Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Haiku # 1505, July 5, 1999 7:06 am ET
by RICH BIRLEY
Zipping right along
The wind throws my hair way back
The feeling of flight
Haiku # 1504, July 4, 1999 12:23 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
This one saturday
I woke up to find the blues
sitting next to me......
Haiku # 1503, July 3, 1999 12:59 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Walk to the water
Freedom in empty spaces
Clears your head you know!
Haiku # 1502, July 3, 1999 12:58 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
as i always say
there''s always more said than done
when all''s said & done
Haiku # 1501, July 3, 1999 1:22 am ET
by ash
southeasterly wind
watercoloured cumuli
winter afternoon
Haiku # 1500, July 3, 1999 1:16 am ET
by ash
Nickelodeon
It''s a place to see a show
Not a TV show!
Haiku # 1499, July 1, 1999 6:57 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
With a French accent
say for me this expression....
You look beautiful!
Haiku # 1498, July 1, 1999 6:55 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
With a cock like that
You need your life shown as a
Documentary
Haiku # 1497, July 1, 1999 6:53 pm ET
by Kate
I do love Lucy
It comes on after Bewitched
That''s part of my day
Haiku # 1496, July 1, 1999 6:51 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
I''m scared of phonics
The television tells me
That I could get hooked
Haiku # 1495, July 1, 1999 1:53 pm ET
by janis of LA, USA
raindrops rattle pipes
condensation on the panes
mould blooms on the walls
Haiku # 1494, July 1, 1999 5:03 am ET
by ash
Shades of grey and blue
Adorn this long lost website
Change for the better
Haiku # 1493, July 1, 1999 3:55 am ET
by AHHT
on armistice day
dismembered be remembered
rest in pieces chaps
Haiku # 1492, July 1, 1999 3:29 am ET
by ash
Having oral sex
with a starving piranha.....
Sounds pretty painful!
Haiku # 1491, June 28, 1999 7:03 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
I poured alcohol
onto my grown up penis
then stuck pins in it
Haiku # 1490, June 28, 1999 6:52 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey....would you ever
lick Sally Struther''s stretch marks?
Well!? So then would you?
Haiku # 1489, June 28, 1999 6:50 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
If you lay naked
on a bed of fireants
I know I''d love you!
Haiku # 1488, June 28, 1999 6:35 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Saw the hand of God.
It tried to take me away.
I''m not ready yet!!!
Haiku # 1487, June 28, 1999 6:22 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Eeeeew! Frozen lamas --
It get friggin'' cold at night
here in Dharmsala
Haiku # 1486, June 28, 1999 4:38 pm ET
by Fernando Lamas of Lhasa, Tibet
ah frozen llamas
the bane of my existence
I DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!!
Haiku # 1485, June 28, 1999 12:03 pm ET
by Infinity of shithole, us of fucking a
nursing the rabbit
watching cartoons from the lounge
so pleased with yourself
Haiku # 1484, June 28, 1999 12:39 am ET
by ash
sometimes i just sit
wondering if i can fit
and then i submit
Haiku # 1483, June 25, 1999 3:45 am ET
by ash
Sitting on the porch
having my way with a beer
when a fart slipped out
Haiku # 1482, June 24, 1999 3:16 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
This is just to test
To see if the time stamp is
Working properly
Haiku # 1481, June 24, 1999 12:28 pm ET
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
achoo! gesundheit
cover your mouth, idiot
don't want your disease
Haiku # 1480, June 24, 1999 8:45 am ET
by Emcee Escher
gurgling again
lactose intolerance sucks
coffee is safer
Haiku # 1479, June 24, 1999 5:50 am ET
by Emcee Escher
next cube's a lunger
so proud of his infection
atomised virus
Haiku # 1478, June 24, 1999 5:42 am ET
by Emcee Escher
The morning is best
although the evening is good
for seeing the stars
Haiku # 1477, June 24, 1999 3:50 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
it goes round and round
and doesn''t stop there even
it does other stuff
Haiku # 1476, June 24, 1999 3:49 am ET
by ash
Looking for the words
to show my satisfaction
for the head you gave
Haiku # 1475, June 23, 1999 6:06 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
I realize that
Quotation marks are all fucked
This will be fixed soon
Haiku # 1474, June 23, 1999 11:58 am ET
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
This is a neat trick --
I hang rednecks from my porch
The Klan don''t come here.
Haiku # 1473, June 23, 1999 2:40 am ET
by Bubba Jim Goldberg of Trailer Trash,
This is a neat trick --
I hang rednecks my porch
The Klan don''t come here.
Haiku # 1472, June 23, 1999 2:39 am ET
by Bubba Jim Goldberg of Trailer Trash ,
Riots in the streets--
Chaos & confusion reign--
Y2K? Haiku!
Haiku # 1471, June 23, 1999 2:31 am ET
by Nunya Bidness of Houston
Nooooo not the comma!
I meant the apostrophe!
I guess I AM stoned!
Haiku # 1470, June 22, 1999 7:58 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey Janis check this.....
Your commas are quotations
When I type them in...
Haiku # 1469, June 22, 1999 7:55 pm ET
by Look up to ---> What the ?!!!
Fuckin'' ripoff scam
Try taking a cab downtown
See how they do YOU
Haiku # 1468, June 22, 1999 7:46 pm ET
by WHAT The HELL !?!!
Alaskan coastline
Birds, fish, life, all God''s wonder
Exxon is EVIL!!!
Haiku # 1467, June 22, 1999 7:39 pm ET
by HEY!! What the......?!
take me for granted
we haven''t made love in years
you make me feel old
Haiku # 1466, June 22, 1999 12:28 pm ET
by Sleepwalker
i went to kuwait
ate dishwater and curry
taste my vacation
Haiku # 1465, June 22, 1999 11:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lighten up, Emcee
Where there''s a will, there''s a way
to make things cheery!
Haiku # 1464, June 22, 1999 10:42 am ET
by Tiffani
blind me, look at this

grey as a thunderhead

great... more depression
Haiku # 1463, June 22, 1999 10:23 am ET
by Emcee Escher
with regards to us
i sometimes understand u
somewhat more than me
Haiku # 1462, June 22, 1999 7:18 am ET
by ash
as with new seasons
the return of bad haiku
inspires poetry
Haiku # 1461, June 22, 1999 4:01 am ET
by ash
another damn day
a motherfucking big mess
unwoven toupee
Haiku # 1460, June 21, 1999 9:21 pm ET
by Infinity of BLAH
Congratulations
Janis, on your new site. It''s
a lovely upgrade.
Haiku # 1459, June 21, 1999 8:58 pm ET
by Adam
This is a haiku
test to see if the new site
is working. Is it?
Haiku # 1458, June 21, 1999 8:56 pm ET
by Adam
Why can''t we go home?
A fine question to be asked
By those with no clue
Haiku # 1457, June 21, 1999 8:55 pm ET
by Janis of LA, USA
O please silly link
Post my very bad haiku
Or die die die die
Haiku # 1456, June 21, 1999 8:46 pm ET
by Janis of Los Angeles, USA
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