Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

It's not a good book
toss bible on bonfire
watch burning ashes
Haiku # 9948, May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by mellie
It was Beltaine...
But the fire, she is still
And it is maleness being expressed...
Haiku # 9947, May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Moxie
no idea at all
regarding my existence
merely conjecture
Haiku # 9946, May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by ash
Ash on the warpath
he's out with all guns blazing
he's like a bonfire
Haiku # 9945, May 3, 2001 11:20 am ET
by mellie
No, not that severe
I like your structure but, this
I don't have to like
the artist, but I can
like the art, but the artist
is ok too
Haiku # 9944, May 3, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Moxie
I see you as too
structured, too formal
No fun, no batshit as you say...

I need to get more your style
I think you need chaos...
Amen
Haiku # 9943, May 3, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Moxie
we have narrowed you down
to one person
let us spread, something new
Haiku # 9942, May 3, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Moxie of aha...
The pride I see
I see as rich liberal pride
Too much structurem too many manners
not enough, chaos
nature would blow it in like so much straw
Haiku # 9941, May 3, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie
oh, don't box me in
give me a home on the range
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9940, May 3, 2001 11:15 am ET
by ash
I can measure this
Like my athiest libran friend
but you can't measure God
Haiku # 9939, May 3, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Moxie of ah, pride!
Well, I'll get over it
I like your style
even if you don't like mine
unless you mug me with your "style..."
Haiku # 9938, May 3, 2001 11:13 am ET
by Moxie
sophisticated
i can count to seventeen
nearly ev'ry time
Haiku # 9937, May 3, 2001 11:13 am ET
by ash
Not everything can be libran
full of balances and counterchecks
but emotion and "meaninglessness"
that's water
Haiku # 9936, May 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
your style is absent
being rather lack of style
boring as batshit
Haiku # 9935, May 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by ash
I'm just a caveman
I don't understand your strange
haiku free form
Haiku # 9934, May 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by impro
Who caught the clap
And the sarcasm
Real poetry when you forget yourself
work with me
Haiku # 9933, May 3, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Mox
Now Ash...
Maybe my style is fine for others
But it's not your style...
Maybe that's why you don't like it.
Just say that, I don't like your style, Moxie
Haiku # 9932, May 3, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Moxie
Now Ash...
Maybe my style is fine for others
But it's not your style...
Maybe that's why you don't like it.
Just say that, I don't like your style, Moxie
Haiku # 9931, May 3, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
Does Impro drink
What does he drink
Why does he think I need to?
Haiku # 9930, May 3, 2001 11:08 am ET
by Moxie
gross verbosity
but such a dearth of content
wasted electrons
Haiku # 9929, May 3, 2001 11:08 am ET
by ash
clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap
Haiku # 9928, May 3, 2001 11:07 am ET
by impro of BraVO!
Grandma has a cock
but she also has
Old Duke and a Bowflex
Haiku # 9927, May 3, 2001 11:06 am ET
by Moxie of oh, ap...
Oh my god it's hot
too hot to touch my hoo haa
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9926, May 3, 2001 11:05 am ET
by nonozone
I said damn Jesus
to someone who just blankly
hated me, and he's still
where he is now, nowhere...
Haiku # 9925, May 3, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Moxie
Nyarlathotep
That how I feel at times
Crawling chaos
Haiku # 9924, May 3, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Moxie
I like speaking to these
poets. It's something more
than what I had before...
Much more, being a part of
the Circle
Haiku # 9923, May 3, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Moxie
Balance and chaos
They who want me to hurt myself
Want to do it themselves
Hate begets hate, I reflected that
Haiku # 9922, May 3, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Moxie
We are up to here
peace be unto Impro
I'm getting "it" back
Haiku # 9921, May 3, 2001 11:00 am ET
by Moxie of don't hold me back...
I quit booze
Because I had a fifth of
Whiskey and almost died
Haiku # 9920, May 3, 2001 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
For some it is too
early to be hitting the
booze... Not for you though
Haiku # 9919, May 3, 2001 10:57 am ET
by imrpo
storm in a teacup
this is not the universe
it's a puny verse
Haiku # 9918, May 3, 2001 10:56 am ET
by ash
libran through and through
i can spot the unbalanced
need i continue?
Haiku # 9917, May 3, 2001 10:54 am ET
by ash
some people have some
thing else...without drugs
but maybe a beast
I would make sense drunk
Haiku # 9916, May 3, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
Well, with Martin Luther I am
A nasty old big head
And chaos itself
i like Virgos and Taurus people...
Haiku # 9915, May 3, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Moxie of Ah...
some people have it
some people just don't get it
existing elsewhere
Haiku # 9914, May 3, 2001 10:52 am ET
by ash
I smell your Picese
side... bullocks to taurus and
virgo you are not
Haiku # 9913, May 3, 2001 10:50 am ET
by impro
Nine Inch Nails were used
On Jesus, Mormon friend says
He is closer to God that guy
than he thinks I believe
Haiku # 9912, May 3, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Moxie
i hereby resolve
once the chemicals kick in
to be more myself
Haiku # 9911, May 3, 2001 10:44 am ET
by ash
Are you a Scorpio too?
That's my fighting side...
It gets carried away...
Haiku # 9910, May 3, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Moxie
going off the air
cancelled poetic licence
leaving me speechless
Haiku # 9909, May 3, 2001 10:41 am ET
by ash
a new medium
cheaper than a therapist
and much more public

if i was no-one
if i had nothing to say
i'd do it right here

then again instead
i might see the funny side
and get into it
Haiku # 9908, May 3, 2001 10:40 am ET
by ash
we are haiku
you will be cha-no-yu
resistance is the flow
Haiku # 9907, May 3, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
to belong somewhere
you need to be accepted
verbose intruder

if you have haiku
just put 'em on the website
this ain't "bad drivel"
Haiku # 9906, May 3, 2001 10:37 am ET
by ash
time to get a wood
splitter here, I am obcessed
those logs...

Kokadjo is a place in Maine
where I want to explore those
old logging places
Haiku # 9905, May 3, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Moxie
Your words hurt
to the point where
I feel I'll never be good enough
Do my words cause that too
or are they just a nuisance?
Haiku # 9904, May 3, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Moxie
when we rolled a log
in my own personal eye
you weren't too speckie
Haiku # 9903, May 3, 2001 10:35 am ET
by ash
I want to join in
Not fight
And create
Haiku # 9902, May 3, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Moxie of I'd rather work with you
there was a parable about
a log in my eye
and a speck in yours
who has the log?
Haiku # 9901, May 3, 2001 10:32 am ET
by Moxie
anarchic poet
creates at the cutting edge
so mysterious
Haiku # 9900, May 3, 2001 10:32 am ET
by ash
I do see my sin
It is pride, is it the worst...
I think so, but I will write.
And they will be healing words
Haiku # 9899, May 3, 2001 10:32 am ET
by Moxie
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