Visit MacDonalds
Order the new McNugget
Deep Fried Chickenhead
by Klink of Los Angeles 
 
			
You are right right right
Your parties are too much fun 
You make me crazy
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
too drunk and way too
belligerent. what were you
thinking when you drove
don't get so shit-faced at my parties!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
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by Janis
 
			
crisp bright brittle light
crisp breeze brightest blue ocean
kites dogs kids skate boards
clear crisp evening
skate across silver ocean
midnight moon madness
by mellie
 
			
not good for munching
codswallop is strong ju ju 
give it a few days
by ap
 
			
codswollpop? oh boy!
so i had to look that one up.
chiefly british word
by ap
 
			
vodka is magic
never causing hangover
russians got that right
by ap
 
			
codswollop is hard
to swallow more difficult
to consider now
by ap
 
			
this is curious
and not easily explained
moxie has a cock
by ap
 
			
seeking an answer
is rather questionable
but what would i know?
by ash
 
			
Occasionally there is
a wreckless load
and it's all on the toad
by Asshole
 
			
I forgive you for calling me an asshole...
by Moxie
 
			
Mellie was some queen sometime
Ash struck me with his silver rod
Grandma had a cock sometime
ap is a grocer
and I'm here wasting my time
because maybe, you have potential, you liberals
by Mox
 
			
I don't know how to give up
live with me
even if I'm not here...it's a small planet
by Mox
 
			
No matter what I say here
When I walk away
you will say "good riddance" but
then who will you do this too
will you ever accept anyone or
themadtaer@hotmail.com
by PXC
 
			
I'm not going to curse you back
I'm supposed to let you hit me
then offer my other cheek
by PXC
 
			
You've been too hard on me.
by PXC
 
			
Shh, shh...
It's independence day...
I got to let this go...
by PXC
 
			
mopsy please fuck off
you're giving away too much
transparent asshole
by sister flo
 
			
Let the old things pass
away, and let all mankind
well, do or die...
by PXC
 
			
oh, just marry me
or let Merry Pippin
Sam and Frodo go drop a ring off
by PXC
 
			
The hard pressed voice said
what was on her mind and still
the wind blew right on
by Moxie
 
			
Mellie, do you do anything else?
I mean, why are you still here?
Does it make you happy to be
comfortable to have a voice somewhere?
by Moxie
 
			
Laughs...
Oh...
Some people just don't
like drama!  The taste is in
and it's acquired.
by Moxie
 
			
mexican blanket
from stuckeys gives me the hives
what the fuck is it
by ap
 
			
for god's sake moxie
get over badhaiku too
bastardize elsewhere
by mellie
 
			
Launch the fleet!
1000 ships to the bottom of the sea!
Souls devoured by Cthulhu!
Pearl Harbor bastardized by retail culture
by Moxie
 
			
I've gotten over art.
Everyone tries to do it
I put a brush to my head
and pull the gesso.
by Moxie
 
			
mmm ale...
social vindication for being a ham
by Moxie
 
			
mine's red and dripping
cock should be regulated
loads of codswallop
by mellie
 
			
move over noah
trans-septal effluvium
nares a worry
by ash
 
			
bald as a beaver
sure brings out the animal
grandma has a cock
by ash
 
			
			
southern acquaintance
says, the only hair she has
occurs on her head.
by ap
 
			
intellectual?
emotional? addictive?
what need does this fill?
by ap
 
			
you never wonder?
picture who pecks the keyboard?
words touch as fingers.
by ap
 
			
just whistle over 
oceans, continents, light years.
electrons do fine
by ap
 
			
next time just whistle
unlike Ash I have thick hair
oestrogen working
by mellie
 
			
so you saw me ap?
yes I was at the airport
lit up in black tights
pink twin-set and pearls
gay Irish docs eyebrow studs
did you see them too?
roaring like lions
sure I was lapping it up
I must have missed you
by mellie
 
			
resplendent bouffant
hair today gone tomorrow
testosterone's curse
by ash
 
			
when I die will I
die like the terminator
or meet St. Peter
by mr horse of horstralia 
 
			
i imagine sips
vodka citron tonic cause
imagination
by ap
 
			
i imagine me
but i laugh too much to type
grandma has a cock
by ap
 
			
cogratulations
to creator of this form
mystery of janis
by ap
 
			
boo perplexes
as an unwitting conscience
anal lightning wit
by ap
 
			
and betty la bomb
such good karmic vibrations
tanned and colorful
by ap
 
			
i think ash has long
hair like television docs
a smart character
by ap
 
			
the assignation 
of physical appearance
to unknown persons
based on ideas 
formed by bad haiku
this is dangerous
by ap
 
			
i once imagined
seeing mellie friday last
at hartsfield airport
laptop pecking while
sipping ale in the smoker
she was so saucy
by ap