Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

hey, boo! remember
that life is not all the gov
you have to have fun

and what is more fun
than the gently splattering
flesh flaps ejecta?
Haiku # 11772, July 6, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Drophammer
inside out hanging
from the shower curtain rod
sticky insides drip
Haiku # 11771, July 6, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by Drophammer
that wasn't yum-yum
sucking sex, like this, but I
don't care - you neither!
Haiku # 11770, July 6, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything
dead as butterflies.
the f d a aborts all life
gene by gene @ch clone
Haiku # 11769, July 6, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by Miss Everything
I want the next one!
Haiku # 11768, July 6, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by Miss Everything
thanks to those who bring
down government, instead of
us with shit poems
Haiku # 11767, July 6, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by boo
you shat room "yaddas"
shit for brains ass wipe mommas
you aren't, like, reading...?
Haiku # 11766, July 6, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by boo
the building pressure
in my guts portends bad gas
oops, please pass a rag
Haiku # 11765, July 6, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Drophammer
a dead give-away
who is protected while the
intern's left missing?

notice there are so
many murders unsolved! Don't
you see a pattern?
Haiku # 11764, July 6, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by McVeigh
what once burned with verse
is now just cold and empty
from flame to ash hole
Haiku # 11763, July 6, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by Drophammer
i keep my fingers clean
while sitting down, blowing mud
watery feces
Haiku # 11762, July 6, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by oldnasty
flatulent, stinky
that's no place for my pinky
wee willie winky
Haiku # 11761, July 6, 2001 11:39 am ET
by ash
Baking cookies is
just my li'l way of saying,
"Here, have cookie!"
Haiku # 11760, July 6, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Tor Gunston of www.tor.to
whenever it blows
do you suppose that my hose
sprays better in prose
Haiku # 11759, July 6, 2001 11:36 am ET
by ash
unproven science
colonic irrigation
it just doesn't wash
Haiku # 11758, July 6, 2001 11:34 am ET
by ash
Love is in the air
can you smell it? Love is in...
oh wait, that's my ass.
Haiku # 11757, July 6, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Saint
so few ifs or ands
yet a major load of butts
holed up at this site
Haiku # 11756, July 6, 2001 11:32 am ET
by ash
uncle two fingers
probing the fleshy expanse
of my throbcolon
Haiku # 11755, July 6, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Drophammer
some things are better
when you leave them in your ass
not when they escape
Haiku # 11754, July 6, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Konfuka
burning flatulence
oh God, someone help me, please
my ass is on fire
Haiku # 11753, July 6, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Drophammer
there's a dance grooving
in my pants, moving like ants
dribbling down my leg
Haiku # 11752, July 6, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Drophammer
That's cause Battlepuppy is GAY.
Haiku # 11751, July 6, 2001 10:08 am ET
by Priest
I try to go pee
but I have an obstacle -
Puppy's uvula
Haiku # 11750, July 6, 2001 10:07 am ET
by Saint
Priest limits restrict
He points to rules and cries foul
But he just sucks ass

Haiku # 11749, July 6, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Puppy uses tongue
as paintbrush, his paint? Scrapings
from my bleeding ass.
Haiku # 11748, July 6, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Saint
Hello, my children
I bring you my holy water
Blessed orifice.
Haiku # 11747, July 6, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Priest
My hands are tied with
certain topics off limits
I am limited.
Haiku # 11746, July 6, 2001 9:59 am ET
by Saint
Saint would have fought back
With a good scathing verse if
he could think of one.
Haiku # 11745, July 6, 2001 9:55 am ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
I Revisted
old haikus of mine. Bitter
I was, but no more.
Haiku # 11744, July 6, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Saint
The Puppy returns
We are all overjoyed now
Quit humping my leg!
Haiku # 11743, July 6, 2001 9:41 am ET
by Saint
A lot of Ex-Lax
and patience means that Saint is
now wet for Droppy.
Haiku # 11742, July 6, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
I love the smell of
Steaming belly hole haiku
In the morning, neh?
Haiku # 11741, July 6, 2001 9:20 am ET
by Drophammer
Who is the jackass,
that thinks he has the right to
clean bad haiku page?

If I had a jar
I'd jam it up his sorry
ass and shatter it.
Haiku # 11740, July 6, 2001 8:14 am ET
by Saint
open my windows
penetrate my raw socket
upgrade me roughly
Haiku # 11739, July 6, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash of bill.me@m$
frank frank your chick stank
for that i taxed you niggah
and smoked up your dank
Haiku # 11738, July 6, 2001 3:04 am ET
by patler
still morning madness
warm beer and dirty pipehits
hope i can survive
Haiku # 11737, July 6, 2001 3:01 am ET
by oldnasty
Haiku # 11736, July 6, 2001 12:12 am ET
by American Standard Haiku
Haiku # 11735, July 6, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Ahhh...clean bad haiku page again
Haiku # 11734, July 6, 2001 12:10 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11733, July 6, 2001 12:10 am ET
by Flush....flush
Haiku # 11732, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11731, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11730, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11729, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11728, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11727, July 6, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Ajax and brush
Haiku # 11726, July 6, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Ajax and brush
Haiku # 11725, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush
Haiku # 11724, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Drano
Haiku # 11723, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush..............
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