i must borrow from
the late bad haiku master:
a roomful of love

Nice enough indeed
I suppose it's all ok
You know what I mean?

......to my wife my LOVE
in its most pristine essence...
.....my life's yours to take

...(uhh...hi there mellie...8))

..............to k_a-ok
here's to preempting you from
........going against me

ronin makes me blush
ash is my inspiration
ap, janis not mox

when mox is raving
I miss bung daddy's motions
and the wonder boys

riddles and puzzles
coo-coo he sure is pretty
good old bob dylan

...and to ash old friend
please continue to inspire
.......others in haiku

.......to janis my wish
that she'd find it in her heart
...my quaint old picture

.............(tehee)

......to ap my thanks
for sticking it out with me
.....in spite of myself

.........to mellie my kiss
gentle, tender and most sweet
............fit for a lady

.....to Betty my lust
eternal and unchanging
...passionate and hot

.......(woof woof)

.........to scott i afford
BROTHERLY love and relief
......equal among peers

..moxie is quite good (or deep)
to have talked of Temple's book*
.....and a quaint nice place**

........*-The Sirius Mystery
........**-Toledo, Spain (?)

magnified sound waves
of adumbrating thunder
...blasting all the walls

.......grandpa has no teeth
and, well...grandma has a glock
...........complementary

.......jose escrivas'
motto: matthew 10:16
....macchiavelli style

.flirting with a god
is not as difficult as
..flirting with janis

...........8)

if i did nothing
else today, at least i wrote
"grandma has a glock"

hamburger meat arms
bring out the pain inside me
i wish it would stop.

...colorated prisms
spewing heliacal light
.....in flaming fury

............><
.............^

..you were the fall guy
.for all imagined errors
......my apologies

(am i being nice enough
,,,,,,,,,,,,janis,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)

.hey dudes check this out
........matthew 16:28
"they" had long been here

.....(hindu old guides or
.....new age immortals)

some flirt with danger
others flirt with disaster
ronin flirts with god

honeybees can sting
and roses are wrapped in thorns
grandma has a glock

Across the green fields
my nose swells with a deep breath
allergy season

Across the green fields
my nose swells with a deep breath
allergy season

...purple lightnings flash
amidst orange helix clouds
........heliotropic sky

.....dancing the samba
popping lag effervescence
...painting all the swirls

god sent a message
to rise high above our peers
and take the tablets

as i tried to sleep
floods of coloured light flashes
laughed at my lockjaw

..just you and me babe
let's go out on a hue trip
..just you and me babe

...........(,"b c",)

how did you get in?
just put down that knife slowly
and no one gets hurt

Scott has no grandma.
So how can he suck her cock?
He needs to move on!

malignant haiku
overgrowing syllables
uglier than bad

...my best-loved haiku
.......number 13306
such sweet enchantment

......"starry starry nights
paint the sky in hues of gray"
.....colours make me fey

...(uhh...hi there, janis ;-))

this isn't real life?
ah, so that would explain why
grandma has a cock.

Jay and Silent Bob
was indeed really awful
they stole my money!

The moon loops around
another night, here I am
staring at my soup.

Moxie, your haiku
isn't bad when it's haiku.
Don't be dramatic!

There is a time and
there is a place where bad works
are judged by "sod off"

i desire to go
and master haiku, even
if it costs me my life

the, you meet me 1/2
way, and be like us, then you
can do what you will

my problem in life is basically a long life long
urge of go flip off and be even more resistant, thus getting entangled in self hatred and feeling censored...

I mean can't you find
a usenet group or something?
This is badhaiku.