
Haiku # 16078 October 15, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
yes, thank you, I read
and you have made me evil
best wishes to all
Haiku # 16077 October 15, 2001 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
evil foreign aid
exceeds the aussie budget
evil foreign aid
Haiku # 16076 October 15, 2001 9:27 am ET
by ap
which friend will you call
when the indonesians
set their sights on you
Haiku # 16075 October 15, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ap
you must be reading
revisionist japanese
history lies.. books
Haiku # 16074 October 15, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ap
A sweet smell to some
An odious stench to others
evil or good, gray
Haiku # 16073 October 15, 2001 8:46 am ET
by jewel1
mushi mushi hai!
still sore about ronin's bash?
I commiserate

(I'm afraid I am not Ronin, or Nova)
Haiku # 16072 October 15, 2001 8:43 am ET
by jewel1
an evil empire
another evil empire
and so it goes on
Haiku # 16071 October 15, 2001 8:36 am ET
by ash
good morning aussies
not speaking japanese now?
no need to thank us
Haiku # 16070 October 15, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ap
leave the sun in bed
we have saved enough daylight
stretch my afternoons
Haiku # 16069 October 15, 2001 7:38 am ET
by ash
More than scorn, defeat
to the very one envied
Aphrodite reigns

Haiku # 16068 October 15, 2001 7:26 am ET
by jewel1
Yet, I realize
the venom of one so scorned
destroys the calm soul
Haiku # 16067 October 15, 2001 7:24 am ET
by jewel1
Of nature I know
Freedom given, is treasured
A decision hangs
Haiku # 16066 October 15, 2001 7:23 am ET
by jewel1
gray cloud hangs above
arid land's thirst soon be quenched
green grass burst to life
Haiku # 16065 October 15, 2001 6:21 am ET
by chase
butterfly kisses
kiss me with a loving tongue
speak to me in french
Haiku # 16064 October 15, 2001 4:34 am ET
by mellie
The delicate depth
the immunity spreads wide
truth is relative
Haiku # 16063 October 15, 2001 4:12 am ET
by jewel1
The game continues
clearly as words like dagger
strikes at the main vein
Haiku # 16062 October 15, 2001 4:07 am ET
by jewel1
Immersed in wisdom
undaunted spirit shines through
like beacon at night
Haiku # 16061 October 15, 2001 4:01 am ET
by jewel1
my apologies
it worked well in my browser
the winner: janis
Haiku # 16060 October 15, 2001 2:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the interactive
haiku...what's your opinion?
hate ithas promise
Haiku # 16059 October 15, 2001 2:28 am ET
by efgv, take #2

the interactive

haiku...what's your opinion?


hate it

has promise

Haiku # 16058 October 15, 2001 2:22 am ET
by elven feathered goat vermin
elves in quandary
masters of their own genre
and fools to themselves
Haiku # 16057 October 15, 2001 2:05 am ET
by indiana
anthrax is subtle
starvation kills many more
not americans
Haiku # 16056 October 15, 2001 1:28 am ET
by ash
burning bush karma
sheds a light on osama
religious dharma

(or perhaps drama)
Haiku # 16055 October 15, 2001 1:27 am ET
by ash
i think someone needs
a hug...turn that frown upside
down, you big goof ball!
Haiku # 16054 October 15, 2001 1:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin, if i ever saw u on the street,
that rotten ignorant grin on your face,
You'd be dead.
Haiku # 16053 October 15, 2001 1:18 am ET
by Jakob the L.

you finish this one:






Haiku # 16052 October 15, 2001 12:28 am ET
by fgv, if it works...
do HTML

tags signify when counting

up to seventeen?
Haiku # 16051 October 15, 2001 12:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A hUrRicaNe LooMed
a PoeT bLeW it AwAy
SunShiNe mAde itS wAy
Haiku # 16050 October 14, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by goku
tweedle, wheedle hum
what a fine windy weather
for hot air balloons
Haiku # 16049 October 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by indiana
the wooden stake pierced
deep into dracula
Haiku # 16048 October 14, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by indiana