Pulls up in her boat,
Ties it up and heads ashore:
Grandma has a dock.

Lost one in the wash,
And now her left foot feels cold.
Grandma has a sock.

Your mother's mother
Hitting the pipe in the park:
Grandma has a rock.

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look, it's freak o'clock!
you know what that means, don't you
grandma has a clock

i fink u freaky
gooble gobble one of us
so it continues

The wind picks up now
I hope our newcome poets
Will stay for a while

Maddi'll deliver
seven hundred eighty five
thousand and seven

over the water
i explore the continence
that can leave me moist

Good Morning
I have dispatched this – 785007 - and put it down as a collect.
I have changes this to a Collect
Maddi will delivery
Thanks

Go Argentina!
Defeat the Anglo-saxons...
They are globalists!

Haiku is the Phat.
And my mama is the GOAT.
I am my mama!

haiku is the goat
fact yo haiku is so phat
could be yo mamma

Yo, check ma haiku:
Unh, yeah, ooh ooh ooh, BOO-ya!
Dass whut I'm sayin'

decline non-haiku
because the real stuff's better
you can count on it

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for foot fetishists
with a love of polka dots
des nouvelles musiques

Angine best described:
Mosquitoes play 'out-there' rock
Foot effects. No joke.

White snowballs stacked high
Carrot hanging down below
Frozen stiff all night

Melting in the sun
Stylish drooping gentleman
Softening the view

Two coal eyes stare down
At the branch between his legs
Pointing to the sky

Frosty feels the heat
Standing tall amidst the drift
Icy rod of joy

Winter morning Jack
Snowmen greeting the neighbors
Proudly sticking out.

I ask you, messieurs,
This Angine of whom you speak,
Eh bien, she is who?

angine de poitrine
by being mediocre
is better than most

jungle jane's okay
we love a merry poppin'
reaming the pipes

drown in dopamine
as i swallow the blue pills
no! fuck off, reddit

Happy Days star shines
Pack a rocket in the pants
Big surprise for Marion

Island heat takes hold
Short but packed with heavy wood
Wild nights in Manila.

Frantic buns and beef
Stomach cries a warning sign
Liquid sprint begins.

Booming in the dark
Dumb guys hold the lighting match
Butt winds clear the yard

Angine de Poitrine
Is mediocre at best
Ooh but look....costumes

Excuse me rabbi,
Have you seen my Koran? Wait--
Pull my finger- BOOM !

Excuse me, ape-face
Have you seen my banana?
Why are you leaving?

Il n'y a pas de rien.
Il y a toujours de quoi...
Et bien, j'en ai marre.

Bad old Jane Goodal
She hates all the dark people
Loves that dark monkey

Ma has a grand cock!
She takes the thing out sometimes
To scare grandpa's hen.

Cock has my grand ma!
Bet my half and yours too, then:
Chickened out, got caught!

Ma cock has a grand.
Half for u an half 4 me.
Invest it wisely.

Grandma’s cock is old
A bag of warm pudding, soft
like her memory

which came first, who knows?
breakfast beats philosophy
butter wins again

Polka dot mayhem
Erect nose bouncing in time
Grandma has a cock

I have returned!
Sorry for the very long
haiku hiatus

can't make entendre
without breaking a few eggs
on the karma farm

grandma's cock is old
yet is hard to remember
and hard to forget

Hen-house heritage:
Great rooster has a mother.
(Grand cock has a ma!)

Watch the bot lose it
Once they learn of the secret
Serena Fan Club...

Waiting for answers
Who is Serena, Yasmin?
Why Angela too?

Jewish voodoo trick
Mention an acting career
Watch for chest pain

A Poopy Yasmin
With even poopier pants
Never write again !!

A Poopy Yasmin
With even poopier pants
Never write again !!

Bouncing noses and
alien tones remind me
grandma has a cock