If the Fonz was so
Cool, how come he hung out with
Fuckwits like Potzy?
by Reverend Jim of London, UK
Now, that's not to say
You should put on blue pants,but
Use your fucking head
by Skip Diiskun
Dum dum dum dum dum
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
Smoke on the water.
by RrrrrrrRRR Guest of London, UK
Bad haiku is good.
Oxymoronic? wise? Ahhh!
Think about it! Ahhhhhhhhh!
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
Velvet Underground
From Sweet Jane to Candy Says
This band rocks my world
by Anna
Where are you tonight?
Spinning in circles no doubt
On auto pilot
by Anna
Am I lonesome now?
Yes, I am lonesome tonight
Thank you, internet
by O Solo Mio of Concord, USA
Over vinyards flock
fluttering wings of starlings.
Aerobatic flight.
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, U. S. A.
YOU THINK YOUR LIFE SUCKS?
WELL IT DOES, SO YOU ARE RIGHT
WHEW! SUCKS TO BE YOU!
by MICHELLE of PITTSBURGH, USA
I DO SO HATE MEN
MAYBE I SHOULD CONSIDER
FINDING A GIRLFRIEND
by MICHELLE of PITTSBURGH, USA
Hey pretty birdie
Perched high upon the treetop
Please don't poop on me
by Anna
counting syllables
i had a slight problem there
so sue me okay
by a fan
hollywood bonfire
i enjoy your haiku, but
you are one sick puppy
by a fan
hollywood bonfire
i enjoy your haiku, but
you are one sick puppy
by a fan
Squirrels eating nuts
If they only knew the truth
They're all gonna die
by I.McSuccor of Sarasota, USA
Flying bananas
Have stained the walls around me
Stale, mushy debris
by Anna
I wrote a rock song
called 'let's tit fuck the fat guy'
I should tone it down
by Hollywood Bonfire
Some people think that
I am living in the sun
But it is cold here
by Y10K of Toronto, Canada
Hot origami
Spewing from the Canon's mouth
Aieee!!! Paper jam!
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
Cow Revolution!
We will be discarded on
History
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
If Fate was a cop
I'd shoot him with his gun, and
play with his siren.
by Walter Hale
cops make me nervous
in my trunk I still have those
two rotting pandas
by Hollywood Bonfire
If not for the wife
I'd start me a smack habit
Thanks a lot, you bitch
by Intern
If you have taste buds
You may be up Jacob's Creek
Without a paddle.
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
*sip* *gag* *choke* Chateau
Cookaburra has hints of
Cat's piss and napalm.
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
Don't be shy, mate. Jump
Hard on them. They say it's a
Good Athlete's Foot cure.
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
Don't be shy, mate. Jump
Hard on them. They say it's a
Good Athlete's Foot cure.
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
Australian wine!
This is what it would taste like
If grapes could wee.
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
Oh Mr Ed, quit
Hassling me. Or it's the glue
Factory for you.
by Wilbur's Revenge of London, UK
oh souterini
5 then 7 syllables
then 5 again please
by one guess of sydney, Oz
and renovating
why is it that much slower
than interstellar travel
by ashley of Sydney, Oz
Turning 40
Face cracks
summer, winter
hair gone down sink
by Slinky Remover of Sydney, Australia
Moving, drifting cloud
Smells of bad eggs, with onions
Did somebody fart?
by Ben Haas of Marietta, USA
holy shit I'm small
experiment gone awry
jump from key to key
.
by .
old recurring dream:
Fonz says 'sit on it' to me
first punch breaks his nose
by Hollywood Bonfire
sure I'm a doctor
now let's just take a look here
what the hell is that?
by Hollywood Bonfire
some son of a bitch
kicked my grandma in the balls
and stole all her pills
by Hollywood Bonfire
Silly person
Trying to write good haiku not bad
Go eat a poop
by Marco Esquandolas of RI,
It is the weak who
Do not have the guts to say
What they really think
by overit
Why the Haiku's lack
of onomatopoeia?
Buzz! Click! Burp! Chirp! Poot!
by Reg Reid of Palestine, US
by Reg Reid of Palestine,
Leaves fall pattering
The forests brown red and gold
Autumn in the wind
by Pete of Houston, USA
Unprepossessing
Showers are overrated
Revel in the stink
by Intern
The Man pissed me off
anger's tasty medicine
I fist-fuck his face
by
I get all dyslexic
when it comes to choosing words
With Haiku in mind
by P.Keller of Phoenix, USA
auf boarisch hoasst des
imma no gstanzl macha
mia macha des aa
(that
by bounty of munich, germany
some folks call it strange
when a man like me tries to
piss in his own mouth
by Hollywood Bonfire
pick which co-worker
is most likely to come in
and shoot everyone
by Hollywood Bonfire
i hate the toothache
but surely not as much as
i hate the dentist
by ashley of sydney, nsw
uninspiring
silly, stupid and mindless
bad haiku is great
by noone
