When the lights go out
The gremlins come out to play
With the cable guys
by Anonymous Poet
I have no arms or
legs or feet or hands or ears
but I sure can hump
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
Have you wondered if
Ewoks have hairy assholes?
I think that they do
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
turn over a leaf
some sagely as thyme parsley by
(haiku seasoning)
by ash
Shlong like a camel
Testicles of an emu
Face of John Hancock
by Eric of South Yemen, USO
very very very very scared
she has testicle in mouth
hope she does not bite!
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
sometimes I do dream
of a place so wonderful
with free bananas
by Infinity of BLARGASHIT
It gets very hot
Down here in California
I miss Canada
by Janis of LA, USA
Haiku I found out,
Is supposed to have something
To do with seasons
by Janis of LA, USA
Pick your nose too hard
And you might damage your brain
Worth thinking about
by Jules
i am not just me
but what you see of yourself
reflecting on me
by ash
Hey let''s calm down now
It''s time to get back the thought
fullness and be cool.
by Tony's Grandpa
What was the question?
Oh yeah.....who am I you ask.
Hey I''m just me man!
by SHAGGYDOO
Who am I you ask?
Your worst fucking nightmare!
Well...no...that''s not me.
by SHAGGYDOO
Infinity''s right
Your being awful bitter
about bad haikus
by Penny
dude, don''t disrespect
Shaggydoo and Ash, coz they
do kick ass haiku
by Infinity of BLAGETTY BLAG
Ash and SHAGGY DOO
submit lots of bad haiku
who the F?#% are you?
by Patrick Coffey of Toronto,
Rosco P Coltrain
Loved him on Dukes of Hazard
Hai ku cuu cuu cuu
by Patrick Coffey of Toronto,
fucked apostrophes
ruining thoughtful haiku
janis do your stuff
by ash
ev''ry so often
despite negativity
there is cause to smile
by ash
is it the dull colour
is it a lack of bonfire
that makes this site cold
by ash
Quiet times ''round here
It''s a sad day in the house
with nothing to share
by Tony's Grandpa
Zipping right along
The wind throws my hair way back
The feeling of flight
by SHAGGYDOO
This one saturday
I woke up to find the blues
sitting next to me......
by SHAGGYDOO
Walk to the water
Freedom in empty spaces
Clears your head you know!
by SHAGGYDOO
as i always say
there''s always more said than done
when all''s said & done
by ash
southeasterly wind
watercoloured cumuli
winter afternoon
by ash
Nickelodeon
It''s a place to see a show
Not a TV show!
by Tony's Grandpa
With a French accent
say for me this expression....
You look beautiful!
by SHAGGYDOO
With a cock like that
You need your life shown as a
Documentary
by Kate
I do love Lucy
It comes on after Bewitched
That''s part of my day
by Tony's Grandpa
I''m scared of phonics
The television tells me
That I could get hooked
by janis of LA, USA
raindrops rattle pipes
condensation on the panes
mould blooms on the walls
by ash
Shades of grey and blue
Adorn this long lost website
Change for the better
by AHHT
on armistice day
dismembered be remembered
rest in pieces chaps
by ash
Having oral sex
with a starving piranha.....
Sounds pretty painful!
by SHAGGYDOO
I poured alcohol
onto my grown up penis
then stuck pins in it
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey....would you ever
lick Sally Struther''s stretch marks?
Well!? So then would you?
by Tony's Grandpa
If you lay naked
on a bed of fireants
I know I''d love you!
by SHAGGYDOO
Saw the hand of God.
It tried to take me away.
I''m not ready yet!!!
by Tony's Grandpa
Eeeeew! Frozen lamas --
It get friggin'' cold at night
here in Dharmsala
by Fernando Lamas of Lhasa, Tibet
ah frozen llamas
the bane of my existence
I DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!!
by Infinity of shithole, us of fucking a
nursing the rabbit
watching cartoons from the lounge
so pleased with yourself
by ash
sometimes i just sit
wondering if i can fit
and then i submit
by ash
Sitting on the porch
having my way with a beer
when a fart slipped out
by Tony's Grandpa
This is just to test
To see if the time stamp is
Working properly
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
achoo! gesundheit
cover your mouth, idiot
don't want your disease
by Emcee Escher
gurgling again
lactose intolerance sucks
coffee is safer
by Emcee Escher
next cube's a lunger
so proud of his infection
atomised virus
by Emcee Escher
