Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Grandma stood proudly
shooting the hot load from her
roman candle cock
Haiku # 11678, July 5, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Rogue bottlerocket
launched with a great roar, hit my
mom in the buttocks
Haiku # 11677, July 5, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I am sorry for
being dumb at your party
Glad you don't hate me
Haiku # 11676, July 5, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Visit MacDonalds
Order the new McNugget
Deep Fried Chickenhead
Haiku # 11675, July 5, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Klink of Los Angeles
You are right right right
Your parties are too much fun
You make me crazy
Haiku # 11674, July 5, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
too drunk and way too
belligerent. what were you
thinking when you drove

don't get so shit-faced at my parties!
Haiku # 11673, July 5, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wanna trade some files?
Hail eDonkey2000.
Watch Hxllywxxd die.

http://www.edonkey2000.com
Haiku # 11672, July 5, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Janis
crisp bright brittle light
crisp breeze brightest blue ocean
kites dogs kids skate boards

clear crisp evening
skate across silver ocean
midnight moon madness
Haiku # 11671, July 5, 2001 4:48 am ET
by mellie
not good for munching
codswallop is strong ju ju
give it a few days
Haiku # 11670, July 4, 2001 11:33 pm ET
by ap
codswollpop? oh boy!
so i had to look that one up.
chiefly british word
Haiku # 11669, July 4, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by ap
vodka is magic
never causing hangover
russians got that right
Haiku # 11668, July 4, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by ap
codswollop is hard
to swallow more difficult
to consider now
Haiku # 11667, July 4, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by ap
this is curious
and not easily explained
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11666, July 4, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by ap
seeking an answer
is rather questionable
but what would i know?
Haiku # 11665, July 4, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by ash
Occasionally there is
a wreckless load
and it's all on the toad
Haiku # 11664, July 4, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Asshole
I forgive you for calling me an asshole...
Haiku # 11663, July 4, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Mellie was some queen sometime
Ash struck me with his silver rod
Grandma had a cock sometime
ap is a grocer
and I'm here wasting my time
because maybe, you have potential, you liberals
Haiku # 11662, July 4, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by Mox
I don't know how to give up
live with me
even if I'm not here...it's a small planet
Haiku # 11661, July 4, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Mox
No matter what I say here
When I walk away
you will say "good riddance" but
then who will you do this too
will you ever accept anyone or
themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 11660, July 4, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by PXC
I'm not going to curse you back
I'm supposed to let you hit me
then offer my other cheek
Haiku # 11659, July 4, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by PXC
You've been too hard on me.
Haiku # 11658, July 4, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by PXC
Shh, shh...
It's independence day...
I got to let this go...
Haiku # 11657, July 4, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by PXC
mopsy please fuck off
you're giving away too much
transparent asshole
Haiku # 11656, July 4, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by sister flo
Let the old things pass
away, and let all mankind
well, do or die...
Haiku # 11655, July 4, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by PXC
oh, just marry me
or let Merry Pippin
Sam and Frodo go drop a ring off
Haiku # 11654, July 4, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by PXC
The hard pressed voice said
what was on her mind and still
the wind blew right on
Haiku # 11653, July 4, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Mellie, do you do anything else?
I mean, why are you still here?
Does it make you happy to be
comfortable to have a voice somewhere?
Haiku # 11652, July 4, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Laughs...
Oh...

Some people just don't
like drama! The taste is in
and it's acquired.
Haiku # 11651, July 4, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by Moxie
mexican blanket
from stuckeys gives me the hives
what the fuck is it
Haiku # 11650, July 4, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by ap
for god's sake moxie
get over badhaiku too
bastardize elsewhere
Haiku # 11649, July 4, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by mellie
Launch the fleet!
1000 ships to the bottom of the sea!
Souls devoured by Cthulhu!
Pearl Harbor bastardized by retail culture
Haiku # 11648, July 4, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Moxie
I've gotten over art.
Everyone tries to do it
I put a brush to my head
and pull the gesso.
Haiku # 11647, July 4, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Moxie
mmm ale...

social vindication for being a ham
Haiku # 11646, July 4, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Moxie
mine's red and dripping
cock should be regulated
loads of codswallop
Haiku # 11645, July 4, 2001 9:56 am ET
by mellie
move over noah
trans-septal effluvium
nares a worry
Haiku # 11644, July 4, 2001 9:30 am ET
by ash
bald as a beaver
sure brings out the animal
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11643, July 4, 2001 8:14 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11642, July 4, 2001 8:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
southern acquaintance
says, the only hair she has
occurs on her head.
Haiku # 11641, July 4, 2001 7:07 am ET
by ap
intellectual?
emotional? addictive?
what need does this fill?
Haiku # 11640, July 4, 2001 7:02 am ET
by ap
you never wonder?
picture who pecks the keyboard?
words touch as fingers.
Haiku # 11639, July 4, 2001 6:56 am ET
by ap
just whistle over
oceans, continents, light years.
electrons do fine
Haiku # 11638, July 4, 2001 6:53 am ET
by ap
next time just whistle
unlike Ash I have thick hair
oestrogen working
Haiku # 11637, July 4, 2001 3:02 am ET
by mellie
so you saw me ap?
yes I was at the airport
lit up in black tights

pink twin-set and pearls
gay Irish docs eyebrow studs
did you see them too?

roaring like lions
sure I was lapping it up
I must have missed you
Haiku # 11636, July 4, 2001 2:26 am ET
by mellie
resplendent bouffant
hair today gone tomorrow
testosterone's curse

Haiku # 11635, July 4, 2001 1:55 am ET
by ash
when I die will I
die like the terminator
or meet St. Peter
Haiku # 11634, July 3, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by mr horse of horstralia
i imagine sips
vodka citron tonic cause
imagination

Haiku # 11633, July 3, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ap
i imagine me
but i laugh too much to type
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11632, July 3, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by ap
cogratulations
to creator of this form
mystery of janis

Haiku # 11631, July 3, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ap
boo perplexes
as an unwitting conscience
anal lightning wit
Haiku # 11630, July 3, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by ap
and betty la bomb
such good karmic vibrations
tanned and colorful
Haiku # 11629, July 3, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
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