exercise your ass
cheek pumping visceral strain
to expel butt nubs

I do not know much
but I know my shorts should
not stick to my balls

ee ee ooh ooh ah.
Spank me, I'm a bad monkey
Suck my banana

ee ee ooh ooh ah.
Spank me, I'm a bad monkey
Suck my banana

But Saint is alone
So... this night, he will have to
Spank his own monkey

Saint must bend over
Anticipate the spanking
Very bad monkey

Gurgling noises
I have now made butt chili
for 'hammer's hot dog

you thought you were safe
Saint, Hammer, and others gone
we are back now... fear

I feel tongue and teeth
as Drop approached and he then
eats out of my butt.

yawping cries of joy
the colon unclenched lets loose
and deluges feet

blast your rectal maw
with spurting mustard and cheese
buns await my dog

I have been away
I've brought you back a mem'ry -
Grandma has a cock!

Grandma stood proudly
shooting the hot load from her
roman candle cock

Rogue bottlerocket
launched with a great roar, hit my
mom in the buttocks

I am sorry for
being dumb at your party
Glad you don't hate me

Visit MacDonalds
Order the new McNugget
Deep Fried Chickenhead

You are right right right
Your parties are too much fun
You make me crazy

too drunk and way too
belligerent. what were you
thinking when you drove

don't get so shit-faced at my parties!

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Hail eDonkey2000.
Watch Hxllywxxd die.

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crisp bright brittle light
crisp breeze brightest blue ocean
kites dogs kids skate boards

clear crisp evening
skate across silver ocean
midnight moon madness

not good for munching
codswallop is strong ju ju
give it a few days

codswollpop? oh boy!
so i had to look that one up.
chiefly british word

vodka is magic
never causing hangover
russians got that right

codswollop is hard
to swallow more difficult
to consider now

this is curious
and not easily explained
moxie has a cock

seeking an answer
is rather questionable
but what would i know?

Occasionally there is
a wreckless load
and it's all on the toad

I forgive you for calling me an asshole...

Mellie was some queen sometime
Ash struck me with his silver rod
Grandma had a cock sometime
ap is a grocer
and I'm here wasting my time
because maybe, you have potential, you liberals

I don't know how to give up
live with me
even if I'm not here...it's a small planet

No matter what I say here
When I walk away
you will say "good riddance" but
then who will you do this too
will you ever accept anyone or
themadtaer@hotmail.com

I'm not going to curse you back
I'm supposed to let you hit me
then offer my other cheek

You've been too hard on me.

Shh, shh...
It's independence day...
I got to let this go...

mopsy please fuck off
you're giving away too much
transparent asshole

Let the old things pass
away, and let all mankind
well, do or die...

oh, just marry me
or let Merry Pippin
Sam and Frodo go drop a ring off

The hard pressed voice said
what was on her mind and still
the wind blew right on

Mellie, do you do anything else?
I mean, why are you still here?
Does it make you happy to be
comfortable to have a voice somewhere?

Laughs...
Oh...

Some people just don't
like drama! The taste is in
and it's acquired.

mexican blanket
from stuckeys gives me the hives
what the fuck is it

for god's sake moxie
get over badhaiku too
bastardize elsewhere

Launch the fleet!
1000 ships to the bottom of the sea!
Souls devoured by Cthulhu!
Pearl Harbor bastardized by retail culture

I've gotten over art.
Everyone tries to do it
I put a brush to my head
and pull the gesso.

mmm ale...

social vindication for being a ham

mine's red and dripping
cock should be regulated
loads of codswallop

move over noah
trans-septal effluvium
nares a worry

bald as a beaver
sure brings out the animal
grandma has a cock

southern acquaintance
says, the only hair she has
occurs on her head.