Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

......spare us foreign "aid"
with chains attached i'm afraid
.....a noose til we're "daid"
Haiku # 16095, October 15, 2001 11:45 am ET
by ronin
the battan death march
the rape of nanjing city
forget korea
Haiku # 16094, October 15, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ap

.........ahem yo jewel
like somebody's contagious
.....with a plague or two
Haiku # 16093, October 15, 2001 11:41 am ET
by ronin

.......city smogs and rains
with wet black leather shoes in
.........the midst of traffic
Haiku # 16092, October 15, 2001 11:38 am ET
by ronin
plane crash and anthrax,
terrorist related?
yes, our own slipped through.
Haiku # 16091, October 15, 2001 11:36 am ET
by flip ant
hey jewel calm down
this is between ash and me
not your crazy friend
Haiku # 16090, October 15, 2001 11:35 am ET
by ap - don't be so self centered
so very like a
little Nazi stomping his
oversized Afghan!

the hi-jacks are dead.
not one an afghani, fall
guys isolated.
Haiku # 16089, October 15, 2001 11:27 am ET
by a man called Rainbo of to a dick tainted psycho
there's been no news 'bout
where the anthrax came from, cuz
it's not from Afghan.

it's from ourselves like
everything else - when clues are
cold we'll suspect them!!!
Haiku # 16088, October 15, 2001 11:15 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
bombing afghans! claim
osama's the problem. We've
thrown tantrums daily.

shocked by destruction's
replay, now we accept death
ip so unconfirmed.
Haiku # 16087, October 15, 2001 11:10 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
which hand has the bombs ?
and which hand has the money ?
schizophrenic state

evil foreign aid
the necessary pennance
for interference
Haiku # 16086, October 15, 2001 11:07 am ET
by ash
devil's advocate
didn't name any empires
who did you think of ?
Haiku # 16085, October 15, 2001 10:55 am ET
by ash
mister president
the world may be your oyster
but seafood goes bad
Haiku # 16084, October 15, 2001 10:51 am ET
by ash
i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
Haiku # 16083, October 15, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ash
continue bashing
until no one is left
but your ilk

(celebrate!!)
Haiku # 16082, October 15, 2001 10:37 am ET
by jewel1
Life will go on still
for you have lost nobody
but a pest run amok
Haiku # 16081, October 15, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
Ronin is quite good
but you have suceeded in
in infecting him
Haiku # 16080, October 15, 2001 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
the site lost Nova
and so many have tried and failed
the end is for you
Haiku # 16079, October 15, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
the site lost Nova
and so many have tried and failed
the end is for you
Haiku # 16078, October 15, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
yes, thank you, I read
and you have made me evil
best wishes to all
Haiku # 16077, October 15, 2001 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
evil foreign aid
exceeds the aussie budget
evil foreign aid
Haiku # 16076, October 15, 2001 9:27 am ET
by ap
which friend will you call
when the indonesians
set their sights on you
Haiku # 16075, October 15, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ap
you must be reading
revisionist japanese
history lies.. books
Haiku # 16074, October 15, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ap
A sweet smell to some
An odious stench to others
evil or good, gray
Haiku # 16073, October 15, 2001 8:46 am ET
by jewel1
mushi mushi hai!
still sore about ronin's bash?
I commiserate

(I'm afraid I am not Ronin, or Nova)
Haiku # 16072, October 15, 2001 8:43 am ET
by jewel1
an evil empire
another evil empire
and so it goes on
Haiku # 16071, October 15, 2001 8:36 am ET
by ash
good morning aussies
not speaking japanese now?
no need to thank us
Haiku # 16070, October 15, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ap
leave the sun in bed
we have saved enough daylight
stretch my afternoons
Haiku # 16069, October 15, 2001 7:38 am ET
by ash
More than scorn, defeat
to the very one envied
Aphrodite reigns

Haiku # 16068, October 15, 2001 7:26 am ET
by jewel1
Yet, I realize
the venom of one so scorned
destroys the calm soul
Haiku # 16067, October 15, 2001 7:24 am ET
by jewel1
Of nature I know
Freedom given, is treasured
A decision hangs
Haiku # 16066, October 15, 2001 7:23 am ET
by jewel1
gray cloud hangs above
arid land's thirst soon be quenched
green grass burst to life
Haiku # 16065, October 15, 2001 6:21 am ET
by chase
butterfly kisses
kiss me with a loving tongue
speak to me in french
Haiku # 16064, October 15, 2001 4:34 am ET
by mellie
The delicate depth
the immunity spreads wide
truth is relative
Haiku # 16063, October 15, 2001 4:12 am ET
by jewel1
The game continues
clearly as words like dagger
strikes at the main vein
Haiku # 16062, October 15, 2001 4:07 am ET
by jewel1
Immersed in wisdom
undaunted spirit shines through
like beacon at night
Haiku # 16061, October 15, 2001 4:01 am ET
by jewel1
my apologies
it worked well in my browser
the winner: janis
Haiku # 16060, October 15, 2001 2:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the interactive
haiku...what's your opinion?
hate ithas promise
Haiku # 16059, October 15, 2001 2:28 am ET
by efgv, take #2

the interactive

haiku...what's your opinion?


hate it

has promise

Haiku # 16058, October 15, 2001 2:22 am ET
by elven feathered goat vermin
elves in quandary
masters of their own genre
and fools to themselves
Haiku # 16057, October 15, 2001 2:05 am ET
by indiana
anthrax is subtle
starvation kills many more
not americans
Haiku # 16056, October 15, 2001 1:28 am ET
by ash
burning bush karma
sheds a light on osama
religious dharma

(or perhaps drama)
Haiku # 16055, October 15, 2001 1:27 am ET
by ash
i think someone needs
a hug...turn that frown upside
down, you big goof ball!
Haiku # 16054, October 15, 2001 1:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ronin, if i ever saw u on the street,
that rotten ignorant grin on your face,
You'd be dead.
Haiku # 16053, October 15, 2001 1:18 am ET
by Jakob the L.

you finish this one:






Haiku # 16052, October 15, 2001 12:28 am ET
by fgv, if it works...
do HTML

tags signify when counting

up to seventeen?
Haiku # 16051, October 15, 2001 12:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A hUrRicaNe LooMed
a PoeT bLeW it AwAy
SunShiNe mAde itS wAy
Haiku # 16050, October 14, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by goku
tweedle, wheedle hum
what a fine windy weather
for hot air balloons
Haiku # 16049, October 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by indiana
the wooden stake pierced
deep into dracula
Haiku # 16048, October 14, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by indiana
H
Haiku # 16047, October 14, 2001 9:55 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
I am so very very very
gay, because I have absolutely no idea
how many syllables go in each line of a haiku.
Haiku # 16046, October 14, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by Moxie
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