Bad Haiku

Haiku # 11733, July 6, 2001 12:10 am ET

by Flush....flush

Haiku # 11732, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET

by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....

Haiku # 11731, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET

by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....

Haiku # 11730, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET

by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....

Haiku # 11729, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET

by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....

Haiku # 11728, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET

by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....

Haiku # 11727, July 6, 2001 12:08 am ET

by Ajax and brush

Haiku # 11726, July 6, 2001 12:08 am ET

by Ajax and brush

Haiku # 11725, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET

by Flush

Haiku # 11724, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET

by Drano

Haiku # 11723, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET

by Flush..............

Haiku # 11722, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET

by Flush..............

Haiku # 11721, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET

by Flush..............

Haiku # 11720, July 6, 2001 12:06 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11719, July 6, 2001 12:06 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11718, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11717, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11716, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11715, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11714, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11713, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11712, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11711, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11710, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11709, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11708, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11707, July 6, 2001 12:03 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11706, July 6, 2001 12:03 am ET

by Two-Ply

Haiku # 11705, July 6, 2001 12:03 am ET

by Two-Ply

On Wisconsin On -
What a stupid song or place
that you would call home.

Oops...I crossed the line
now didn't I. Made my bed
lie in it with me.

Haiku # 11704, July 5, 2001 8:24 pm ET

by Saint

On Wisconsin On -
What a stupid song or place
that you would call home.

Oops...I crossed the line
now didn't I. Made my bed
lie in it with me.

Haiku # 11703, July 5, 2001 8:24 pm ET

by Saint

Sturgeons? What the hell?
We all know carp are better
My ass carp that is!

Haiku # 11702, July 5, 2001 8:22 pm ET

by Saint

i am not so sure
that despite what i have said
i do not hate you

Haiku # 11701, July 5, 2001 5:50 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

surging insurgents
urgently merging sturgeon
splurge purging the urge

Haiku # 11700, July 5, 2001 5:22 pm ET

by Drophammer

McVeigan fire-
crackers: with peanut oils,
no dung by-products.

pay your last respects
to your constitution - same
as your first, but worse.

Haiku # 11699, July 5, 2001 5:18 pm ET

by Sargeant Insurgent

In my day we believed
we went to the moon BeCause
we were TOLD we went to the moon
and we were better for it. Yeah,
and the Dish ran away with the spoon.

Haiku # 11698, July 5, 2001 5:14 pm ET

by Dana Garvey's mean old man

McVeigh? Bad haiku.
But not GOOD bad haiku, eh?
Find a belly hole.

Haiku # 11697, July 5, 2001 5:05 pm ET

by Drophammer

I receive channels
one-fifty. With my dish and
telly in my ass!

Haiku # 11696, July 5, 2001 5:04 pm ET

by Saint

dead wrong you are that
I shouldn't go on haiking
up my Mountain U.

dead wrong in the search
for answers, reson, justice,
results, and clossure.

Haiku # 11695, July 5, 2001 5:03 pm ET

by McVeigh

Saint keeps on finding
Things in his ass that were lost
Where is my TV?

Haiku # 11694, July 5, 2001 5:02 pm ET

by Drophammer

Distant memories
I lost a coin, but just now
fount it in my ass

Haiku # 11693, July 5, 2001 5:01 pm ET

by Saint

Saint keeps a beehive
Up in his duodenum
12 fingers my ass!

Haiku # 11692, July 5, 2001 5:00 pm ET

by Drophammer

oozy and drippy
it sticks in me as Drop drinks
my colon honey

Haiku # 11691, July 5, 2001 4:59 pm ET

by Saint

exercise your ass
cheek pumping visceral strain
to expel butt nubs

Haiku # 11690, July 5, 2001 4:58 pm ET

by Drophammer

I do not know much
but I know my shorts should
not stick to my balls

Haiku # 11689, July 5, 2001 4:57 pm ET

by Saint

ee ee ooh ooh ah.
Spank me, I'm a bad monkey
Suck my banana

Haiku # 11688, July 5, 2001 4:56 pm ET

by Saint

ee ee ooh ooh ah.
Spank me, I'm a bad monkey
Suck my banana

Haiku # 11687, July 5, 2001 4:56 pm ET

by Saint

But Saint is alone
So... this night, he will have to
Spank his own monkey

Haiku # 11686, July 5, 2001 4:55 pm ET

by Drophammer

Saint must bend over
Anticipate the spanking
Very bad monkey

Haiku # 11685, July 5, 2001 4:54 pm ET

by Drophammer

Gurgling noises
I have now made butt chili
for 'hammer's hot dog

Haiku # 11684, July 5, 2001 4:54 pm ET

by Saint

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