Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Shall I choose to die
by the fall or by the fire
still we have free will
Haiku # 13629, September 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by NaCl> Fear not death but dispare of the light of all that's good I will remember
a spectre of dust
hangs in a column above
innocent remains
Haiku # 13628, September 12, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by ap
hit that three times then
had already submitted
still feeling the sting
Haiku # 13627, September 12, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by mellie
bent twisted broken
hearts shattered spitits scattered
bent and twisted minds
Haiku # 13626, September 12, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by mellie
bent twisted broken
hearts shattered spitits scattered
bent and twisted minds
Haiku # 13625, September 12, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by mellie
bent twisted broken
hearts shattered spitits scattered
bent and twisted minds
Haiku # 13624, September 12, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by mellie
Puppeteering

A chosen path that
Became reality too quick
We still sling on strings
Haiku # 13623, September 12, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
To previous course
we can no longer return--
history bends left
Haiku # 13622, September 12, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Today, I awoke
to blue skies and crisp air, but
the news is still real
Haiku # 13621, September 12, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Betty LeBomb

Yesterday

I was glued. Eight hours.
T.V. :my post-school lecture
Channel 3: his name.
Haiku # 13620, September 12, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Palsy

The first ACT

Smoldering bodies
Destroyed: hurt. HORRIFIED SCREAMS!
Four planes crash. questions...
Haiku # 13619, September 12, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Palsy of sorry for the doppleganger

Imagine

Imagine he's here.
John Lennon still singing songs
Oh! the SHIT he'll say!

Haiku # 13618, September 12, 2001 11:08 am ET
by Palsy

Illusions

Woe, the illusion
that is civilisation.
Savage Animals!
Haiku # 13617, September 12, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Palsy

Illusions

Woe, the illusion
that is civilisation.
Savage Animals!
Haiku # 13616, September 12, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Palsy
tax refunds taken
back next year. hi-jackers but
no bodies. your guess.
Haiku # 13615, September 12, 2001 11:03 am ET
by unconceding
to Britney's hymen
said, "Out, out, dammed spot." Why so?
Because he's SnakeSpear.
Haiku # 13614, September 12, 2001 11:00 am ET
by mounting python
how surreal is this?
thriller pass
Haiku # 13613, September 12, 2001 10:38 am ET
by sheena@brooklyn
turbulence ahead
better fasten your seatbelts
hand out the sick bags
Haiku # 13612, September 12, 2001 3:00 am ET
by ash
From the skyline's sight
One may miss the monuments
The stars are still here
Haiku # 13611, September 11, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by Garik of New Jersey
The dragon awoke
Fiery morning breath - *Cough* - Eh..
Beowulf is no stranger

Underground, far off
Behind the curtained stage
Lay slaughtered sheep

Channeled garbage
Out of tune 24/7, until...
**AMERICA UNDER ATTACK**
Haiku # 13610, September 11, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
i feel it
spirit flow and mingle moistly,
free from the burden of thought,
the constraints of time,
the pain, the pleasure,
all is dead now
Haiku # 13609, September 11, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Boris
Towers fall to ground
All things are temporary
Why am I so sad?
Haiku # 13608, September 11, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by mark of not far enough away...
Have to hand it to
Dubya, held it together
in front of school kids
Haiku # 13607, September 11, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by Dubya Watch
moxie stay alert
no time to be tired now
rest assured ere long
Haiku # 13606, September 11, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by mellie
coincidences:
my reference to seppuku
mox, falling tower
Haiku # 13605, September 11, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by scott (a world without coincidences would be pretty unlikely, but check out 13577, 13554)
so broken hearted
horendous hateful 'humans'
cannot comprehend
Haiku # 13604, September 11, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by mellie
terrorist attack
what the fuck is going on ?
dubya for worried
Haiku # 13603, September 11, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by ash
pressure of events
please ignore the extra the
gobsmacked this morning
Haiku # 13602, September 11, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by ash
smoke on the water
according to the deep purple
fi-yah in the sky

unbelievable
manhattan is a war zone
burnt apple smokin'
Haiku # 13601, September 11, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by ash
Thank you, Moxie.
Haiku # 13600, September 11, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm just tired of this
Haiku # 13599, September 11, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by Moxie
Though this sky is clear
tension, electricity
can be felt from here

And like Frankenstein's
something inside me has waked
to sharpen a blade
Haiku # 13598, September 11, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
or a bad novel
words fail, how did tom clancy
get to be god huh?
Haiku # 13597, September 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymoose
it's just a bad joke
was my first thought, driving in,
flipping through channels
Haiku # 13596, September 11, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by scott (feeling like an ass)
grandma has a glock
although she still bakes cookies
(a bit salty though)
Haiku # 13595, September 11, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by scott (to janis, wish I knew for certain what we were talking about...and excuse the extra "what" in 13592)
"I fear all we have done is to wake a sleeping giant, and fill him with a terrible resolve."

Japanese Admiral Yamamoto
After attack on Pearl Harbor
Haiku # 13594, September 11, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Janis
michael jackson's bad
and when things suck, "it's all good"
haiku is haiku
Haiku # 13593, September 11, 2001 1:14 pm ET
by scott (to palsy, just one man's opinion)
we all quiet down
like mice hiding in the walls
when we hear your steps

thank you for this board
i hope it's still all okay
you know what what i mean?
Haiku # 13592, September 11, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by scott (to janis)
All the strange events
I just don't know what to say
About this horror
Haiku # 13591, September 11, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by Janis

Two Minute Dash

Does anyone else
Have a class that has started?
I'm soooo fucking late!


pardon my french, my spanish ain't so bad though.
Haiku # 13590, September 11, 2001 9:43 am ET
by Palsy of seatless, again: baby beats the hell out of me with a pacifier... two black eyes.

Bad means bad???

Bad means good Haiku
But good means good Haiku? Scot!
Help me out here, bud!
Haiku # 13589, September 11, 2001 9:36 am ET
by Palsy of sitting on another person's seat: a baby is crying nearby

Mr. Pluckingstoop Snoopington

What's in a name? ... tell
Detrimental for all life?
Your parents ' to blame!!!
Haiku # 13588, September 11, 2001 9:26 am ET
by Palsy of seatless w/ a blackeye

Mature Misunderstanding

If I say "Fuck you!"
let's not get literal here.
I just don't like you.
Haiku # 13587, September 11, 2001 9:13 am ET
by Palsy of back on my seat

Pubescent Misunderstanding

If it looks like snot
But you know it's really not
Then you say "It's not"
Haiku # 13586, September 11, 2001 9:10 am ET
by Palsy of on another person's seat

Some Crappy Wordplay

If it starts with "f-"
and it ends with "-artistic":
Gassy Masterpiece!
Haiku # 13585, September 11, 2001 9:08 am ET
by Palsy of on my seat
so r u a p ?
or was that incorrectly
it's a mystery
Haiku # 13584, September 11, 2001 9:07 am ET
by ash
i'm so sorry ap
for having rhymed you with crap
but i guess shit hap......
Haiku # 13583, September 11, 2001 9:02 am ET
by ash
perhaps, yes, perhaps
what an unfortunate rhyme
crap? i like lap better
Haiku # 13582, September 11, 2001 6:42 am ET
by ap - i never thought about it, myself
oh but for an "H'
my bad haiku is just crap
i gotta go pee
Haiku # 13581, September 11, 2001 6:22 am ET
by ap
bad haiku is like,
pandora's box? or maybe
Shrodinger's catbox
Haiku # 13580, September 11, 2001 5:59 am ET
by i'm not opening either
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