Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

too drunk and way too
belligerent. what were you
thinking when you drove

don't get so shit-faced at my parties!
Haiku # 11673, July 5, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 11672, July 5, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Janis
crisp bright brittle light
crisp breeze brightest blue ocean
kites dogs kids skate boards

clear crisp evening
skate across silver ocean
midnight moon madness
Haiku # 11671, July 5, 2001 4:48 am ET
by mellie
not good for munching
codswallop is strong ju ju
give it a few days
Haiku # 11670, July 4, 2001 11:33 pm ET
by ap
codswollpop? oh boy!
so i had to look that one up.
chiefly british word
Haiku # 11669, July 4, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by ap
vodka is magic
never causing hangover
russians got that right
Haiku # 11668, July 4, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by ap
codswollop is hard
to swallow more difficult
to consider now
Haiku # 11667, July 4, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by ap
this is curious
and not easily explained
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11666, July 4, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by ap
seeking an answer
is rather questionable
but what would i know?
Haiku # 11665, July 4, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by ash
Occasionally there is
a wreckless load
and it's all on the toad
Haiku # 11664, July 4, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Asshole
I forgive you for calling me an asshole...
Haiku # 11663, July 4, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Mellie was some queen sometime
Ash struck me with his silver rod
Grandma had a cock sometime
ap is a grocer
and I'm here wasting my time
because maybe, you have potential, you liberals
Haiku # 11662, July 4, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by Mox
I don't know how to give up
live with me
even if I'm not here...it's a small planet
Haiku # 11661, July 4, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Mox
No matter what I say here
When I walk away
you will say "good riddance" but
then who will you do this too
will you ever accept anyone or
themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 11660, July 4, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by PXC
I'm not going to curse you back
I'm supposed to let you hit me
then offer my other cheek
Haiku # 11659, July 4, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by PXC
You've been too hard on me.
Haiku # 11658, July 4, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by PXC
Shh, shh...
It's independence day...
I got to let this go...
Haiku # 11657, July 4, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by PXC
mopsy please fuck off
you're giving away too much
transparent asshole
Haiku # 11656, July 4, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by sister flo
Let the old things pass
away, and let all mankind
well, do or die...
Haiku # 11655, July 4, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by PXC
oh, just marry me
or let Merry Pippin
Sam and Frodo go drop a ring off
Haiku # 11654, July 4, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by PXC
The hard pressed voice said
what was on her mind and still
the wind blew right on
Haiku # 11653, July 4, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Mellie, do you do anything else?
I mean, why are you still here?
Does it make you happy to be
comfortable to have a voice somewhere?
Haiku # 11652, July 4, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Laughs...
Oh...

Some people just don't
like drama! The taste is in
and it's acquired.
Haiku # 11651, July 4, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by Moxie
mexican blanket
from stuckeys gives me the hives
what the fuck is it
Haiku # 11650, July 4, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by ap
for god's sake moxie
get over badhaiku too
bastardize elsewhere
Haiku # 11649, July 4, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by mellie
Launch the fleet!
1000 ships to the bottom of the sea!
Souls devoured by Cthulhu!
Pearl Harbor bastardized by retail culture
Haiku # 11648, July 4, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Moxie
I've gotten over art.
Everyone tries to do it
I put a brush to my head
and pull the gesso.
Haiku # 11647, July 4, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Moxie
mmm ale...

social vindication for being a ham
Haiku # 11646, July 4, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Moxie
mine's red and dripping
cock should be regulated
loads of codswallop
Haiku # 11645, July 4, 2001 9:56 am ET
by mellie
move over noah
trans-septal effluvium
nares a worry
Haiku # 11644, July 4, 2001 9:30 am ET
by ash
bald as a beaver
sure brings out the animal
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11643, July 4, 2001 8:14 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11642, July 4, 2001 8:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
southern acquaintance
says, the only hair she has
occurs on her head.
Haiku # 11641, July 4, 2001 7:07 am ET
by ap
intellectual?
emotional? addictive?
what need does this fill?
Haiku # 11640, July 4, 2001 7:02 am ET
by ap
you never wonder?
picture who pecks the keyboard?
words touch as fingers.
Haiku # 11639, July 4, 2001 6:56 am ET
by ap
just whistle over
oceans, continents, light years.
electrons do fine
Haiku # 11638, July 4, 2001 6:53 am ET
by ap
next time just whistle
unlike Ash I have thick hair
oestrogen working
Haiku # 11637, July 4, 2001 3:02 am ET
by mellie
so you saw me ap?
yes I was at the airport
lit up in black tights

pink twin-set and pearls
gay Irish docs eyebrow studs
did you see them too?

roaring like lions
sure I was lapping it up
I must have missed you
Haiku # 11636, July 4, 2001 2:26 am ET
by mellie
resplendent bouffant
hair today gone tomorrow
testosterone's curse

Haiku # 11635, July 4, 2001 1:55 am ET
by ash
when I die will I
die like the terminator
or meet St. Peter
Haiku # 11634, July 3, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by mr horse of horstralia
i imagine sips
vodka citron tonic cause
imagination

Haiku # 11633, July 3, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ap
i imagine me
but i laugh too much to type
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11632, July 3, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by ap
cogratulations
to creator of this form
mystery of janis

Haiku # 11631, July 3, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ap
boo perplexes
as an unwitting conscience
anal lightning wit
Haiku # 11630, July 3, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by ap
and betty la bomb
such good karmic vibrations
tanned and colorful
Haiku # 11629, July 3, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
i think ash has long
hair like television docs
a smart character
Haiku # 11628, July 3, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by ap
the assignation
of physical appearance
to unknown persons

based on ideas
formed by bad haiku
this is dangerous
Haiku # 11627, July 3, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by ap
i once imagined
seeing mellie friday last
at hartsfield airport

laptop pecking while
sipping ale in the smoker
she was so saucy
Haiku # 11626, July 3, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by ap
never imagined
any porcine attributes
to that aussie form
Haiku # 11625, July 3, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by ap
Mmm, ham!
Haiku # 11624, July 3, 2001 9:26 pm ET
by Moxie
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