Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

some things are better
when you leave them in your ass
not when they escape
Haiku # 11754, July 6, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Konfuka
burning flatulence
oh God, someone help me, please
my ass is on fire
Haiku # 11753, July 6, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Drophammer
there's a dance grooving
in my pants, moving like ants
dribbling down my leg
Haiku # 11752, July 6, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Drophammer
That's cause Battlepuppy is GAY.
Haiku # 11751, July 6, 2001 10:08 am ET
by Priest
I try to go pee
but I have an obstacle -
Puppy's uvula
Haiku # 11750, July 6, 2001 10:07 am ET
by Saint
Priest limits restrict
He points to rules and cries foul
But he just sucks ass

Haiku # 11749, July 6, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Puppy uses tongue
as paintbrush, his paint? Scrapings
from my bleeding ass.
Haiku # 11748, July 6, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Saint
Hello, my children
I bring you my holy water
Blessed orifice.
Haiku # 11747, July 6, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Priest
My hands are tied with
certain topics off limits
I am limited.
Haiku # 11746, July 6, 2001 9:59 am ET
by Saint
Saint would have fought back
With a good scathing verse if
he could think of one.
Haiku # 11745, July 6, 2001 9:55 am ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
I Revisted
old haikus of mine. Bitter
I was, but no more.
Haiku # 11744, July 6, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Saint
The Puppy returns
We are all overjoyed now
Quit humping my leg!
Haiku # 11743, July 6, 2001 9:41 am ET
by Saint
A lot of Ex-Lax
and patience means that Saint is
now wet for Droppy.
Haiku # 11742, July 6, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
I love the smell of
Steaming belly hole haiku
In the morning, neh?
Haiku # 11741, July 6, 2001 9:20 am ET
by Drophammer
Who is the jackass,
that thinks he has the right to
clean bad haiku page?

If I had a jar
I'd jam it up his sorry
ass and shatter it.
Haiku # 11740, July 6, 2001 8:14 am ET
by Saint
open my windows
penetrate my raw socket
upgrade me roughly
Haiku # 11739, July 6, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash of bill.me@m$
frank frank your chick stank
for that i taxed you niggah
and smoked up your dank
Haiku # 11738, July 6, 2001 3:04 am ET
by patler
still morning madness
warm beer and dirty pipehits
hope i can survive
Haiku # 11737, July 6, 2001 3:01 am ET
by oldnasty
Haiku # 11736, July 6, 2001 12:12 am ET
by American Standard Haiku
Haiku # 11735, July 6, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Ahhh...clean bad haiku page again
Haiku # 11734, July 6, 2001 12:10 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11733, July 6, 2001 12:10 am ET
by Flush....flush
Haiku # 11732, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11731, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11730, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11729, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11728, July 6, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Scrub...scrub...scrubb....
Haiku # 11727, July 6, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Ajax and brush
Haiku # 11726, July 6, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Ajax and brush
Haiku # 11725, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush
Haiku # 11724, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Drano
Haiku # 11723, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush..............
Haiku # 11722, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush..............
Haiku # 11721, July 6, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Flush..............
Haiku # 11720, July 6, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11719, July 6, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11718, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11717, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11716, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11715, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11714, July 6, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11713, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11712, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11711, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11710, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11709, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11708, July 6, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11707, July 6, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11706, July 6, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Two-Ply
Haiku # 11705, July 6, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Two-Ply
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