Weddings are a pain
I am crazy in the head
Only six more days
by Jen
a big mystery
between nine and twenty-three
vanished poetry
by ash
Dude!!! What''s with the corn?
Do you need help? A way out???
What gives in corn land?
by SHAGGYDOO
You''re all
dumbasses
a true haiku goes like this
two, three, seven, five
by getting technical of the land of opportunity, usa
kerschlopensteiner
that''s the sound of a big turd
hitting the water
by Infinity
Corn corn corn corn corn!
Corn corn corn corn corn corn corn;
Corn corn corn corn corn!
by Scott Corn Corn of Corn, Corn
the secret police
kicked in the door and vanished
two weeks worth of shit
by Hollywood Bonfire
O You Henderson!
You bring the tastiest corn!
I like it very much!
by Scott Alexander Corn of Corn, Canada
O my Henderson!
You make miracles happen!
Give me corn, corn corn!
by Scott Alexander Howard of Kelowna, Canada
I had a blow out.
My haiku pulled a time warp.
Or was it just me?
by SHAGGYDOO
I am your dolly,
honey, and dress like it too.
Training my organ.
by Finkel
I live in shithole
I drive to work in shit car
shit shit and more shit
by Infinity of Shitholio
ah. seasons you say?
brown grass, sweating ass. four months
summer in Texas
by Emcee Escher
I vote with Scully
New entries are best on top
Scrolling is no fun
by Emcee Escher
between now and then
there''s an awful lot of time
or at least one hopes
by ash
could the new haikus
appear on top as before
for ease of reading?
by scully
jan is, new haikus
now appear at the bottom
requiring scrolling
by scully
crimson hair, slight smile
in a flowing cotton dress
how to conjure you?
by hangdog
gracious, generous
interested in the arts
my mate... where are you?
by hangdog
in baggy green shorts
smooth leg, flash of black panties
i run my hand up
by hangdog
When the lights go out
The gremlins come out to play
With the cable guys
by Anonymous Poet
I have no arms or
legs or feet or hands or ears
but I sure can hump
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
Have you wondered if
Ewoks have hairy assholes?
I think that they do
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
turn over a leaf
some sagely as thyme parsley by
(haiku seasoning)
by ash
Shlong like a camel
Testicles of an emu
Face of John Hancock
by Eric of South Yemen, USO
very very very very scared
she has testicle in mouth
hope she does not bite!
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
sometimes I do dream
of a place so wonderful
with free bananas
by Infinity of BLARGASHIT
It gets very hot
Down here in California
I miss Canada
by Janis of LA, USA
Haiku I found out,
Is supposed to have something
To do with seasons
by Janis of LA, USA
Pick your nose too hard
And you might damage your brain
Worth thinking about
by Jules
i am not just me
but what you see of yourself
reflecting on me
by ash
Hey let''s calm down now
It''s time to get back the thought
fullness and be cool.
by Tony's Grandpa
What was the question?
Oh yeah.....who am I you ask.
Hey I''m just me man!
by SHAGGYDOO
Who am I you ask?
Your worst fucking nightmare!
Well...no...that''s not me.
by SHAGGYDOO
Infinity''s right
Your being awful bitter
about bad haikus
by Penny
dude, don''t disrespect
Shaggydoo and Ash, coz they
do kick ass haiku
by Infinity of BLAGETTY BLAG
Ash and SHAGGY DOO
submit lots of bad haiku
who the F?#% are you?
by Patrick Coffey of Toronto,
Rosco P Coltrain
Loved him on Dukes of Hazard
Hai ku cuu cuu cuu
by Patrick Coffey of Toronto,
fucked apostrophes
ruining thoughtful haiku
janis do your stuff
by ash
ev''ry so often
despite negativity
there is cause to smile
by ash
is it the dull colour
is it a lack of bonfire
that makes this site cold
by ash
Quiet times ''round here
It''s a sad day in the house
with nothing to share
by Tony's Grandpa
Zipping right along
The wind throws my hair way back
The feeling of flight
by SHAGGYDOO
This one saturday
I woke up to find the blues
sitting next to me......
by SHAGGYDOO
Walk to the water
Freedom in empty spaces
Clears your head you know!
by SHAGGYDOO
as i always say
there''s always more said than done
when all''s said & done
by ash
southeasterly wind
watercoloured cumuli
winter afternoon
by ash
Nickelodeon
It''s a place to see a show
Not a TV show!
by Tony's Grandpa
