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Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

repetitive noise
content from a malcontent
go harass others

don't delude yourself
we don't choose to devour us
you pain in the arse

being so precious
perhaps you don't see your sin
being annoying
Haiku # 9898, May 3, 2001 10:29 am ET
by ash
Maybe I've ignored you
I've liked a lot of your work
when it wasn't say

"So and so is like this"

And I've played right into it too...

PS... at least 19 is better than say XXX or XXY
Haiku # 9897, May 3, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Moxie
Understanding the
estranged views of challenger
nineteen chromosomes
Haiku # 9896, May 3, 2001 10:06 am ET
by impro
A group of folks who
find someone to hate and then
when they win, choose from
among themselves, the next
person to devour until
none are left,

And, Grandma does not have a cock, but she does have a hen
Haiku # 9895, May 3, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Moxie of cliques
five seven, five sev
en, fiver, seven, fiver
nine, twelve, fifteen, two
Haiku # 9894, May 3, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Moxie of ok, let's try this
I don't wear a beret
Goodwill might have one
They can have it
Old Duke and Bowflex
Thanks Jimmy
Haiku # 9893, May 3, 2001 9:56 am ET
by Moxie
Can you eat mimes?
Or is it that they're easy prey
And everyone mocks them
Probably
Haiku # 9892, May 3, 2001 9:55 am ET
by Moxie
Being different is not bad
Don't think that young man
Maybe Mussolini took over
He didn't last, I won't either
Haiku # 9891, May 3, 2001 9:53 am ET
by Moxie
Well, my tree is unclean
Bible says time to chop me down
and burn me
Haiku # 9890, May 3, 2001 9:52 am ET
by Moxie
The social is often
misunderstood. I look down on it
as below me

But to play, I need
to know it. That way I can
play, but, make anew.
Haiku # 9889, May 3, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Moxie
Anger is this blighter
It turns men into beasts
Must be rabies now...

Ignore grandma's cock
Haiku # 9888, May 3, 2001 9:49 am ET
by Moxie
If I can't do "real art..."
Then let's see some then
You're all talking, where's the beef
Haiku # 9887, May 3, 2001 9:47 am ET
by Moxie
Let me write here.
Some girl can tell me to sod off
Someone else can tell me to leave
Sod off
Haiku # 9886, May 3, 2001 9:42 am ET
by Moxie of well
Wanking is an exit
for the lost, who best said nothing
There is no drivel, only Zuul
Haiku # 9885, May 3, 2001 9:39 am ET
by Moxie
Who killed Socrates?
But I'm not smart enough for
Hemlock. Drowned in drivel.
Haiku # 9884, May 3, 2001 9:37 am ET
by Moxie of on leaving
Not bad, but didn't
Want a fight, if he goes away
Then, where else does he?
Haiku # 9883, May 3, 2001 9:35 am ET
by Moxie
churlish blighter here.
misunderstood? i think not.
moxie has no cock.

intellectual
insults? ignore the bastard.
maybe he'll just leave.
Haiku # 9882, May 3, 2001 6:33 am ET
by ap
it's Mellie here
that belle lettres cannot spell
gave me bum steer

(dribble blubber bumma .......)
Haiku # 9881, May 3, 2001 5:10 am ET
by mellie
procrastionation
a mindless masturbation
let's do it baby

(ad libitum is my *bon or bob mot*...who's the agent provocateur?......auto da fe ......bete noire.....)
Haiku # 9880, May 3, 2001 5:03 am ET
by Mellie aka belles lettres
"i do this and that...
you are diffrent and that's bad"
go fuck yourself man
(i'm not you)
Haiku # 9879, May 3, 2001 1:42 am ET
by Josh of the dog god
everyone is nuts
i have my problems, you yours
fire makes me go stiff
Haiku # 9878, May 3, 2001 1:35 am ET
by Josh of the dog god
5-7-5 such rules
insignificant zenism
haiku is brain porn
Haiku # 9877, May 3, 2001 1:32 am ET
by Josh of the dog god
let's face it baby
intellectualisation
is a mind wanking

(add your own choice of other 'bon mot" here, and then apologise for going on, then drivel on some more even.....)

Haiku # 9876, May 3, 2001 1:09 am ET
by ash
Strateigerizing
is down right defunctable
let's poeticise!
Haiku # 9875, May 2, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by George W. of impro
5-7-5 law
One who 'Mox' Haiku form is
like a talking mime
Haiku # 9874, May 2, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by impro of making bad worse!
the damp sheets are cool
his large hands remember her
curves and tender flesh
Haiku # 9873, May 2, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
parrot head sinking
bubbles follow vee ripple
silent dinosaur
Haiku # 9872, May 2, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
camoflagued drivel
dribbles down to the lowest
ear in the asshole
Haiku # 9871, May 2, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
suffering artist
misunderstood brooding soul
sod off smartly now
Haiku # 9870, May 2, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by kevin's girl
holy art thou mox
wholly unholy your ART
your berret's too tight
Haiku # 9869, May 2, 2001 10:52 pm ET
by kevin's girl

Then, I must learn
How to fool you to think
My drivel is what you want
Haiku # 9868, May 2, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by Moxie of what do you want?
Poetry can be blood
ego, soul, id, all spilled
this is why you fight so deeply
Haiku # 9867, May 2, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by Moxie of A question...
In Hadrit Ray movie
threw his writings to their death
to find life in himself

"Those who lose their lives shall find them, those that seek them shall be lost..."
Haiku # 9866, May 2, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by Moxie of apu
It is like a slice
on the wrist or orange? still
One is sweet, I want...
Haiku # 9865, May 2, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by Moxie of I hate to keep going
I can count indeed
I don't want to at times so
that was a zen speak

Art is all too often compromise for those who would kill for taste's sake.
Haiku # 9864, May 2, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by Moxie of not really
I should have left here
Thirty minutes ago, but
badhaiku magnet
Haiku # 9863, May 2, 2001 6:28 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I ran over a
mime once. He had white gloves and
was waiving at cars
Haiku # 9862, May 2, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by impro
I had a nightmare
about a mime with a case
of constipation
Haiku # 9861, May 2, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by impro
Grandma with the cock,
let me introduce you to
my friend... He's a mime!
Haiku # 9860, May 2, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by impro
when we reach Ten Thou
we'll still have One Thou to go
cuz of those that weren't

actually haiku, know what I mean?
and don't count the ten
Great haiku some of youse
snook in here, damn ya!
Haiku # 9859, May 2, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by boo
One bad Haiku is
worth a thousand turds. Here is
my magnum opus!
Haiku # 9858, May 2, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by impro
http://www.badhaiku.com/default.asp?intLastRec=8530

Truly great this one
The boldness of enterprise
Is admirable
Haiku # 9857, May 2, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
We're in the home stretch
Slowly but methodically
To ten thousand posts
Haiku # 9856, May 2, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Aaah, the good old days
Haiku about smoking pot
Does my mind quite well
Haiku # 9855, May 2, 2001 2:36 pm ET
by Janis
"doguthu ugu"
a voice from a magic land,
"live long, scrape much resin"
Haiku # 9854, May 2, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by Josh of the dog god
content with the flame
blithe in the red burning bowl
happy with my lot
(happy with my pot)
Haiku # 9853, May 2, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Josh of the dog god
hair on everything
black hair covers white laundry
ack! i hate my cat!
Haiku # 9852, May 2, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Josh of the dog god
Bleary eyed at daw
dew settles on the cool grass
cat wants out again
Haiku # 9851, May 2, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by Josh of the dog god
Everything makes sense
all the logic of the world
load another bowl
Haiku # 9850, May 2, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Josh of the dog god
seeking artistic
recognition here? oh boy.
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9849, May 2, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by ap
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