Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
neither learned nor taste
you amuse only yourself
go do macram
Haiku # 9981 May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by ash
Just a bit of supply
We are ready to go
get a new job and a new life
Haiku # 9980 May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by PX
ap is now gone.
i enjoyed the bad haiku.
the nut is too much.

ash, mellie, saint, priest,
betty la bomb, yes, even boo.
bye bye bye bye bye
Haiku # 9979 May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ap
I wear my heart on
my sleeve... no wait that is just
some dried-up boogers
Haiku # 9978 May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by impro
Ox with a sting
Really is an odd thing
Gored and poisoned at times
Haiku # 9977 May 3, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Moxie
Please stop writing poems
to hurt and I won't either
it's below us all
Haiku # 9976 May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by Moxie
Moment of silence
for a waterbuffalo
who met the lion
Haiku # 9975 May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by impro
Moxie is a learned
taste, which is why so many hate it
till they get used to it
Haiku # 9974 May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Moxie
listen to the sound
of one hand smacking your face
and tell me your thoughts
Haiku # 9973 May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by impro
The people who insult
and when I do, get nowhere
get somewhere
Jackman...
Haiku # 9972 May 3, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Moxie
She's Moriarty
to my Sherlock Jones or a
bullet to my jack
Haiku # 9971 May 3, 2001 11:37 am ET
by impro
On giving a shit
Literally it can be a
business run by bulls
Haiku # 9970 May 3, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Moxie
what's that dreadful smell ?
it must be moxie flamb
Haiku # 9969 May 3, 2001 11:36 am ET
by ash
A rant can be a
haiku, lad, i suppose if
I rant to 5/7/5
Haiku # 9968 May 3, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Moxie
Mellie, why do you want to burn a Bible?
Haiku # 9967 May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
is this the rant page?
no? rant on the rant page please.
haikulation here.
Haiku # 9966 May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by ap
You just don't know me
You know, face to face
you could really truely hurt me
or really speak meaning, not type it
it's just nothing really, words...
Haiku # 9965 May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
I think I'm being stalked
by a lion now
and why is ap obcessed with wanking?
is he single
Haiku # 9964 May 3, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Moxie
Thanks, Mox, but if I
gave a shit, you'd be the first
I would give it to.
Haiku # 9963 May 3, 2001 11:32 am ET
by impro
Insults lead nowhere
But explaining does now see
Here's a Pabst
Haiku # 9962 May 3, 2001 11:32 am ET
by Moxie of gratzi, ash, I'm still batshit
lions do not count
they are prowling for their prey
sometimes they miss too
Haiku # 9961 May 3, 2001 11:31 am ET
by mellie
i do not need form
though the uninformed should know
haiku is haiku
Haiku # 9960 May 3, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ash
reduce your wanking.
suboptimization of
sexual desire.
Haiku # 9959 May 3, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ap
wave off the insult
that's below you apAsh
get on my cloud of Hell
Haiku # 9958 May 3, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Moxie
the comfy bed calls
what care i for repart
Haiku # 9957 May 3, 2001 11:28 am ET
by ash
Why do you need form?
Does not formlessness make the
vase useful at all?
Haiku # 9956 May 3, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
moxie prescription:
visit your therapist, now.
take your lithium.
Haiku # 9955 May 3, 2001 11:28 am ET
by ap
Here's a Pabst...
Haiku # 9954 May 3, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
this libran can spell
although sometimes i can't count
but i spit okay
Haiku # 9953 May 3, 2001 11:26 am ET
by ash
Why would you burn
a holy book? How
would a Muslim feel if I burned her
Qu'ran? in front of her
but I didn't give regard to how you felt
He died for us all...no excuse for Moxie's sin now
Haiku # 9952 May 3, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Moxie
what else shall we burn
witches? It is a good book
it is how you see it
Haiku # 9951 May 3, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Moxie
i've done it that time
one too many syllables
how can i go on?
Haiku # 9950 May 3, 2001 11:23 am ET
by ash
Proud Librans are creul
Kind Librans can heal
Even the darkest Scorpion
Haiku # 9949 May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Moxie
It's not a good book
toss bible on bonfire
watch burning ashes
Haiku # 9948 May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by mellie
It was Beltaine...
But the fire, she is still
And it is maleness being expressed...
Haiku # 9947 May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Moxie
no idea at all
regarding my existence
merely conjecture
Haiku # 9946 May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by ash
Ash on the warpath
he's out with all guns blazing
he's like a bonfire
Haiku # 9945 May 3, 2001 11:20 am ET
by mellie
No, not that severe
I like your structure but, this
I don't have to like
the artist, but I can
like the art, but the artist
is ok too
Haiku # 9944 May 3, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Moxie
I see you as too
structured, too formal
No fun, no batshit as you say...

I need to get more your style
I think you need chaos...
Amen
Haiku # 9943 May 3, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Moxie
we have narrowed you down
to one person
let us spread, something new
Haiku # 9942 May 3, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Moxie of aha...
The pride I see
I see as rich liberal pride
Too much structurem too many manners
not enough, chaos
nature would blow it in like so much straw
Haiku # 9941 May 3, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie
oh, don't box me in
give me a home on the range
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9940 May 3, 2001 11:15 am ET
by ash
I can measure this
Like my athiest libran friend
but you can't measure God
Haiku # 9939 May 3, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Moxie of ah, pride!
Well, I'll get over it
I like your style
even if you don't like mine
unless you mug me with your "style..."
Haiku # 9938 May 3, 2001 11:13 am ET
by Moxie
sophisticated
i can count to seventeen
nearly ev'ry time
Haiku # 9937 May 3, 2001 11:13 am ET
by ash
Not everything can be libran
full of balances and counterchecks
but emotion and "meaninglessness"
that's water
Haiku # 9936 May 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
your style is absent
being rather lack of style
boring as batshit
Haiku # 9935 May 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by ash
I'm just a caveman
I don't understand your strange
haiku free form
Haiku # 9934 May 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by impro
Who caught the clap
And the sarcasm
Real poetry when you forget yourself
work with me
Haiku # 9933 May 3, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Mox
Now Ash...
Maybe my style is fine for others
But it's not your style...
Maybe that's why you don't like it.
Just say that, I don't like your style, Moxie
Haiku # 9932 May 3, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Moxie