Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Garciaparra return!
And stop writing on a bad day...
advice to myself
Haiku # 11602, July 1, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Mox of competitional sports...
at woollangabba
two days of lions roaring
canetoads crush cockies
Haiku # 11601, July 1, 2001 8:26 am ET
by mellie
you play victim then
you move on and them people
who are in a bad spot, who stepped on you before
wonder why the fuck you don't feel sorry for them
Haiku # 11600, June 30, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Mox
Never killed babies
But seemed to have no problem
Enslaving Humans
Haiku # 11599, June 30, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Janis
as i always say
where there's a will there's mcveigh
now just go away
Haiku # 11598, June 30, 2001 3:50 am ET
by ash
innocent civil
servants only make a wage
good riddance McVeigh
Haiku # 11597, June 29, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by ap
innocent civil
Haiku # 11596, June 29, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by ap
mcveigh killed babies
he should have warned those kids
and their mothers too
Haiku # 11595, June 29, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by ap
thomas jefferson
revolution advocate
never killed babies
Haiku # 11594, June 29, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by ap
dead and gone. did not
act alone, evacuation
warning left unwarned.

dead done - only meant...
blowing up the building - not
sadist factory.
Haiku # 11593, June 29, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by McVeigh
redmars' adam's edom
twinkles at progeny from
venetian marble

more archeotypes
seen with seeming denial
in earth's naked eyes
Haiku # 11592, June 29, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
feral cats after
snail oysters; mist their chance
during the downpour
Haiku # 11591, June 29, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by Miss Everything
mere mountains? - Giza.
if every range was built on
blocks, for all we know
Haiku # 11590, June 29, 2001 1:08 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
like white owls, moths cling
to radient windows
reflecting the moon
Haiku # 11589, June 29, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Miss Everything
it is earth you must
l l
o l l o
vol ov
evolve
-evo
--ev
---e
Haiku # 11588, June 29, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by Miss Everything
waiting has rewards
with patience and attention
there is no waiting
Haiku # 11587, June 29, 2001 11:16 am ET
by ap
I might wait for you
but would you wait for me ap?
which one would go first?
Haiku # 11586, June 29, 2001 11:10 am ET
by mellie
wait for cable guy
and the A/C repairman
and the body shop
Haiku # 11585, June 29, 2001 10:57 am ET
by ap - nobody waits for me
adios Mary
she's leaving on a jet plane
steer clear of bullshit
Haiku # 11584, June 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by mellie
anonymous mate
stand corrected not haiku
used to count on you
Haiku # 11583, June 29, 2001 10:47 am ET
by mellie
clit pinch
ohh ah spank
spank spank

(erect)
Haiku # 11582, June 29, 2001 2:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
does the crab pincher
tighten on your clit? and claws
finger-flick your slit?
Haiku # 11581, June 28, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by wowzer
Sea flowers will bloom
and the wind will blow sand dunes
when I'm here with you
Haiku # 11580, June 28, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Can a crab catch cocks,
in a way similar to
a cock catching crabs?
Haiku # 11579, June 28, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sandcrab with a cock.
who is the crustacean in
this relationship?
Haiku # 11578, June 28, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I put a black box
over the lower region
picture of my crab
Haiku # 11577, June 28, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wonderful haiku
is great at the beach, and when
sandcrab has a cock
Haiku # 11576, June 28, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I asked the crab this
'Why a cock?' The crab replied
'I am a grandma.'
Haiku # 11575, June 28, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Digging in the sand
I found with greatest surprise
a crab with a cock
Haiku # 11574, June 28, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
With a beer buzz on
I smile at the waves and watch
the sun slowly set
Haiku # 11573, June 28, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yesterday I played
with oceans and crashing waves
I've longed for those days
Haiku # 11572, June 28, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sand is up my crack
the waves are between my toes
seaweed on my ass
Haiku # 11571, June 28, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of the Beach
I got it, I got
it. Did my number COMER -
1 - 1 - 5 - 6 - 9!
Haiku # 11570, June 28, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Miss Everything
must hurry, suck to
CUM, here on humdinger, fuck
finger - sixty-nine!
Haiku # 11569, June 28, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Miss Everything
someone new, mox, ap,
"mel", "mox, 'ap!'",mel,"ap,'stop,boo!",
mel, "cox", someone new,
--- old haiku.
Haiku # 11568, June 28, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by boo
yeah dinah moe hum
mellie moves in great circles
makes me think of things
Haiku # 11567, June 28, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by bruce
a&p is a grocer
:)...
and yes, Moxie had a cock
and a coke sometimes too
Haiku # 11566, June 28, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
off to the crusades
i carry sword and shield
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11565, June 28, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ap
though vestigial,
used for pissing and wanking
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11564, June 28, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by ap
girls and guys...someone
really did get their thumb cut...
I do give a shit about the guy...
and yes, I do have that thing you
claim grandma has...
When are you going to be Christians anyhow?
Haiku # 11563, June 28, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Moxie
it's a wasteful wank
coming here with all that stuff
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11562, June 28, 2001 11:36 am ET
by mellie
thematic pathway
a concept to consider
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11561, June 28, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ap
scum slipped in his thumb
found that sugar plum don't come
frankly his wrist ached
Haiku # 11560, June 28, 2001 9:29 am ET
by mellie, F.Z. makes me hum
trouble with his thumbs?
he's lucky it could be worse
his thumbs could be huge

Haiku # 11559, June 27, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by bruce
Mox, Albanian
suberbs are strategically
importan, I read.
Haiku # 11558, June 27, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by Sargeant Insurgent
and weird work, two, is
crop circle researcher knows
oxide erections!
Haiku # 11557, June 27, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by boo
Wow, Bruce, that is weird...
At work someone got papercut...
He's having trouble with his thumb...
Haiku # 11556, June 27, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Moxie
the workplace of weird
kristen came back this morning
her implants are huge
Haiku # 11555, June 27, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by bruce
Sometimes with all this
violence and passion, this might
be that bad sad truth.

Haiku # 11554, June 27, 2001 11:48 am ET
by Mox
Did you ever think
despite the fact of gangs and drive bys
that sort of stuff is odd?
and long for the good old days
of rancid suburbia
and white collar hypocrisy?
Haiku # 11553, June 27, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Moxie
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