Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

flatulent, stinky
that's no place for my pinky
wee willie winky
Haiku # 11761, July 6, 2001 11:39 am ET
by ash
Baking cookies is
just my li'l way of saying,
"Here, have cookie!"
Haiku # 11760, July 6, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Tor Gunston of www.tor.to
whenever it blows
do you suppose that my hose
sprays better in prose
Haiku # 11759, July 6, 2001 11:36 am ET
by ash
unproven science
colonic irrigation
it just doesn't wash
Haiku # 11758, July 6, 2001 11:34 am ET
by ash
Love is in the air
can you smell it? Love is in...
oh wait, that's my ass.
Haiku # 11757, July 6, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Saint
so few ifs or ands
yet a major load of butts
holed up at this site
Haiku # 11756, July 6, 2001 11:32 am ET
by ash
uncle two fingers
probing the fleshy expanse
of my throbcolon
Haiku # 11755, July 6, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Drophammer
some things are better
when you leave them in your ass
not when they escape
Haiku # 11754, July 6, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Konfuka
burning flatulence
oh God, someone help me, please
my ass is on fire
Haiku # 11753, July 6, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Drophammer
there's a dance grooving
in my pants, moving like ants
dribbling down my leg
Haiku # 11752, July 6, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Drophammer
That's cause Battlepuppy is GAY.
Haiku # 11751, July 6, 2001 10:08 am ET
by Priest
I try to go pee
but I have an obstacle -
Puppy's uvula
Haiku # 11750, July 6, 2001 10:07 am ET
by Saint
Priest limits restrict
He points to rules and cries foul
But he just sucks ass

Haiku # 11749, July 6, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Puppy uses tongue
as paintbrush, his paint? Scrapings
from my bleeding ass.
Haiku # 11748, July 6, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Saint
Hello, my children
I bring you my holy water
Blessed orifice.
Haiku # 11747, July 6, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Priest
My hands are tied with
certain topics off limits
I am limited.
Haiku # 11746, July 6, 2001 9:59 am ET
by Saint
Saint would have fought back
With a good scathing verse if
he could think of one.
Haiku # 11745, July 6, 2001 9:55 am ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
I Revisted
old haikus of mine. Bitter
I was, but no more.
Haiku # 11744, July 6, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Saint
The Puppy returns
We are all overjoyed now
Quit humping my leg!
Haiku # 11743, July 6, 2001 9:41 am ET
by Saint
A lot of Ex-Lax
and patience means that Saint is
now wet for Droppy.
Haiku # 11742, July 6, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
I love the smell of
Steaming belly hole haiku
In the morning, neh?
Haiku # 11741, July 6, 2001 9:20 am ET
by Drophammer
Who is the jackass,
that thinks he has the right to
clean bad haiku page?

If I had a jar
I'd jam it up his sorry
ass and shatter it.
Haiku # 11740, July 6, 2001 8:14 am ET
by Saint
open my windows
penetrate my raw socket
upgrade me roughly
Haiku # 11739, July 6, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash of bill.me@m$
frank frank your chick stank
for that i taxed you niggah
and smoked up your dank
Haiku # 11738, July 6, 2001 3:04 am ET
by patler
still morning madness
warm beer and dirty pipehits
hope i can survive
Haiku # 11737, July 6, 2001 3:01 am ET
by oldnasty
Haiku # 11736, July 6, 2001 12:12 am ET
by American Standard Haiku
Haiku # 11735, July 6, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Ahhh...clean bad haiku page again
Haiku # 11734, July 6, 2001 12:10 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11733, July 6, 2001 12:10 am ET
by Flush....flush
Haiku # 11732, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11731, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11730, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11729, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11728, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11727, July 6, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Ajax and brush
Haiku # 11726, July 6, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Ajax and brush
Haiku # 11725, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush
Haiku # 11724, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Drano
Haiku # 11723, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush..............
Haiku # 11722, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush..............
Haiku # 11721, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush..............
Haiku # 11720, July 6, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11719, July 6, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11718, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11717, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11716, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11715, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11714, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11713, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11712, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
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