I love the smell of
Steaming belly hole haiku
In the morning, neh?
by Drophammer
Who is the jackass,
that thinks he has the right to
clean bad haiku page?
If I had a jar
I'd jam it up his sorry
ass and shatter it.
by Saint
open my windows
penetrate my raw socket
upgrade me roughly
by ash of bill.me@m$
frank frank your chick stank
for that i taxed you niggah
and smoked up your dank
by patler
still morning madness
warm beer and dirty pipehits
hope i can survive
by oldnasty
by American Standard Haiku
by Ahhh...clean bad haiku page again
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
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On Wisconsin On -
What a stupid song or place
that you would call home.
Oops...I crossed the line
now didn't I. Made my bed
lie in it with me.
by Saint
On Wisconsin On -
What a stupid song or place
that you would call home.
Oops...I crossed the line
now didn't I. Made my bed
lie in it with me.
by Saint
Sturgeons? What the hell?
We all know carp are better
My ass carp that is!
by Saint
i am not so sure
that despite what i have said
i do not hate you
by Anonymous Poet
surging insurgents
urgently merging sturgeon
splurge purging the urge
by Drophammer
McVeigan fire-
crackers: with peanut oils,
no dung by-products.
pay your last respects
to your constitution - same
as your first, but worse.
by Sargeant Insurgent
In my day we believed
we went to the moon BeCause
we were TOLD we went to the moon
and we were better for it. Yeah,
and the Dish ran away with the spoon.
by Dana Garvey's mean old man
McVeigh? Bad haiku.
But not GOOD bad haiku, eh?
Find a belly hole.
by Drophammer
I receive channels
one-fifty. With my dish and
telly in my ass!
by Saint
dead wrong you are that
I shouldn't go on haiking
up my Mountain U.
dead wrong in the search
for answers, reson, justice,
results, and clossure.
by McVeigh
Saint keeps on finding
Things in his ass that were lost
Where is my TV?
by Drophammer
Distant memories
I lost a coin, but just now
fount it in my ass
by Saint
Saint keeps a beehive
Up in his duodenum
12 fingers my ass!
by Drophammer
