Bad Haiku
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Haiku # 11728, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11727, July 6, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Ajax and brush
Haiku # 11726, July 6, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Ajax and brush
Haiku # 11725, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush
Haiku # 11724, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Drano
Haiku # 11723, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush..............
Haiku # 11722, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush..............
Haiku # 11721, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush..............
Haiku # 11720, July 6, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11719, July 6, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11718, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11717, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11716, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11715, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11714, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11713, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11712, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11711, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11710, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11709, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11708, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11707, July 6, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11706, July 6, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11705, July 6, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Two-Ply
On Wisconsin On -
What a stupid song or place
that you would call home.

Oops...I crossed the line
now didn't I. Made my bed
lie in it with me.
Haiku # 11704, July 5, 2001 8:24 pm ET
by Saint
On Wisconsin On -
What a stupid song or place
that you would call home.

Oops...I crossed the line
now didn't I. Made my bed
lie in it with me.
Haiku # 11703, July 5, 2001 8:24 pm ET
by Saint
Sturgeons? What the hell?
We all know carp are better
My ass carp that is!
Haiku # 11702, July 5, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Saint
i am not so sure
that despite what i have said
i do not hate you
Haiku # 11701, July 5, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
surging insurgents
urgently merging sturgeon
splurge purging the urge
Haiku # 11700, July 5, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by Drophammer
McVeigan fire-
crackers: with peanut oils,
no dung by-products.

pay your last respects
to your constitution - same
as your first, but worse.
Haiku # 11699, July 5, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
In my day we believed
we went to the moon BeCause
we were TOLD we went to the moon
and we were better for it. Yeah,
and the Dish ran away with the spoon.
Haiku # 11698, July 5, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Dana Garvey's mean old man
McVeigh? Bad haiku.
But not GOOD bad haiku, eh?
Find a belly hole.
Haiku # 11697, July 5, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Drophammer
I receive channels
one-fifty. With my dish and
telly in my ass!
Haiku # 11696, July 5, 2001 5:04 pm ET
by Saint
dead wrong you are that
I shouldn't go on haiking
up my Mountain U.

dead wrong in the search
for answers, reson, justice,
results, and clossure.
Haiku # 11695, July 5, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by McVeigh
Saint keeps on finding
Things in his ass that were lost
Where is my TV?
Haiku # 11694, July 5, 2001 5:02 pm ET
by Drophammer
Distant memories
I lost a coin, but just now
fount it in my ass
Haiku # 11693, July 5, 2001 5:01 pm ET
by Saint
Saint keeps a beehive
Up in his duodenum
12 fingers my ass!
Haiku # 11692, July 5, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by Drophammer
oozy and drippy
it sticks in me as Drop drinks
my colon honey
Haiku # 11691, July 5, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by Saint
exercise your ass
cheek pumping visceral strain
to expel butt nubs
Haiku # 11690, July 5, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by Drophammer
I do not know much
but I know my shorts should
not stick to my balls
Haiku # 11689, July 5, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Saint
ee ee ooh ooh ah.
Spank me, I'm a bad monkey
Suck my banana
Haiku # 11688, July 5, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Saint
ee ee ooh ooh ah.
Spank me, I'm a bad monkey
Suck my banana
Haiku # 11687, July 5, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Saint
But Saint is alone
So... this night, he will have to
Spank his own monkey
Haiku # 11686, July 5, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Drophammer
Saint must bend over
Anticipate the spanking
Very bad monkey
Haiku # 11685, July 5, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by Drophammer
Gurgling noises
I have now made butt chili
for 'hammer's hot dog
Haiku # 11684, July 5, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by Saint
you thought you were safe
Saint, Hammer, and others gone
we are back now... fear
Haiku # 11683, July 5, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by Drophammer
I feel tongue and teeth
as Drop approached and he then
eats out of my butt.
Haiku # 11682, July 5, 2001 4:52 pm ET
by Saint
yawping cries of joy
the colon unclenched lets loose
and deluges feet
Haiku # 11681, July 5, 2001 4:52 pm ET
by Drophammer
blast your rectal maw
with spurting mustard and cheese
buns await my dog
Haiku # 11680, July 5, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Drophammer
I have been away
I've brought you back a mem'ry -
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 11679, July 5, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by Saint
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