content with the flame
blithe in the red burning bowl
happy with my lot
(happy with my pot)

hair on everything
black hair covers white laundry
ack! i hate my cat!

Bleary eyed at daw
dew settles on the cool grass
cat wants out again

Everything makes sense
all the logic of the world
load another bowl

seeking artistic
recognition here? oh boy.
grandma has a cock

I lost a button
hole on my white shirt today--
Ha, made in China

Lying Peacefully
contemplating existance
still in my bath robe

in the park

It is so peaceful
the old people, the lovers
daisies on the grass

young children play here
birds fly and cherp around me
wish i wasn't naked

BAD haiku dot com.
never GOOD haiku dot com.
pure entertainment!

Flopsy, Moxie, and
Cottonmouth often enjoyed
Herbal refreshments

unfortunately
this severely impeded
count ability

Earth keeps on-a
rolling, rolling, rolling all
around the heavens

creepy bugs as big
as 6-foot fuck beer bottles,
'cause they weren't taken.

gotta skip e'en more
to get to ones I adore -
Miss E's Nude Plunge - 8530

Groaning Groening

you gotta skip a
lotta crapa to get to
"9 Valentines" - 9748

conscienciousness!?
Who NEEDS it? When you've got self-
esteem out the butt!

we paid the High cost
of Freedom; we're still paying
and paying and pay-...

there!: geometry
in the humming of the strings,
music in sphere space.

for all their effort
some people never do move
static on the web

oh moxie, moxie
you really rot my soxi
make me obnoxi

I shudder to think.
An epoxy enema
or something to drink?

hear a silent scream
think back on what might have been
in another dream

oh moxie, moxie
bind you up with epoxy
that'd be foxy

look! a UFO!
cattle mutilating jerks
maybe they have beer...

Japanese - Beware!
Reading bad Haiku may cause
seizures of laughter.

so disappointing
that was a dog of a meal
had very bad taste

thinking of eating
my speciality is
yummy welsh rabbit

critical haiku
moment. rants rejected, damned.
shun the monster's call.

absorbed into the
purpose of the universe
dissolved into one

face to face, tongue to
tongue. silent but for murmers.
satin's not as smooth

purposed diversion,
work east and west equally.
stop pulling my hair.

kiss her soft pink lips
linger over her belly
keep working on up

But I wouldn't mind
Sucking my own eggs to save
Grandma the trouble.

See, I don't want to
Blow my own trumpet before
All my eggs are hatched.

It has been five months
Since I graced these webpages
With iambic shite.

Rejoice, for I am
Risen, like nipples on a
Chilly afternoon.

it stinks here now too
valedictory haiku
hard to say goodbye

smells under the house
that'll be the rabbit then
good-bye nagetta

oh moxie, moxie
your poetry is poxy
please get writer's block

even if you try
you'll never understand why
grandma has a cock

it doesn't make sense
it really doesn't you know
that in your own heart

Moxie please lie down
count those sheep for practice dear
stop at seventeen

then start all over
from the beginning again
in time you'll get it

can't count then get out
start your own website moxie
your drivel drags on

try some Sea Dog

strike colors bosun,
loose mainsheet, trim the jib,
sail for dark water.

bowel groans like the
lines of a schooner in gale.
shit storm approaching!

Just like tonight
I think I gave too much
WAY too much...

Is Grandma a Scorpio?
I burned those astrobooks
or gave them away...
My balls are quite ok though

If he doesn't like
the thing that he thinks mad then
he desires it change
to his will then, but
if he can get in love with it
he just wants more of the same

Conformity is
the fear of chaos
liberals fear most of all

Just so you know...
And a drink from Maine
which one hacker called stupid

lithium

Is how to get the
overly educated person
to understand what stupid
uneducated people know already...
"You have no teeth..."

shake shake shake yer' boot!
shake shake shake yer' booty babe!
give it all you got!