Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

grandpa has a cunt
we always call her grandma
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9984, May 3, 2001 11:45 am ET
by mellie
ah, fingers flexing
return reruns of silly
ad homs and insults
Haiku # 9983, May 3, 2001 11:44 am ET
by impro
You flee
because you fear
I have boogers on my arm, amen
Haiku # 9982, May 3, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Wait...
neither learned nor taste
you amuse only yourself
go do macram
Haiku # 9981, May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by ash
Just a bit of supply
We are ready to go
get a new job and a new life
Haiku # 9980, May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by PX
ap is now gone.
i enjoyed the bad haiku.
the nut is too much.

ash, mellie, saint, priest,
betty la bomb, yes, even boo.
bye bye bye bye bye
Haiku # 9979, May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ap
I wear my heart on
my sleeve... no wait that is just
some dried-up boogers
Haiku # 9978, May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by impro
Ox with a sting
Really is an odd thing
Gored and poisoned at times
Haiku # 9977, May 3, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Moxie
Please stop writing poems
to hurt and I won't either
it's below us all
Haiku # 9976, May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by Moxie
Moment of silence
for a waterbuffalo
who met the lion
Haiku # 9975, May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by impro
Moxie is a learned
taste, which is why so many hate it
till they get used to it
Haiku # 9974, May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Moxie
listen to the sound
of one hand smacking your face
and tell me your thoughts
Haiku # 9973, May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by impro
The people who insult
and when I do, get nowhere
get somewhere
Jackman...
Haiku # 9972, May 3, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Moxie
She's Moriarty
to my Sherlock Jones or a
bullet to my jack
Haiku # 9971, May 3, 2001 11:37 am ET
by impro
On giving a shit
Literally it can be a
business run by bulls
Haiku # 9970, May 3, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Moxie
what's that dreadful smell ?
it must be moxie flamb
Haiku # 9969, May 3, 2001 11:36 am ET
by ash
A rant can be a
haiku, lad, i suppose if
I rant to 5/7/5
Haiku # 9968, May 3, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Moxie
Mellie, why do you want to burn a Bible?
Haiku # 9967, May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
is this the rant page?
no? rant on the rant page please.
haikulation here.
Haiku # 9966, May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by ap
You just don't know me
You know, face to face
you could really truely hurt me
or really speak meaning, not type it
it's just nothing really, words...
Haiku # 9965, May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
I think I'm being stalked
by a lion now
and why is ap obcessed with wanking?
is he single
Haiku # 9964, May 3, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Moxie
Thanks, Mox, but if I
gave a shit, you'd be the first
I would give it to.
Haiku # 9963, May 3, 2001 11:32 am ET
by impro
Insults lead nowhere
But explaining does now see
Here's a Pabst
Haiku # 9962, May 3, 2001 11:32 am ET
by Moxie of gratzi, ash, I'm still batshit
lions do not count
they are prowling for their prey
sometimes they miss too
Haiku # 9961, May 3, 2001 11:31 am ET
by mellie
i do not need form
though the uninformed should know
haiku is haiku
Haiku # 9960, May 3, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ash
reduce your wanking.
suboptimization of
sexual desire.
Haiku # 9959, May 3, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ap
wave off the insult
that's below you apAsh
get on my cloud of Hell
Haiku # 9958, May 3, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Moxie
the comfy bed calls
what care i for repart
Haiku # 9957, May 3, 2001 11:28 am ET
by ash
Why do you need form?
Does not formlessness make the
vase useful at all?
Haiku # 9956, May 3, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
moxie prescription:
visit your therapist, now.
take your lithium.
Haiku # 9955, May 3, 2001 11:28 am ET
by ap
Here's a Pabst...
Haiku # 9954, May 3, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
this libran can spell
although sometimes i can't count
but i spit okay
Haiku # 9953, May 3, 2001 11:26 am ET
by ash
Why would you burn
a holy book? How
would a Muslim feel if I burned her
Qu'ran? in front of her
but I didn't give regard to how you felt
He died for us all...no excuse for Moxie's sin now
Haiku # 9952, May 3, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Moxie
what else shall we burn
witches? It is a good book
it is how you see it
Haiku # 9951, May 3, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Moxie
i've done it that time
one too many syllables
how can i go on?
Haiku # 9950, May 3, 2001 11:23 am ET
by ash
Proud Librans are creul
Kind Librans can heal
Even the darkest Scorpion
Haiku # 9949, May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Moxie
It's not a good book
toss bible on bonfire
watch burning ashes
Haiku # 9948, May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by mellie
It was Beltaine...
But the fire, she is still
And it is maleness being expressed...
Haiku # 9947, May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Moxie
no idea at all
regarding my existence
merely conjecture
Haiku # 9946, May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by ash
Ash on the warpath
he's out with all guns blazing
he's like a bonfire
Haiku # 9945, May 3, 2001 11:20 am ET
by mellie
No, not that severe
I like your structure but, this
I don't have to like
the artist, but I can
like the art, but the artist
is ok too
Haiku # 9944, May 3, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Moxie
I see you as too
structured, too formal
No fun, no batshit as you say...

I need to get more your style
I think you need chaos...
Amen
Haiku # 9943, May 3, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Moxie
we have narrowed you down
to one person
let us spread, something new
Haiku # 9942, May 3, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Moxie of aha...
The pride I see
I see as rich liberal pride
Too much structurem too many manners
not enough, chaos
nature would blow it in like so much straw
Haiku # 9941, May 3, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie
oh, don't box me in
give me a home on the range
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9940, May 3, 2001 11:15 am ET
by ash
I can measure this
Like my athiest libran friend
but you can't measure God
Haiku # 9939, May 3, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Moxie of ah, pride!
Well, I'll get over it
I like your style
even if you don't like mine
unless you mug me with your "style..."
Haiku # 9938, May 3, 2001 11:13 am ET
by Moxie
sophisticated
i can count to seventeen
nearly ev'ry time
Haiku # 9937, May 3, 2001 11:13 am ET
by ash
Not everything can be libran
full of balances and counterchecks
but emotion and "meaninglessness"
that's water
Haiku # 9936, May 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
your style is absent
being rather lack of style
boring as batshit
Haiku # 9935, May 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by ash
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