Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Pick your nose too hard
And you might damage your brain
Worth thinking about
Haiku # 1518, July 7, 1999 8:04 am ET
by Jules
i am not just me
but what you see of yourself
reflecting on me
Haiku # 1517, July 7, 1999 5:31 am ET
by ash
Hey let''s calm down now
It''s time to get back the thought
fullness and be cool.
Haiku # 1516, July 6, 1999 3:41 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
What was the question?
Oh yeah.....who am I you ask.
Hey I''m just me man!
Haiku # 1515, July 6, 1999 3:34 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Who am I you ask?
Your worst fucking nightmare!
Well...no...that''s not me.
Haiku # 1514, July 6, 1999 3:30 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Infinity''s right
Your being awful bitter
about bad haikus
Haiku # 1513, July 6, 1999 1:23 pm ET
by Penny
dude, don''t disrespect
Shaggydoo and Ash, coz they
do kick ass haiku
Haiku # 1512, July 6, 1999 9:35 am ET
by Infinity of BLAGETTY BLAG
Ash and SHAGGY DOO
submit lots of bad haiku
who the F?#% are you?
Haiku # 1511, July 6, 1999 8:44 am ET
by Patrick Coffey of Toronto,
Rosco P Coltrain
Loved him on Dukes of Hazard
Hai ku cuu cuu cuu
Haiku # 1510, July 6, 1999 8:43 am ET
by Patrick Coffey of Toronto,
fucked apostrophes
ruining thoughtful haiku
janis do your stuff
Haiku # 1509, July 6, 1999 6:52 am ET
by ash
ev''ry so often
despite negativity
there is cause to smile
Haiku # 1508, July 6, 1999 6:49 am ET
by ash
is it the dull colour
is it a lack of bonfire
that makes this site cold
Haiku # 1507, July 6, 1999 6:46 am ET
by ash
Quiet times ''round here
It''s a sad day in the house
with nothing to share
Haiku # 1506, July 5, 1999 12:45 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Haiku # 1505, July 5, 1999 7:06 am ET
by RICH BIRLEY
Zipping right along
The wind throws my hair way back
The feeling of flight
Haiku # 1504, July 4, 1999 12:23 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
This one saturday
I woke up to find the blues
sitting next to me......
Haiku # 1503, July 3, 1999 12:59 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Walk to the water
Freedom in empty spaces
Clears your head you know!
Haiku # 1502, July 3, 1999 12:58 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
as i always say
there''s always more said than done
when all''s said & done
Haiku # 1501, July 3, 1999 1:22 am ET
by ash
southeasterly wind
watercoloured cumuli
winter afternoon
Haiku # 1500, July 3, 1999 1:16 am ET
by ash
Nickelodeon
It''s a place to see a show
Not a TV show!
Haiku # 1499, July 1, 1999 6:57 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
With a French accent
say for me this expression....
You look beautiful!
Haiku # 1498, July 1, 1999 6:55 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
With a cock like that
You need your life shown as a
Documentary
Haiku # 1497, July 1, 1999 6:53 pm ET
by Kate
I do love Lucy
It comes on after Bewitched
That''s part of my day
Haiku # 1496, July 1, 1999 6:51 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
I''m scared of phonics
The television tells me
That I could get hooked
Haiku # 1495, July 1, 1999 1:53 pm ET
by janis of LA, USA
raindrops rattle pipes
condensation on the panes
mould blooms on the walls
Haiku # 1494, July 1, 1999 5:03 am ET
by ash
Shades of grey and blue
Adorn this long lost website
Change for the better
Haiku # 1493, July 1, 1999 3:55 am ET
by AHHT
on armistice day
dismembered be remembered
rest in pieces chaps
Haiku # 1492, July 1, 1999 3:29 am ET
by ash
Having oral sex
with a starving piranha.....
Sounds pretty painful!
Haiku # 1491, June 28, 1999 7:03 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
I poured alcohol
onto my grown up penis
then stuck pins in it
Haiku # 1490, June 28, 1999 6:52 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey....would you ever
lick Sally Struther''s stretch marks?
Well!? So then would you?
Haiku # 1489, June 28, 1999 6:50 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
If you lay naked
on a bed of fireants
I know I''d love you!
Haiku # 1488, June 28, 1999 6:35 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Saw the hand of God.
It tried to take me away.
I''m not ready yet!!!
Haiku # 1487, June 28, 1999 6:22 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Eeeeew! Frozen lamas --
It get friggin'' cold at night
here in Dharmsala
Haiku # 1486, June 28, 1999 4:38 pm ET
by Fernando Lamas of Lhasa, Tibet
ah frozen llamas
the bane of my existence
I DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!!
Haiku # 1485, June 28, 1999 12:03 pm ET
by Infinity of shithole, us of fucking a
nursing the rabbit
watching cartoons from the lounge
so pleased with yourself
Haiku # 1484, June 28, 1999 12:39 am ET
by ash
sometimes i just sit
wondering if i can fit
and then i submit
Haiku # 1483, June 25, 1999 3:45 am ET
by ash
Sitting on the porch
having my way with a beer
when a fart slipped out
Haiku # 1482, June 24, 1999 3:16 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
This is just to test
To see if the time stamp is
Working properly
Haiku # 1481, June 24, 1999 12:28 pm ET
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
achoo! gesundheit
cover your mouth, idiot
don't want your disease
Haiku # 1480, June 24, 1999 8:45 am ET
by Emcee Escher
gurgling again
lactose intolerance sucks
coffee is safer
Haiku # 1479, June 24, 1999 5:50 am ET
by Emcee Escher
next cube's a lunger
so proud of his infection
atomised virus
Haiku # 1478, June 24, 1999 5:42 am ET
by Emcee Escher
The morning is best
although the evening is good
for seeing the stars
Haiku # 1477, June 24, 1999 3:50 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
it goes round and round
and doesn''t stop there even
it does other stuff
Haiku # 1476, June 24, 1999 3:49 am ET
by ash
Looking for the words
to show my satisfaction
for the head you gave
Haiku # 1475, June 23, 1999 6:06 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
I realize that
Quotation marks are all fucked
This will be fixed soon
Haiku # 1474, June 23, 1999 11:58 am ET
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
This is a neat trick --
I hang rednecks from my porch
The Klan don''t come here.
Haiku # 1473, June 23, 1999 2:40 am ET
by Bubba Jim Goldberg of Trailer Trash,
This is a neat trick --
I hang rednecks my porch
The Klan don''t come here.
Haiku # 1472, June 23, 1999 2:39 am ET
by Bubba Jim Goldberg of Trailer Trash ,
Riots in the streets--
Chaos & confusion reign--
Y2K? Haiku!
Haiku # 1471, June 23, 1999 2:31 am ET
by Nunya Bidness of Houston
Nooooo not the comma!
I meant the apostrophe!
I guess I AM stoned!
Haiku # 1470, June 22, 1999 7:58 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey Janis check this.....
Your commas are quotations
When I type them in...
Haiku # 1469, June 22, 1999 7:55 pm ET
by Look up to ---> What the ?!!!
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