gotta skip e'en more
to get to ones I adore -
Miss E's Nude Plunge - 8530

Groaning Groening

you gotta skip a
lotta crapa to get to
"9 Valentines" - 9748

conscienciousness!?
Who NEEDS it? When you've got self-
esteem out the butt!

we paid the High cost
of Freedom; we're still paying
and paying and pay-...

there!: geometry
in the humming of the strings,
music in sphere space.

for all their effort
some people never do move
static on the web

oh moxie, moxie
you really rot my soxi
make me obnoxi

I shudder to think.
An epoxy enema
or something to drink?

hear a silent scream
think back on what might have been
in another dream

oh moxie, moxie
bind you up with epoxy
that'd be foxy

look! a UFO!
cattle mutilating jerks
maybe they have beer...

Japanese - Beware!
Reading bad Haiku may cause
seizures of laughter.

so disappointing
that was a dog of a meal
had very bad taste

thinking of eating
my speciality is
yummy welsh rabbit

critical haiku
moment. rants rejected, damned.
shun the monster's call.

absorbed into the
purpose of the universe
dissolved into one

face to face, tongue to
tongue. silent but for murmers.
satin's not as smooth

purposed diversion,
work east and west equally.
stop pulling my hair.

kiss her soft pink lips
linger over her belly
keep working on up

But I wouldn't mind
Sucking my own eggs to save
Grandma the trouble.

See, I don't want to
Blow my own trumpet before
All my eggs are hatched.

It has been five months
Since I graced these webpages
With iambic shite.

Rejoice, for I am
Risen, like nipples on a
Chilly afternoon.

it stinks here now too
valedictory haiku
hard to say goodbye

smells under the house
that'll be the rabbit then
good-bye nagetta

oh moxie, moxie
your poetry is poxy
please get writer's block

even if you try
you'll never understand why
grandma has a cock

it doesn't make sense
it really doesn't you know
that in your own heart

Moxie please lie down
count those sheep for practice dear
stop at seventeen

then start all over
from the beginning again
in time you'll get it

can't count then get out
start your own website moxie
your drivel drags on

try some Sea Dog

strike colors bosun,
loose mainsheet, trim the jib,
sail for dark water.

bowel groans like the
lines of a schooner in gale.
shit storm approaching!

Just like tonight
I think I gave too much
WAY too much...

Is Grandma a Scorpio?
I burned those astrobooks
or gave them away...
My balls are quite ok though

If he doesn't like
the thing that he thinks mad then
he desires it change
to his will then, but
if he can get in love with it
he just wants more of the same

Conformity is
the fear of chaos
liberals fear most of all

Just so you know...
And a drink from Maine
which one hacker called stupid

lithium

Is how to get the
overly educated person
to understand what stupid
uneducated people know already...
"You have no teeth..."

shake shake shake yer' boot!
shake shake shake yer' booty babe!
give it all you got!

Are to be driven around
take the course and
hit the road less taken

Like you just said I
believe, exercise this chubby
form of mine with peace

we need directions
orthographic projections
isometrics too

It can lead to the
following Satanic things...
Autoerotic death

I guess I'm trying to
overwhelm when all I want
is critique that makes better

When your style is dif
Then you must stick to guidelines
and stop when time pre

I wll not hold you up
for money, and then harm you
for jizzom's sake

A mugger needs to get laid
and these who gossip,
need to become like me
and maybe me like them

Bad... so I am told
Is all about the context
It's not in the count

hold your breath. count to
ten - no twenty - no - thirty.
take your time, i'll wait.

In my suicidal moods
When hurt by those who basically
told me my life was nothing on line
I was tempted to give them
my full identity, phone number, date
of birth, social security and so on
Realizing they can do that anyway

Is it fashionable
For a man to love God
And then Satan next season
for the sale of a Vogue?