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No, not that severe
I like your structure but, this
I don't have to like
the artist, but I can
like the art, but the artist
is ok too
Haiku # 9944, May 3, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Moxie
I see you as too
structured, too formal
No fun, no batshit as you say...

I need to get more your style
I think you need chaos...
Amen
Haiku # 9943, May 3, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Moxie
we have narrowed you down
to one person
let us spread, something new
Haiku # 9942, May 3, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Moxie of aha...
The pride I see
I see as rich liberal pride
Too much structurem too many manners
not enough, chaos
nature would blow it in like so much straw
Haiku # 9941, May 3, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie
oh, don't box me in
give me a home on the range
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9940, May 3, 2001 11:15 am ET
by ash
I can measure this
Like my athiest libran friend
but you can't measure God
Haiku # 9939, May 3, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Moxie of ah, pride!
Well, I'll get over it
I like your style
even if you don't like mine
unless you mug me with your "style..."
Haiku # 9938, May 3, 2001 11:13 am ET
by Moxie
sophisticated
i can count to seventeen
nearly ev'ry time
Haiku # 9937, May 3, 2001 11:13 am ET
by ash
Not everything can be libran
full of balances and counterchecks
but emotion and "meaninglessness"
that's water
Haiku # 9936, May 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
your style is absent
being rather lack of style
boring as batshit
Haiku # 9935, May 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by ash
I'm just a caveman
I don't understand your strange
haiku free form
Haiku # 9934, May 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by impro
Who caught the clap
And the sarcasm
Real poetry when you forget yourself
work with me
Haiku # 9933, May 3, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Mox
Now Ash...
Maybe my style is fine for others
But it's not your style...
Maybe that's why you don't like it.
Just say that, I don't like your style, Moxie
Haiku # 9932, May 3, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Moxie
Now Ash...
Maybe my style is fine for others
But it's not your style...
Maybe that's why you don't like it.
Just say that, I don't like your style, Moxie
Haiku # 9931, May 3, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
Does Impro drink
What does he drink
Why does he think I need to?
Haiku # 9930, May 3, 2001 11:08 am ET
by Moxie
gross verbosity
but such a dearth of content
wasted electrons
Haiku # 9929, May 3, 2001 11:08 am ET
by ash
clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap
Haiku # 9928, May 3, 2001 11:07 am ET
by impro of BraVO!
Grandma has a cock
but she also has
Old Duke and a Bowflex
Haiku # 9927, May 3, 2001 11:06 am ET
by Moxie of oh, ap...
Oh my god it's hot
too hot to touch my hoo haa
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9926, May 3, 2001 11:05 am ET
by nonozone
I said damn Jesus
to someone who just blankly
hated me, and he's still
where he is now, nowhere...
Haiku # 9925, May 3, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Moxie
Nyarlathotep
That how I feel at times
Crawling chaos
Haiku # 9924, May 3, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Moxie
I like speaking to these
poets. It's something more
than what I had before...
Much more, being a part of
the Circle
Haiku # 9923, May 3, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Moxie
Balance and chaos
They who want me to hurt myself
Want to do it themselves
Hate begets hate, I reflected that
Haiku # 9922, May 3, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Moxie
We are up to here
peace be unto Impro
I'm getting "it" back
Haiku # 9921, May 3, 2001 11:00 am ET
by Moxie of don't hold me back...
I quit booze
Because I had a fifth of
Whiskey and almost died
Haiku # 9920, May 3, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
For some it is too
early to be hitting the
booze... Not for you though
Haiku # 9919, May 3, 2001 10:57 am ET
by imrpo
storm in a teacup
this is not the universe
it's a puny verse
Haiku # 9918, May 3, 2001 10:56 am ET
by ash
libran through and through
i can spot the unbalanced
need i continue?
Haiku # 9917, May 3, 2001 10:54 am ET
by ash
some people have some
thing else...without drugs
but maybe a beast
I would make sense drunk
Haiku # 9916, May 3, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
Well, with Martin Luther I am
A nasty old big head
And chaos itself
i like Virgos and Taurus people...
Haiku # 9915, May 3, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Moxie of Ah...
some people have it
some people just don't get it
existing elsewhere
Haiku # 9914, May 3, 2001 10:52 am ET
by ash
I smell your Picese
side... bullocks to taurus and
virgo you are not
Haiku # 9913, May 3, 2001 10:50 am ET
by impro
Nine Inch Nails were used
On Jesus, Mormon friend says
He is closer to God that guy
than he thinks I believe
Haiku # 9912, May 3, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Moxie
i hereby resolve
once the chemicals kick in
to be more myself
Haiku # 9911, May 3, 2001 10:44 am ET
by ash
Are you a Scorpio too?
That's my fighting side...
It gets carried away...
Haiku # 9910, May 3, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Moxie
going off the air
cancelled poetic licence
leaving me speechless
Haiku # 9909, May 3, 2001 10:41 am ET
by ash
a new medium
cheaper than a therapist
and much more public

if i was no-one
if i had nothing to say
i'd do it right here

then again instead
i might see the funny side
and get into it
Haiku # 9908, May 3, 2001 10:40 am ET
by ash
we are haiku
you will be cha-no-yu
resistance is the flow
Haiku # 9907, May 3, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
to belong somewhere
you need to be accepted
verbose intruder

if you have haiku
just put 'em on the website
this ain't "bad drivel"
Haiku # 9906, May 3, 2001 10:37 am ET
by ash
time to get a wood
splitter here, I am obcessed
those logs...

Kokadjo is a place in Maine
where I want to explore those
old logging places
Haiku # 9905, May 3, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Moxie
Your words hurt
to the point where
I feel I'll never be good enough
Do my words cause that too
or are they just a nuisance?
Haiku # 9904, May 3, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Moxie
when we rolled a log
in my own personal eye
you weren't too speckie
Haiku # 9903, May 3, 2001 10:35 am ET
by ash
I want to join in
Not fight
And create
Haiku # 9902, May 3, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Moxie of I'd rather work with you
there was a parable about
a log in my eye
and a speck in yours
who has the log?
Haiku # 9901, May 3, 2001 10:32 am ET
by Moxie
anarchic poet
creates at the cutting edge
so mysterious
Haiku # 9900, May 3, 2001 10:32 am ET
by ash
I do see my sin
It is pride, is it the worst...
I think so, but I will write.
And they will be healing words
Haiku # 9899, May 3, 2001 10:32 am ET
by Moxie
repetitive noise
content from a malcontent
go harass others

don't delude yourself
we don't choose to devour us
you pain in the arse

being so precious
perhaps you don't see your sin
being annoying
Haiku # 9898, May 3, 2001 10:29 am ET
by ash
Maybe I've ignored you
I've liked a lot of your work
when it wasn't say

"So and so is like this"

And I've played right into it too...

PS... at least 19 is better than say XXX or XXY
Haiku # 9897, May 3, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Moxie
Understanding the
estranged views of challenger
nineteen chromosomes
Haiku # 9896, May 3, 2001 10:06 am ET
by impro
A group of folks who
find someone to hate and then
when they win, choose from
among themselves, the next
person to devour until
none are left,

And, Grandma does not have a cock, but she does have a hen
Haiku # 9895, May 3, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Moxie of cliques
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