Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

The plane up the coast
Rock and Rolled through the day sky.
Ann wretched in a bag.
Haiku # 1568, July 26, 1999 7:35 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
In New York City
I got caught in a rain storm
waiting for a bus
Haiku # 1567, July 26, 1999 7:34 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Going bus surfing
in a 42 seater
loaded to the brim
Haiku # 1566, July 26, 1999 7:34 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Right next to me was
a jittery little man
being all spastic!
Haiku # 1565, July 26, 1999 7:33 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Lacerated lips
opened up next to my face.
Damn dude! GO AWAY!!!
Haiku # 1564, July 26, 1999 7:33 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
My anus trickles
Sticky brown lumps of matter;
Curry assails me
Haiku # 1563, July 26, 1999 2:29 am ET
by Boba Matt of Leamington SPA, U.K.
Oh baby, baby!
Think about what you''re doing,
And then DO IT RIGHT!!!
Haiku # 1562, July 25, 1999 3:17 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Fingering a tune
till it embeds in your soul.
Now that''s some passion!
Haiku # 1561, July 25, 1999 3:15 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Jen and the wedding.
Are you so sure he''s the one?
FOREVER is Loooooooooonnnng!!!
Haiku # 1560, July 25, 1999 3:14 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
watching wrestling
tonight at 4:30, yeah!
wrestling is gay
Haiku # 1559, July 25, 1999 2:53 pm ET
by scott Carstensen of Cool, USA
Even if you just
weed a little at a time
you have a garden
Haiku # 1558, July 24, 1999 10:14 pm ET
by Maudest Production
Please don''t boss me
you should know better by know
I''m gonna cut you
Haiku # 1557, July 24, 1999 10:04 pm ET
by Eddie Futch
My dearest Edward
will you get an eye exam
you''re blind as a bat
Haiku # 1556, July 24, 1999 9:59 pm ET
by Sugar Monkey Girl
I''m a sillyass
I meant to say link BELOW
on last bad haiku
Haiku # 1555, July 24, 1999 9:22 pm ET
by Infinity
for more bad haikus
all about olean and shit
go to link above
Haiku # 1554, July 24, 1999 9:20 pm ET
by Infinity
I researched it all
haikus are not set in stone
this form is best though
:P
Haiku # 1553, July 24, 1999 9:16 pm ET
by Infinity
Stinky wallet poo
Hot weather makes my ass sweat
Money in his mouth!
Haiku # 1552, July 24, 1999 9:15 pm ET
by Scott Carstensen of Cool, USA
fuck summer couples
having a very good time
women, I miss mine
Haiku # 1551, July 24, 1999 9:08 pm ET
by Scott Carstensen of Cool, USA
Beer is very good
I already drank a lot
I am a bad boy
Haiku # 1550, July 24, 1999 8:54 pm ET
by Jason
Beer is very good
I already drank a lot
I am a bad boy
Haiku # 1549, July 24, 1999 8:54 pm ET
by Jason
Weddings are a pain
I am crazy in the head
Only six more days
Haiku # 1548, July 24, 1999 8:50 pm ET
by Jen
a big mystery
between nine and twenty-three
vanished poetry
Haiku # 1547, July 24, 1999 3:16 am ET
by ash
Dude!!! What''s with the corn?
Do you need help? A way out???
What gives in corn land?
Haiku # 1546, July 23, 1999 10:39 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
You''re all
dumbasses
a true haiku goes like this
two, three, seven, five
Haiku # 1545, July 23, 1999 10:38 pm ET
by getting technical of the land of opportunity, usa
kerschlopensteiner
that''s the sound of a big turd
hitting the water
Haiku # 1544, July 23, 1999 9:38 pm ET
by Infinity
Corn corn corn corn corn!
Corn corn corn corn corn corn corn;
Corn corn corn corn corn!
Haiku # 1543, July 23, 1999 6:22 pm ET
by Scott Corn Corn of Corn, Corn
the secret police
kicked in the door and vanished
two weeks worth of shit
Haiku # 1542, July 23, 1999 6:22 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
O You Henderson!
You bring the tastiest corn!
I like it very much!
Haiku # 1541, July 23, 1999 6:20 pm ET
by Scott Alexander Corn of Corn, Canada
O my Henderson!
You make miracles happen!
Give me corn, corn corn!
Haiku # 1540, July 23, 1999 6:18 pm ET
by Scott Alexander Howard of Kelowna, Canada
I had a blow out.
My haiku pulled a time warp.
Or was it just me?
Haiku # 1539, July 23, 1999 6:06 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
pkj
Haiku # 1538, July 23, 1999 6:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am your dolly,
honey, and dress like it too.
Training my organ.
Haiku # 1537, July 9, 1999 3:05 pm ET
by Finkel
I live in shithole
I drive to work in shit car
shit shit and more shit
Haiku # 1536, July 9, 1999 10:56 am ET
by Infinity of Shitholio
ah. seasons you say?
brown grass, sweating ass. four months
summer in Texas
Haiku # 1535, July 9, 1999 8:42 am ET
by Emcee Escher
I vote with Scully
New entries are best on top
Scrolling is no fun
Haiku # 1534, July 9, 1999 8:25 am ET
by Emcee Escher
between now and then
there''s an awful lot of time
or at least one hopes
Haiku # 1533, July 9, 1999 5:26 am ET
by ash
could the new haikus
appear on top as before
for ease of reading?
Haiku # 1532, July 8, 1999 3:43 pm ET
by scully
jan is, new haikus
now appear at the bottom
requiring scrolling
Haiku # 1531, July 8, 1999 3:42 pm ET
by scully
crimson hair, slight smile
in a flowing cotton dress
how to conjure you?
Haiku # 1530, July 8, 1999 3:36 pm ET
by hangdog
gracious, generous
interested in the arts
my mate... where are you?
Haiku # 1529, July 8, 1999 3:23 pm ET
by hangdog
in baggy green shorts
smooth leg, flash of black panties
i run my hand up
Haiku # 1528, July 8, 1999 3:18 pm ET
by hangdog
When the lights go out
The gremlins come out to play
With the cable guys
Haiku # 1527, July 8, 1999 4:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have no arms or
legs or feet or hands or ears
but I sure can hump
Haiku # 1526, July 8, 1999 1:57 am ET
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
Have you wondered if
Ewoks have hairy assholes?
I think that they do
Haiku # 1525, July 8, 1999 1:53 am ET
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
turn over a leaf
some sagely as thyme parsley by
(haiku seasoning)
Haiku # 1524, July 8, 1999 1:40 am ET
by ash
Shlong like a camel
Testicles of an emu
Face of John Hancock
Haiku # 1523, July 8, 1999 1:31 am ET
by Eric of South Yemen, USO
very very very very scared
she has testicle in mouth
hope she does not bite!
Haiku # 1522, July 8, 1999 1:22 am ET
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
sometimes I do dream
of a place so wonderful
with free bananas
Haiku # 1521, July 7, 1999 11:36 pm ET
by Infinity of BLARGASHIT
It gets very hot
Down here in California
I miss Canada
Haiku # 1520, July 7, 1999 7:29 pm ET
by Janis of LA, USA
Haiku I found out,
Is supposed to have something
To do with seasons
Haiku # 1519, July 7, 1999 7:27 pm ET
by Janis of LA, USA
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