Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

never imagined
any porcine attributes
to that aussie form
Haiku # 11625, July 3, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by ap
Mmm, ham!
Haiku # 11624, July 3, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by Moxie
dog worries outside
store for shoplifter, then waits
where she left with cops.
Haiku # 11623, July 3, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by wowzer
hot enough for ya!?
re-peel sticky underwear,
ice-pack labia.
Haiku # 11622, July 3, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by Miss Everything
flowers bloom then wilt.
in the fog even the ground
dehydrates quickly.
Haiku # 11621, July 3, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by Miss Everything
the sun makes them melt:
divisions between loving,
longing, and losing.
Haiku # 11620, July 3, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything
here we go again
now thinking of mellie's hams
got to leave this place
Haiku # 11619, July 3, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by bruce
suit actions to words
conscience makes me a coward
I ham it up here
Haiku # 11618, July 3, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by mellie
I react by saying
if we take the joke too literally
the bible is thumped and stumped
once again

but He's not human...but He is
Haiku # 11617, July 3, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by Moxie
God was co-pilot
But then we crashed in mountains
I had to eat Him.
Haiku # 11616, July 3, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by PTomblin
agh! Pepto bismolo!
quickly now, the quick brown
fox died of indigestion
Haiku # 11615, July 3, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Mox
Ah, I know... But the smoker's credo
Which can so often be hidden...
Disdain a habit and you win salvation
Play one as God and your lose your soul
You know the game quite well yourselves
Haiku # 11614, July 3, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie
aspiration ahhhhhhhhhhh
dragging on and on and ere
drawn out and deadly
Haiku # 11613, July 3, 2001 11:25 am ET
by mellie
my fragrant ass blast
singed wallpaper, popped tiles
anus is destroyed
Haiku # 11612, July 3, 2001 8:01 am ET
by shitfire of ny
in my opinion
assisted ventilation
isn't inspiring
Haiku # 11611, July 3, 2001 3:57 am ET
by ash
asthma cigarettes
no surgeon gen'ral's warning
on the plastic bag
Haiku # 11610, July 2, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ash
(psst...Ash, I'm beginning to like your stuff...)...

Djarums like that spiced cider
tasty but, hard to light and
asthmatic, one more nail in me coffin
Haiku # 11609, July 2, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by Moxie
uncivil servants
made their wage, but didn't warn
the building children

their agent among
me: my warning ignored, for
furthest extent - POW!
Haiku # 11608, July 2, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by McVeigh
spewed in my uggies
I chucked on a pair of socks
tossed uggies in bin
Haiku # 11607, July 2, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie
Silkiest warm slide
drives me on in a way that
I was born to do
Haiku # 11606, July 2, 2001 1:35 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Blue sky twirls swirling
up the florescent grass
upon neighbor hill
Haiku # 11605, July 2, 2001 1:30 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
huffing on puffers
rasping like a death rattle
pestilent mucus

sucking lozenges
bronchial inflammation
takes my breath away
Haiku # 11604, July 2, 2001 12:48 am ET
by ash
something annoying about
victims, but also about Romans
they both taste like chicken to lions
Haiku # 11603, July 1, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Moxie
Garciaparra return!
And stop writing on a bad day...
advice to myself
Haiku # 11602, July 1, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Mox of competitional sports...
at woollangabba
two days of lions roaring
canetoads crush cockies
Haiku # 11601, July 1, 2001 8:26 am ET
by mellie
you play victim then
you move on and them people
who are in a bad spot, who stepped on you before
wonder why the fuck you don't feel sorry for them
Haiku # 11600, June 30, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Mox
Never killed babies
But seemed to have no problem
Enslaving Humans
Haiku # 11599, June 30, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Janis
as i always say
where there's a will there's mcveigh
now just go away
Haiku # 11598, June 30, 2001 3:50 am ET
by ash
innocent civil
servants only make a wage
good riddance McVeigh
Haiku # 11597, June 29, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by ap
innocent civil
Haiku # 11596, June 29, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by ap
mcveigh killed babies
he should have warned those kids
and their mothers too
Haiku # 11595, June 29, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by ap
thomas jefferson
revolution advocate
never killed babies
Haiku # 11594, June 29, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by ap
dead and gone. did not
act alone, evacuation
warning left unwarned.

dead done - only meant...
blowing up the building - not
sadist factory.
Haiku # 11593, June 29, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by McVeigh
redmars' adam's edom
twinkles at progeny from
venetian marble

more archeotypes
seen with seeming denial
in earth's naked eyes
Haiku # 11592, June 29, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
feral cats after
snail oysters; mist their chance
during the downpour
Haiku # 11591, June 29, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by Miss Everything
mere mountains? - Giza.
if every range was built on
blocks, for all we know
Haiku # 11590, June 29, 2001 1:08 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
like white owls, moths cling
to radient windows
reflecting the moon
Haiku # 11589, June 29, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Miss Everything
it is earth you must
l l
o l l o
vol ov
evolve
-evo
--ev
---e
Haiku # 11588, June 29, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by Miss Everything
waiting has rewards
with patience and attention
there is no waiting
Haiku # 11587, June 29, 2001 11:16 am ET
by ap
I might wait for you
but would you wait for me ap?
which one would go first?
Haiku # 11586, June 29, 2001 11:10 am ET
by mellie
wait for cable guy
and the A/C repairman
and the body shop
Haiku # 11585, June 29, 2001 10:57 am ET
by ap - nobody waits for me
adios Mary
she's leaving on a jet plane
steer clear of bullshit
Haiku # 11584, June 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by mellie
anonymous mate
stand corrected not haiku
used to count on you
Haiku # 11583, June 29, 2001 10:47 am ET
by mellie
clit pinch
ohh ah spank
spank spank

(erect)
Haiku # 11582, June 29, 2001 2:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
does the crab pincher
tighten on your clit? and claws
finger-flick your slit?
Haiku # 11581, June 28, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by wowzer
Sea flowers will bloom
and the wind will blow sand dunes
when I'm here with you
Haiku # 11580, June 28, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Can a crab catch cocks,
in a way similar to
a cock catching crabs?
Haiku # 11579, June 28, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sandcrab with a cock.
who is the crustacean in
this relationship?
Haiku # 11578, June 28, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I put a black box
over the lower region
picture of my crab
Haiku # 11577, June 28, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wonderful haiku
is great at the beach, and when
sandcrab has a cock
Haiku # 11576, June 28, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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