Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 43 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

between now and then
there''s an awful lot of time
or at least one hopes
Haiku # 1533, July 9, 1999 5:26 am ET
by ash
could the new haikus
appear on top as before
for ease of reading?
Haiku # 1532, July 8, 1999 3:43 pm ET
by scully
jan is, new haikus
now appear at the bottom
requiring scrolling
Haiku # 1531, July 8, 1999 3:42 pm ET
by scully
crimson hair, slight smile
in a flowing cotton dress
how to conjure you?
Haiku # 1530, July 8, 1999 3:36 pm ET
by hangdog
gracious, generous
interested in the arts
my mate... where are you?
Haiku # 1529, July 8, 1999 3:23 pm ET
by hangdog
in baggy green shorts
smooth leg, flash of black panties
i run my hand up
Haiku # 1528, July 8, 1999 3:18 pm ET
by hangdog
When the lights go out
The gremlins come out to play
With the cable guys
Haiku # 1527, July 8, 1999 4:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have no arms or
legs or feet or hands or ears
but I sure can hump
Haiku # 1526, July 8, 1999 1:57 am ET
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
Have you wondered if
Ewoks have hairy assholes?
I think that they do
Haiku # 1525, July 8, 1999 1:53 am ET
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
turn over a leaf
some sagely as thyme parsley by
(haiku seasoning)
Haiku # 1524, July 8, 1999 1:40 am ET
by ash
Shlong like a camel
Testicles of an emu
Face of John Hancock
Haiku # 1523, July 8, 1999 1:31 am ET
by Eric of South Yemen, USO
very very very very scared
she has testicle in mouth
hope she does not bite!
Haiku # 1522, July 8, 1999 1:22 am ET
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
sometimes I do dream
of a place so wonderful
with free bananas
Haiku # 1521, July 7, 1999 11:36 pm ET
by Infinity of BLARGASHIT
It gets very hot
Down here in California
I miss Canada
Haiku # 1520, July 7, 1999 7:29 pm ET
by Janis of LA, USA
Haiku I found out,
Is supposed to have something
To do with seasons
Haiku # 1519, July 7, 1999 7:27 pm ET
by Janis of LA, USA
Pick your nose too hard
And you might damage your brain
Worth thinking about
Haiku # 1518, July 7, 1999 8:04 am ET
by Jules
i am not just me
but what you see of yourself
reflecting on me
Haiku # 1517, July 7, 1999 5:31 am ET
by ash
Hey let''s calm down now
It''s time to get back the thought
fullness and be cool.
Haiku # 1516, July 6, 1999 3:41 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
What was the question?
Oh yeah.....who am I you ask.
Hey I''m just me man!
Haiku # 1515, July 6, 1999 3:34 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Who am I you ask?
Your worst fucking nightmare!
Well...no...that''s not me.
Haiku # 1514, July 6, 1999 3:30 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Infinity''s right
Your being awful bitter
about bad haikus
Haiku # 1513, July 6, 1999 1:23 pm ET
by Penny
dude, don''t disrespect
Shaggydoo and Ash, coz they
do kick ass haiku
Haiku # 1512, July 6, 1999 9:35 am ET
by Infinity of BLAGETTY BLAG
Ash and SHAGGY DOO
submit lots of bad haiku
who the F?#% are you?
Haiku # 1511, July 6, 1999 8:44 am ET
by Patrick Coffey of Toronto,
Rosco P Coltrain
Loved him on Dukes of Hazard
Hai ku cuu cuu cuu
Haiku # 1510, July 6, 1999 8:43 am ET
by Patrick Coffey of Toronto,
fucked apostrophes
ruining thoughtful haiku
janis do your stuff
Haiku # 1509, July 6, 1999 6:52 am ET
by ash
ev''ry so often
despite negativity
there is cause to smile
Haiku # 1508, July 6, 1999 6:49 am ET
by ash
is it the dull colour
is it a lack of bonfire
that makes this site cold
Haiku # 1507, July 6, 1999 6:46 am ET
by ash
Quiet times ''round here
It''s a sad day in the house
with nothing to share
Haiku # 1506, July 5, 1999 12:45 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Haiku # 1505, July 5, 1999 7:06 am ET
by RICH BIRLEY
Zipping right along
The wind throws my hair way back
The feeling of flight
Haiku # 1504, July 4, 1999 12:23 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
This one saturday
I woke up to find the blues
sitting next to me......
Haiku # 1503, July 3, 1999 12:59 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Walk to the water
Freedom in empty spaces
Clears your head you know!
Haiku # 1502, July 3, 1999 12:58 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
as i always say
there''s always more said than done
when all''s said & done
Haiku # 1501, July 3, 1999 1:22 am ET
by ash
southeasterly wind
watercoloured cumuli
winter afternoon
Haiku # 1500, July 3, 1999 1:16 am ET
by ash
Nickelodeon
It''s a place to see a show
Not a TV show!
Haiku # 1499, July 1, 1999 6:57 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
With a French accent
say for me this expression....
You look beautiful!
Haiku # 1498, July 1, 1999 6:55 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
With a cock like that
You need your life shown as a
Documentary
Haiku # 1497, July 1, 1999 6:53 pm ET
by Kate
I do love Lucy
It comes on after Bewitched
That''s part of my day
Haiku # 1496, July 1, 1999 6:51 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
I''m scared of phonics
The television tells me
That I could get hooked
Haiku # 1495, July 1, 1999 1:53 pm ET
by janis of LA, USA
raindrops rattle pipes
condensation on the panes
mould blooms on the walls
Haiku # 1494, July 1, 1999 5:03 am ET
by ash
Shades of grey and blue
Adorn this long lost website
Change for the better
Haiku # 1493, July 1, 1999 3:55 am ET
by AHHT
on armistice day
dismembered be remembered
rest in pieces chaps
Haiku # 1492, July 1, 1999 3:29 am ET
by ash
Having oral sex
with a starving piranha.....
Sounds pretty painful!
Haiku # 1491, June 28, 1999 7:03 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
I poured alcohol
onto my grown up penis
then stuck pins in it
Haiku # 1490, June 28, 1999 6:52 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey....would you ever
lick Sally Struther''s stretch marks?
Well!? So then would you?
Haiku # 1489, June 28, 1999 6:50 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
If you lay naked
on a bed of fireants
I know I''d love you!
Haiku # 1488, June 28, 1999 6:35 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Saw the hand of God.
It tried to take me away.
I''m not ready yet!!!
Haiku # 1487, June 28, 1999 6:22 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Eeeeew! Frozen lamas --
It get friggin'' cold at night
here in Dharmsala
Haiku # 1486, June 28, 1999 4:38 pm ET
by Fernando Lamas of Lhasa, Tibet
ah frozen llamas
the bane of my existence
I DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!!
Haiku # 1485, June 28, 1999 12:03 pm ET
by Infinity of shithole, us of fucking a
nursing the rabbit
watching cartoons from the lounge
so pleased with yourself
Haiku # 1484, June 28, 1999 12:39 am ET
by ash
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