Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
Haiku # 16083, October 15, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ash
continue bashing
until no one is left
but your ilk

(celebrate!!)
Haiku # 16082, October 15, 2001 10:37 am ET
by jewel1
Life will go on still
for you have lost nobody
but a pest run amok
Haiku # 16081, October 15, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
Ronin is quite good
but you have suceeded in
in infecting him
Haiku # 16080, October 15, 2001 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
the site lost Nova
and so many have tried and failed
the end is for you
Haiku # 16079, October 15, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
the site lost Nova
and so many have tried and failed
the end is for you
Haiku # 16078, October 15, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
yes, thank you, I read
and you have made me evil
best wishes to all
Haiku # 16077, October 15, 2001 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
evil foreign aid
exceeds the aussie budget
evil foreign aid
Haiku # 16076, October 15, 2001 9:27 am ET
by ap
which friend will you call
when the indonesians
set their sights on you
Haiku # 16075, October 15, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ap
you must be reading
revisionist japanese
history lies.. books
Haiku # 16074, October 15, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ap
A sweet smell to some
An odious stench to others
evil or good, gray
Haiku # 16073, October 15, 2001 8:46 am ET
by jewel1
mushi mushi hai!
still sore about ronin's bash?
I commiserate

(I'm afraid I am not Ronin, or Nova)
Haiku # 16072, October 15, 2001 8:43 am ET
by jewel1
an evil empire
another evil empire
and so it goes on
Haiku # 16071, October 15, 2001 8:36 am ET
by ash
good morning aussies
not speaking japanese now?
no need to thank us
Haiku # 16070, October 15, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ap
leave the sun in bed
we have saved enough daylight
stretch my afternoons
Haiku # 16069, October 15, 2001 7:38 am ET
by ash
More than scorn, defeat
to the very one envied
Aphrodite reigns

Haiku # 16068, October 15, 2001 7:26 am ET
by jewel1
Yet, I realize
the venom of one so scorned
destroys the calm soul
Haiku # 16067, October 15, 2001 7:24 am ET
by jewel1
Of nature I know
Freedom given, is treasured
A decision hangs
Haiku # 16066, October 15, 2001 7:23 am ET
by jewel1
gray cloud hangs above
arid land's thirst soon be quenched
green grass burst to life
Haiku # 16065, October 15, 2001 6:21 am ET
by chase
butterfly kisses
kiss me with a loving tongue
speak to me in french
Haiku # 16064, October 15, 2001 4:34 am ET
by mellie
The delicate depth
the immunity spreads wide
truth is relative
Haiku # 16063, October 15, 2001 4:12 am ET
by jewel1
The game continues
clearly as words like dagger
strikes at the main vein
Haiku # 16062, October 15, 2001 4:07 am ET
by jewel1
Immersed in wisdom
undaunted spirit shines through
like beacon at night
Haiku # 16061, October 15, 2001 4:01 am ET
by jewel1
my apologies
it worked well in my browser
the winner: janis
Haiku # 16060, October 15, 2001 2:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the interactive
haiku...what's your opinion?
hate ithas promise
Haiku # 16059, October 15, 2001 2:28 am ET
by efgv, take #2

the interactive

haiku...what's your opinion?


hate it

has promise

Haiku # 16058, October 15, 2001 2:22 am ET
by elven feathered goat vermin
elves in quandary
masters of their own genre
and fools to themselves
Haiku # 16057, October 15, 2001 2:05 am ET
by indiana
anthrax is subtle
starvation kills many more
not americans
Haiku # 16056, October 15, 2001 1:28 am ET
by ash
burning bush karma
sheds a light on osama
religious dharma

(or perhaps drama)
Haiku # 16055, October 15, 2001 1:27 am ET
by ash
i think someone needs
a hug...turn that frown upside
down, you big goof ball!
Haiku # 16054, October 15, 2001 1:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin, if i ever saw u on the street,
that rotten ignorant grin on your face,
You'd be dead.
Haiku # 16053, October 15, 2001 1:18 am ET
by Jakob the L.

you finish this one:






Haiku # 16052, October 15, 2001 12:28 am ET
by fgv, if it works...
do HTML

tags signify when counting

up to seventeen?
Haiku # 16051, October 15, 2001 12:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A hUrRicaNe LooMed
a PoeT bLeW it AwAy
SunShiNe mAde itS wAy
Haiku # 16050, October 14, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by goku
tweedle, wheedle hum
what a fine windy weather
for hot air balloons
Haiku # 16049, October 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by indiana
the wooden stake pierced
deep into dracula
Haiku # 16048, October 14, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by indiana
H
Haiku # 16047, October 14, 2001 9:55 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
I am so very very very
gay, because I have absolutely no idea
how many syllables go in each line of a haiku.
Haiku # 16046, October 14, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Dude with name that makes
no sense, stop making your text
so damn big and bright

I still don't know if
I can see, because that crap
was so fucking green.
Haiku # 16045, October 14, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by Nacho Master of Owner of the Universe
When you are done with
reading this lovely haiku,
go to my website.
http://www.angelfire.com/nm2/undefined/index.html
Haiku # 16044, October 14, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by NachoMaster of Owner of the Universe
NO MORE CRAPPY PO
ETRY YOU CALL A HAIKU
I HATE OSAMA
Haiku # 16043, October 14, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by ftdgfjbgfckhufgugjhfkyhfighedxjkyhgch of gfhdghdkhjrtown
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Haiku # 16042, October 14, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
No matter what there will
always be someone who hates corn chowder
and always rehashes tofu with pork
Haiku # 16041, October 14, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by Moxie
If you meet a girl
whose name is Pickle Master,
she is a lesbo.
Haiku # 16040, October 14, 2001 9:30 pm ET
by Nacho Master of The Universe (I own it)
Anthrax, the band was
the first thing that came to mind
from old lawn sales in Fall
Haiku # 16039, October 14, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Moxie
It's been a long time
but words do kill, words can kill
esp. the empty ones
that mean nothing because
the words people mean tend to
be ignored
Haiku # 16038, October 14, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by Moxie
remember that band
that went by the name "Anthrax"?
me neither, really...
Haiku # 16037, October 14, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by ready for a spinal tap
Haiku # 16036, October 14, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by pre-emptive strike against typo watchers...that was meant to be "let's" of course
specialists in beer,
tobacco, chocolate, cheese,
the world's finest weed,

and not to mention,
last but not least, tolerance,
the Dutch have it down
Haiku # 16035, October 14, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by ap
new threat to the world
no more powders up the nose
guess it's back to crack
Haiku # 16034, October 14, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by ash
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