I write the Haiku
But there is no soup for you
Shut yer yap you fool
by Peter Niemeier of Woodside, USA
make up your own mind
Heisenberg's uncertainty
can't be principled
by ashley of Oz
that hot bitumen
underfoot, tar very much
damns my burning soles
by ashley of Oz
life is a banquet
most poor suckers are starving
damn stinking halo
by Amanda B. Reckondwith
i know a man who has cauliflower warts
that bulge and protrude when he wears tight shorts
don't worry kyoko
by flying dutchman of stinkingpitof, us o' a
I've had too many beers
She looked good last night
But not this morn
by Tom
My girlfriend's cold feet
Up against my back in bed
She thinks it's funny
by Horrified of Simpleton, USA
Mating rituals,
dreamlike rollercoasters eat
Muddy globule leaves
by AHHT
My pitbull is big
Stupid dog scared of people
Zero is a bitch
by Hate of Dena,
One, five syllables
Two, seven is next to come
Last, like first, its done
by Dean Johnston of Menuma, Japan
Where is the toilet?
I'm going right on the floor
Here comes the poo-poo
by Andrea of North,
Hey there Hollywood
You always inspire with
Your perfect haiku
by Janis of Currently in LA, USA
I miss all my friends
Burried there in Toronto
But here it is warm
by Janis of (currently in)LA, USA
Riding bikes in the pool
Is a lot of fun but
It's against the law
by AHHT
haiku from Janis!
the hostess with the mostess
for her I'd eat trash
by Hollywood Bonfire
Ready for 2K
chaos?
Change your name by deedpoll to "Toe-Cutter."
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
I worry about
That microchip in my cat
When Y2K comes
by Janis of LA, USA
Consider storing
Many gallons of Vodka
For the coming year
by Janis of Haiku of LA, USA
throwing knives at birds
is something I'm not proud of
but I am the best
by Hollywood Bonfire !
a cheap cardboard head
stuffed with hamburger and dirt
with a note inside
by Hollywood Bonfire
first thoughts of the year:
who the fuck killed that bottle?
oh yeah, heh heh, me
by Hollywood Bonfire
gave the hog a sow
for xmas-jumped her bones promptly
male chauvinist pig?
by haikureaddis?twilight zone,
i tossa my bait
the fishee not like 2 much
no fishee for me
by doobygillisprudhoe bay,
the seahawks season
slaps at my olfactory
like sour milk but worse
by mike of Anchorage,
I'm going to party
like it's 1999.
Prince is annoying.
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, U. S. A.
cheese-scented jumpsuit!
a car made of rancid meat!
underwear for dogs!
by Hollywood Bonfire
when I was a boy
walking to school in spring
I'd drink or take drugs
by Hollywood Bonfire
the new year will bloom
while I sleep, my face against
the toilet's cool base
by Hollywood Bonfire
o celebration
earth is in that spot again
where hangovers spawn
by ashley of Oz
Cheerios are sweet
as they crunch in my mouth. Crunch!
I'll have more tomorrow.
by Stephy! of Loves Park, USA
Where to eat tonight....
"I don't know,what do you want?"
"No, what do you want?"
by Stephy! of Loves Park, USA
Snoots eats cheese wedges
Because he's a little rat!
He's so cute! Yippee!
by Stephy! of Loves Park, USA
Large, malignant warts
Cover my grotesque body
I like to eat them.
by Stephy! of Loves Park, USA
killing mosquitoes
is that misogynistic?
only the girls bite
by ashley of Oz
addle my neurones
o delicious dacquiri
but no bed spins please
by ashley of Oz
Is this a joke Frank?
A kangaroo chia pet?
This present sucks ass
by AHHT
unavoidable
the hirsute of pappy-ness
ear and nostril hairs
by ashley of Oz
the postal worker
brings cheese and fancy mayo
with some dead crackers
by deeders of marietta, us
so glad its over
says the four leaf clover
by Tag of LA, USA
A. and A. of Hai
Ku fame, Is you is or is
you ain't my babies?
by Donkey Hotee of Brooklyn, U.S.A.
Quantum mechanics
Whattsa matter? Can't grasp math?
Abacus, fuckface.
by Ed Zealot of Brooklyn, U.S.A.
Donkey wriggles. What?
Oh, halibut's thrombosis
Dead river jackass
by Dr. Porpoise of Brooklyn, U.S.A.
Soon, soon my birthday
Unite. Unite Capricorns!
With me and JESUS!!
by Steve Fabulous of Brooklyn, U.S.A.
One eye brow raised, the
snotty waiter condescends:
"Are these your pants, sir?"
by Eddie Futch
You're entertaining,
unabashed, lewd, crude (tattooed?)
Merry X-mas all
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, U. S. A.
Boy! Did I ever
trash that last haiku
But I'msadder Budweiser
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, U. S. A.
You're entertaining,
lewd, crude, rude,(tattooed?)
Merry X-mas all
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, U. S. A.
come here, little gal
wriggle into Santa's lap
there's a gift for you
by Kadiz
come here, little gal
sit in Santa's cozy lap
I've a gift for you.
by Kadiz
wonder if xmas
is that mas i used to know
before it left me?
by ashley of Oz
