My haikus are badBut at least they are seventeensyllables, Buck
by AHHT
It is illegalTo walk down some city streetsIf you are ugly
by AHHT
I wear the pantsin this relationship but they'rebig, baggy clown pants
by AHHT
I want chicken, I
want liver meowmix,meowmix
please deliver. Please?
by Buck Nekid
watch out while you sleep
cause when you least expect it
there's PSYCHO KITTY!!
by Buck Nekid
Laugh, clown,laugh.This is
what I tell myself when I
dress up like bozo
by Buck Nekid
bananas taste good
funky monkeys taste better
let out a big yawn
by none Uh?
The snow blows around
Making baked beans taste better
Now I have to fart.
by Hannah of noneofyourbusiness, US
Cyanide turkey,
Blue faces--another Ke-
vorkian evening
by Amy of SLC, USA
this is really true:
girl I knew said her newborn
was hung like a horse
by Hollywood Bonfire
if I was female
I would make it a point to
show truckers my tits
by Hollywood Bonfire
Japanese girls are
Chasing gaigin Dean, and then:
Kanashibari!
by Tim of Dunedin, New Zealand
Oh the altar boys
"Post-coitus anima triste
I cum, go sadly
by nunya bidness
What a crappy logo
Still messing with this
Hollywood bonfire is a freak
by Anonymous Poet of glj
http://www.topix.com/~janis/submit.gif
I'm just messing with this
shut up
by rsgf of gd, hgdgfd
How I hate that smell!
Napalm brings my breakfast up:
Man, your foot's on fire!
by Ron Williams of Sydney, Oz
Your come flies in eyes
My mom flab fucks you quickly
It makes me wet too
by Meatball of Bangor, USA
Scent of new spring blooms
Clouds of everlasting hope
I hate Ebola
by ALAN of Toronto, Canada
Morning sun, fresh dew,
Butterflies dance in the breeze.
Die mother f*cker!
by ALAN of Toronto, Canada
The best think to do
is sneak up on little kids
and scare them badly
by Adam of Sunnyvale, U.S.A.
Yesterday we had a party
I drank lots of beer
I'm pissing since morning
by Rahul Jain of Kanpur, India
I've a friend
who writes bad poems
But, hey! Not worse than me.
by Rahul Jain of Kanpur, India
baby pigs at play ...
kindergarten of bacon,
grunting chorizo.
by Jamie Fischer of Granite Falls, U.S.A.
Stakhanov sleeps in
mine tailings, the years shrugging
the weight of vodka
by Jamie Fischer of Granite Falls, U.S.A.
Lemon fresh goodness
when she walks by, shyly smiles
her new shoes on fire.
by Jamie Fischer of Granite Falls, U.S.A.
I nory awah:
Excuse me, Uncle Mike, but
my bottom just burped.
by Jamie Fischer of Granite Falls, U.S.A.
I write the Haiku
But there is no soup for you
Shut yer yap you fool
by Peter Niemeier of Woodside, USA
make up your own mind
Heisenberg's uncertainty
can't be principled
by ashley of Oz
that hot bitumen
underfoot, tar very much
damns my burning soles
by ashley of Oz
life is a banquet
most poor suckers are starving
damn stinking halo
by Amanda B. Reckondwith
i know a man who has cauliflower warts
that bulge and protrude when he wears tight shorts
don't worry kyoko
by flying dutchman of stinkingpitof, us o' a
I've had too many beers
She looked good last night
But not this morn
by Tom
My girlfriend's cold feet
Up against my back in bed
She thinks it's funny
by Horrified of Simpleton, USA
Mating rituals,
dreamlike rollercoasters eat
Muddy globule leaves
by AHHT
My pitbull is big
Stupid dog scared of people
Zero is a bitch
by Hate of Dena,
One, five syllables
Two, seven is next to come
Last, like first, its done
by Dean Johnston of Menuma, Japan
Where is the toilet?
I'm going right on the floor
Here comes the poo-poo
by Andrea of North,
Hey there Hollywood
You always inspire with
Your perfect haiku
by Janis of Currently in LA, USA
I miss all my friends
Burried there in Toronto
But here it is warm
by Janis of (currently in)LA, USA
Riding bikes in the pool
Is a lot of fun but
It's against the law
by AHHT
haiku from Janis!
the hostess with the mostess
for her I'd eat trash
by Hollywood Bonfire
Ready for 2K
chaos?
Change your name by deedpoll to "Toe-Cutter."
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
I worry about
That microchip in my cat
When Y2K comes
by Janis of LA, USA
Consider storing
Many gallons of Vodka
For the coming year
by Janis of Haiku of LA, USA
throwing knives at birds
is something I'm not proud of
but I am the best
by Hollywood Bonfire !
a cheap cardboard head
stuffed with hamburger and dirt
with a note inside
by Hollywood Bonfire
first thoughts of the year:
who the fuck killed that bottle?
oh yeah, heh heh, me
by Hollywood Bonfire
gave the hog a sow
for xmas-jumped her bones promptly
male chauvinist pig?
by haikureaddis?twilight zone,
i tossa my bait
the fishee not like 2 much
no fishee for me
by doobygillisprudhoe bay,
the seahawks season
slaps at my olfactory
like sour milk but worse
by mike of Anchorage,
