Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

here we go again
now thinking of mellie's hams
got to leave this place
Haiku # 11619, July 3, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by bruce
suit actions to words
conscience makes me a coward
I ham it up here
Haiku # 11618, July 3, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by mellie
I react by saying
if we take the joke too literally
the bible is thumped and stumped
once again

but He's not human...but He is
Haiku # 11617, July 3, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by Moxie
God was co-pilot
But then we crashed in mountains
I had to eat Him.
Haiku # 11616, July 3, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by PTomblin
agh! Pepto bismolo!
quickly now, the quick brown
fox died of indigestion
Haiku # 11615, July 3, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Mox
Ah, I know... But the smoker's credo
Which can so often be hidden...
Disdain a habit and you win salvation
Play one as God and your lose your soul
You know the game quite well yourselves
Haiku # 11614, July 3, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie
aspiration ahhhhhhhhhhh
dragging on and on and ere
drawn out and deadly
Haiku # 11613, July 3, 2001 11:25 am ET
by mellie
my fragrant ass blast
singed wallpaper, popped tiles
anus is destroyed
Haiku # 11612, July 3, 2001 8:01 am ET
by shitfire of ny
in my opinion
assisted ventilation
isn't inspiring
Haiku # 11611, July 3, 2001 3:57 am ET
by ash
asthma cigarettes
no surgeon gen'ral's warning
on the plastic bag
Haiku # 11610, July 2, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ash
(psst...Ash, I'm beginning to like your stuff...)...

Djarums like that spiced cider
tasty but, hard to light and
asthmatic, one more nail in me coffin
Haiku # 11609, July 2, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by Moxie
uncivil servants
made their wage, but didn't warn
the building children

their agent among
me: my warning ignored, for
furthest extent - POW!
Haiku # 11608, July 2, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by McVeigh
spewed in my uggies
I chucked on a pair of socks
tossed uggies in bin
Haiku # 11607, July 2, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie
Silkiest warm slide
drives me on in a way that
I was born to do
Haiku # 11606, July 2, 2001 1:35 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Blue sky twirls swirling
up the florescent grass
upon neighbor hill
Haiku # 11605, July 2, 2001 1:30 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
huffing on puffers
rasping like a death rattle
pestilent mucus

sucking lozenges
bronchial inflammation
takes my breath away
Haiku # 11604, July 2, 2001 12:48 am ET
by ash
something annoying about
victims, but also about Romans
they both taste like chicken to lions
Haiku # 11603, July 1, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Moxie
Garciaparra return!
And stop writing on a bad day...
advice to myself
Haiku # 11602, July 1, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Mox of competitional sports...
at woollangabba
two days of lions roaring
canetoads crush cockies
Haiku # 11601, July 1, 2001 8:26 am ET
by mellie
you play victim then
you move on and them people
who are in a bad spot, who stepped on you before
wonder why the fuck you don't feel sorry for them
Haiku # 11600, June 30, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Mox
Never killed babies
But seemed to have no problem
Enslaving Humans
Haiku # 11599, June 30, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Janis
as i always say
where there's a will there's mcveigh
now just go away
Haiku # 11598, June 30, 2001 3:50 am ET
by ash
innocent civil
servants only make a wage
good riddance McVeigh
Haiku # 11597, June 29, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by ap
innocent civil
Haiku # 11596, June 29, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by ap
mcveigh killed babies
he should have warned those kids
and their mothers too
Haiku # 11595, June 29, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by ap
thomas jefferson
revolution advocate
never killed babies
Haiku # 11594, June 29, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by ap
dead and gone. did not
act alone, evacuation
warning left unwarned.

dead done - only meant...
blowing up the building - not
sadist factory.
Haiku # 11593, June 29, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by McVeigh
redmars' adam's edom
twinkles at progeny from
venetian marble

more archeotypes
seen with seeming denial
in earth's naked eyes
Haiku # 11592, June 29, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
feral cats after
snail oysters; mist their chance
during the downpour
Haiku # 11591, June 29, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by Miss Everything
mere mountains? - Giza.
if every range was built on
blocks, for all we know
Haiku # 11590, June 29, 2001 1:08 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
like white owls, moths cling
to radient windows
reflecting the moon
Haiku # 11589, June 29, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Miss Everything
it is earth you must
l l
o l l o
vol ov
evolve
-evo
--ev
---e
Haiku # 11588, June 29, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by Miss Everything
waiting has rewards
with patience and attention
there is no waiting
Haiku # 11587, June 29, 2001 11:16 am ET
by ap
I might wait for you
but would you wait for me ap?
which one would go first?
Haiku # 11586, June 29, 2001 11:10 am ET
by mellie
wait for cable guy
and the A/C repairman
and the body shop
Haiku # 11585, June 29, 2001 10:57 am ET
by ap - nobody waits for me
adios Mary
she's leaving on a jet plane
steer clear of bullshit
Haiku # 11584, June 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by mellie
anonymous mate
stand corrected not haiku
used to count on you
Haiku # 11583, June 29, 2001 10:47 am ET
by mellie
clit pinch
ohh ah spank
spank spank

(erect)
Haiku # 11582, June 29, 2001 2:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
does the crab pincher
tighten on your clit? and claws
finger-flick your slit?
Haiku # 11581, June 28, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by wowzer
Sea flowers will bloom
and the wind will blow sand dunes
when I'm here with you
Haiku # 11580, June 28, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Can a crab catch cocks,
in a way similar to
a cock catching crabs?
Haiku # 11579, June 28, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sandcrab with a cock.
who is the crustacean in
this relationship?
Haiku # 11578, June 28, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I put a black box
over the lower region
picture of my crab
Haiku # 11577, June 28, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wonderful haiku
is great at the beach, and when
sandcrab has a cock
Haiku # 11576, June 28, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I asked the crab this
'Why a cock?' The crab replied
'I am a grandma.'
Haiku # 11575, June 28, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Digging in the sand
I found with greatest surprise
a crab with a cock
Haiku # 11574, June 28, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
With a beer buzz on
I smile at the waves and watch
the sun slowly set
Haiku # 11573, June 28, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yesterday I played
with oceans and crashing waves
I've longed for those days
Haiku # 11572, June 28, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sand is up my crack
the waves are between my toes
seaweed on my ass
Haiku # 11571, June 28, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of the Beach
I got it, I got
it. Did my number COMER -
1 - 1 - 5 - 6 - 9!
Haiku # 11570, June 28, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Miss Everything
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