Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

which hand has the bombs ?
and which hand has the money ?
schizophrenic state

evil foreign aid
the necessary pennance
for interference
Haiku # 16086, October 15, 2001 11:07 am ET
by ash
devil's advocate
didn't name any empires
who did you think of ?
Haiku # 16085, October 15, 2001 10:55 am ET
by ash
mister president
the world may be your oyster
but seafood goes bad
Haiku # 16084, October 15, 2001 10:51 am ET
by ash
i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
Haiku # 16083, October 15, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ash
continue bashing
until no one is left
but your ilk

(celebrate!!)
Haiku # 16082, October 15, 2001 10:37 am ET
by jewel1
Life will go on still
for you have lost nobody
but a pest run amok
Haiku # 16081, October 15, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
Ronin is quite good
but you have suceeded in
in infecting him
Haiku # 16080, October 15, 2001 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
the site lost Nova
and so many have tried and failed
the end is for you
Haiku # 16079, October 15, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
the site lost Nova
and so many have tried and failed
the end is for you
Haiku # 16078, October 15, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
yes, thank you, I read
and you have made me evil
best wishes to all
Haiku # 16077, October 15, 2001 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
evil foreign aid
exceeds the aussie budget
evil foreign aid
Haiku # 16076, October 15, 2001 9:27 am ET
by ap
which friend will you call
when the indonesians
set their sights on you
Haiku # 16075, October 15, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ap
you must be reading
revisionist japanese
history lies.. books
Haiku # 16074, October 15, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ap
A sweet smell to some
An odious stench to others
evil or good, gray
Haiku # 16073, October 15, 2001 8:46 am ET
by jewel1
mushi mushi hai!
still sore about ronin's bash?
I commiserate

(I'm afraid I am not Ronin, or Nova)
Haiku # 16072, October 15, 2001 8:43 am ET
by jewel1
an evil empire
another evil empire
and so it goes on
Haiku # 16071, October 15, 2001 8:36 am ET
by ash
good morning aussies
not speaking japanese now?
no need to thank us
Haiku # 16070, October 15, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ap
leave the sun in bed
we have saved enough daylight
stretch my afternoons
Haiku # 16069, October 15, 2001 7:38 am ET
by ash
More than scorn, defeat
to the very one envied
Aphrodite reigns

Haiku # 16068, October 15, 2001 7:26 am ET
by jewel1
Yet, I realize
the venom of one so scorned
destroys the calm soul
Haiku # 16067, October 15, 2001 7:24 am ET
by jewel1
Of nature I know
Freedom given, is treasured
A decision hangs
Haiku # 16066, October 15, 2001 7:23 am ET
by jewel1
gray cloud hangs above
arid land's thirst soon be quenched
green grass burst to life
Haiku # 16065, October 15, 2001 6:21 am ET
by chase
butterfly kisses
kiss me with a loving tongue
speak to me in french
Haiku # 16064, October 15, 2001 4:34 am ET
by mellie
The delicate depth
the immunity spreads wide
truth is relative
Haiku # 16063, October 15, 2001 4:12 am ET
by jewel1
The game continues
clearly as words like dagger
strikes at the main vein
Haiku # 16062, October 15, 2001 4:07 am ET
by jewel1
Immersed in wisdom
undaunted spirit shines through
like beacon at night
Haiku # 16061, October 15, 2001 4:01 am ET
by jewel1
my apologies
it worked well in my browser
the winner: janis
Haiku # 16060, October 15, 2001 2:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the interactive
haiku...what's your opinion?
hate ithas promise
Haiku # 16059, October 15, 2001 2:28 am ET
by efgv, take #2

the interactive

haiku...what's your opinion?


hate it

has promise

Haiku # 16058, October 15, 2001 2:22 am ET
by elven feathered goat vermin
elves in quandary
masters of their own genre
and fools to themselves
Haiku # 16057, October 15, 2001 2:05 am ET
by indiana
anthrax is subtle
starvation kills many more
not americans
Haiku # 16056, October 15, 2001 1:28 am ET
by ash
burning bush karma
sheds a light on osama
religious dharma

(or perhaps drama)
Haiku # 16055, October 15, 2001 1:27 am ET
by ash
i think someone needs
a hug...turn that frown upside
down, you big goof ball!
Haiku # 16054, October 15, 2001 1:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin, if i ever saw u on the street,
that rotten ignorant grin on your face,
You'd be dead.
Haiku # 16053, October 15, 2001 1:18 am ET
by Jakob the L.

you finish this one:






Haiku # 16052, October 15, 2001 12:28 am ET
by fgv, if it works...
do HTML

tags signify when counting

up to seventeen?
Haiku # 16051, October 15, 2001 12:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A hUrRicaNe LooMed
a PoeT bLeW it AwAy
SunShiNe mAde itS wAy
Haiku # 16050, October 14, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by goku
tweedle, wheedle hum
what a fine windy weather
for hot air balloons
Haiku # 16049, October 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by indiana
the wooden stake pierced
deep into dracula
Haiku # 16048, October 14, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by indiana
H
Haiku # 16047, October 14, 2001 9:55 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
I am so very very very
gay, because I have absolutely no idea
how many syllables go in each line of a haiku.
Haiku # 16046, October 14, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Dude with name that makes
no sense, stop making your text
so damn big and bright

I still don't know if
I can see, because that crap
was so fucking green.
Haiku # 16045, October 14, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by Nacho Master of Owner of the Universe
When you are done with
reading this lovely haiku,
go to my website.
http://www.angelfire.com/nm2/undefined/index.html
Haiku # 16044, October 14, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by NachoMaster of Owner of the Universe
NO MORE CRAPPY PO
ETRY YOU CALL A HAIKU
I HATE OSAMA
Haiku # 16043, October 14, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by ftdgfjbgfckhufgugjhfkyhfighedxjkyhgch of gfhdghdkhjrtown
H
Haiku # 16042, October 14, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
No matter what there will
always be someone who hates corn chowder
and always rehashes tofu with pork
Haiku # 16041, October 14, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by Moxie
If you meet a girl
whose name is Pickle Master,
she is a lesbo.
Haiku # 16040, October 14, 2001 9:30 pm ET
by Nacho Master of The Universe (I own it)
Anthrax, the band was
the first thing that came to mind
from old lawn sales in Fall
Haiku # 16039, October 14, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Moxie
It's been a long time
but words do kill, words can kill
esp. the empty ones
that mean nothing because
the words people mean tend to
be ignored
Haiku # 16038, October 14, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by Moxie
remember that band
that went by the name "Anthrax"?
me neither, really...
Haiku # 16037, October 14, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by ready for a spinal tap
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >