My prized elixir
Purchased through the Amazon
I hate Jeff Bezos
by Cyan of SL
Gas seeps from the swamp
not caring where it goes to
when the bubble pops.
by Methane methods
So sick of this world.
Ppl crap on each other
like it's justified.
I'm no different
and hate myself for all the
things I've said and done.
by End the cycle. of Sin is its own punishment.
I am getting old.
It is no longer funny.
Leave Jesus alone.
by What did he ever do to you?
You can ask Jesus
When you see him at the end
About what he liked.
by Noticer of Christ Jesus
Jesus liked tarot
he also liked anal play
misplaced paper cuts
by the other apostle of esotericville
Where might one purchase
your wonderful elixir,
charming young lady?
by Not locally available, methinks.
Chemi-castration.
More fun if by starving rats.
Or electric probes.
by Your father of Volunteer line.
And so now I wait
With a malice I don’t want
Makes me wish I died
I want you with me
I wonder if you’d noticed
In time you might know
Though I could reset
But sadly, I don’t know how
So I wait, in pain
by Jvk
nom nom shark eat man
jaws jaws jaws jaws jaws jaws jaws
i am bad at this
by Anonymous Poet
Darth Figpucker's Dream
Old cheese dressed in lingerie
solving equations
by Man Marries Old Cheese of Phillipines
I’m so very small
And he was so very tall
Butt to back to butts
by Cyan of Sugar Land
What? What in the butt.
Charlie bit the stinkfinger.
Now watch me neigh neigh
by Anonymous Horse of Horse Shoe Emporium
Old Grogan's loose goat
ate three red shirts off the line
and flagged down the train
by Legends of the Barn
Taco Bell Dollar
Yes. A dollar is valued.
Potatoes are what?!
by Cyan of Taco Bell
How hard it is to
destroy myself when I so
valiantly mend
by Ferg
Best haiku: 3 lines.
Super-processor unit
Embedded in verse
by Best Haiku Under 1000 of Mr Salesname SOMALIA
All y'all clowns so whack.
Talkin' bout yo' DREAMZ and sheet.
Gots ta keep it real.
by Tyrone of tha Haiku Hood Nome Sane?
Hey, Good Morning, y’all
Had another dream last night
But it had bad vibes
by Cyan Chan Chan of SltX
Does migrating pain
indicate blood clots in arm?
Asking for my arm.
by This is getting old... like me.
Why can't I hear/speak
as I did not long ago
To read/write's no prob.
by Thank God for closed caption. of Getting old is for old people... oh wait.
Ducks in the old swamp
swim by the laundry ladies
dumping frothy suds.
by bASHo of ash is the reincarnation of basho, but smells better -- has no BO
it gets frustrating
trying to make up haiku
sans inspiration
by ash
Enough for one day.
All these voices need some rest.
My brain is leaking.
by My cerebral conjoined twin farted on my medula oblongata (sp?)
It's quite a sad thing.
I've only seen Limburger
like twice in my life.
by Only bought it once. of Like overripe brie. Not bad, but not my thing.
Are you a Brony?
I picture a Brony troll.
MLP Fleshlight.
by 4 D batteries.
I'd like to see hair
With Limburger cheese on it:
Hairy cheesy mess.
by Noticer of Hirsute Limburger
I'd like to see Hair
as an all nude opera
sung in Italian.
by Home for the buzzin bees.
I am NOT Cyan!
Pistachio pudding cupcakes!
And neither are we!
by I gots me lots o' ppls in here of but a color ain't one
Me and my lit pipe:
We're letting the world stay fucked...
I'm not smoking crack.
by Noticer of Smoke-rings
If I hear one more
thing about NFT's, I'll
soon be in the news.
by they aren't pets but they are peeves.
It's schizo-babble
Most of what is written here
By you, Darth, Cyan
by Noticer of Names
J.C. Superstar:
Watched a Spanish production.
Fue fantastico.
by Noticer of Superestrellas
Nah, join the army.
You'll get paid to blow stuff up.
What more could you want?
by Be 92.7% of what you can be. of Or something.
I got 14 though
It’s a sign to slip away
Or just run away
by Cyan-Chan of Sl
Below is a link.
Fifteen sociopath traits.
Do you meet all these?
Who doesn't have some?
Don't beat yourself up too bad.
No one is normal.
https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/signs-sociopath
by Momma always said life is like a box of haiku.
But myself is bad
I am a sociopath
I’m all lies, lies, lies
by Cyan of Sugar Land
Why not be yourself.
That would be a pleasant change.
A sincere poet.
I mean, you know, other than vhs and ash.
by Who woulda thunk possible.
I won’t burden you
I’m not serious, okay.
I wish I was me
by Cyan aka me of Here
Carbon Monoxide?
I still live with my parents
So it would be hard
by Cyan- of Werking girl
Carbon monoxide
would be a lot less painful,
but still don't do it.
Why would you bother?
Your crimes/guilt are miniscule.
I mean, you're not me!
And even I am not the evil one.
by Well... not yet.
Sodium nitrite
Effective after starving
To attack blood cells
by CyAn of Here @ work
Talking suicide??
But why forty eight hours?
Something happens then?
by Don't do it.
I spoke about this
The magical potion is….
Sodium Nitrite
by Cyan—hehehe of SlTc
In the ancient past
you'll find what you're looking for.
Do NOT release it.
by There will be war.
What is your potion?
Mai Tai or Margarita?
Not keto milkshake!
by I pray.
Mudballs thrown at cars
by horrid little children
splat on windshields.
by Praunks
No eating right now
Waiting forty-eight hours
Then I take “potion”
by Cyan Cheyenne Whateva of Here there and Everywhere
Hemming hemorrhoids.
Now that's talented crochet!
Horror movie scarf.
by Warm worm.
The rear view mirror
Get to know your own hemorrhoids
and ass foliage
by Moonlight of Vermont
