Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 255 Days and 77188 Haiku later...

Sodium nitrite
Effective after starving
To attack blood cells
Haiku # 74982, February 19, 2022 2:32 pm ET
by CyAn of Here @ work
Talking suicide??
But why forty eight hours?
Something happens then?
Haiku # 74981, February 19, 2022 2:26 pm ET
by Don't do it.
I spoke about this
The magical potion is….
Sodium Nitrite
Haiku # 74980, February 19, 2022 1:24 pm ET
by Cyan—hehehe of SlTc
In the ancient past
you'll find what you're looking for.
Do NOT release it.
Haiku # 74979, February 19, 2022 1:04 pm ET
by There will be war.
What is your potion?
Mai Tai or Margarita?
Not keto milkshake!
Haiku # 74978, February 19, 2022 11:49 am ET
by I pray.
Mudballs thrown at cars
by horrid little children
splat on windshields.
Haiku # 74977, February 19, 2022 10:10 am ET
by Praunks
No eating right now
Waiting forty-eight hours
Then I take “potion”
Haiku # 74976, February 19, 2022 10:09 am ET
by Cyan Cheyenne Whateva of Here there and Everywhere
Hemming hemorrhoids.
Now that's talented crochet!
Horror movie scarf.
Haiku # 74975, February 19, 2022 3:16 am ET
by Warm worm.
The rear view mirror
Get to know your own hemorrhoids
and ass foliage
Haiku # 74973, February 19, 2022 2:38 am ET
by Moonlight of Vermont
Tooth of the gar fish
Fashioned into a necklace
Wear only that, please
Haiku # 74972, February 19, 2022 2:34 am ET
by Meetup of Airport (Phillipines)
Please put your Lubed Corn
in the hole of my bottom;
I will be you box.
Haiku # 74971, February 19, 2022 2:33 am ET
by Nothing like a box of fresh hot cop porn.
U go lick a gar.
Choreographed dancing poo.
And this lifts you up?
Haiku # 74970, February 19, 2022 1:48 am ET
by Lies, all lies, a lifetime of lies. How does it feel to not be real?
A topping for popcorn
Free box with hole in bottom
with Lubed Corn purchase
Haiku # 74969, February 19, 2022 1:30 am ET
by Value of Darth's Earwax (It's garlicky!)
Dig out my ear wax.
Tell me how much you love it.
Oh, my socks don't match?
Haiku # 74967, February 18, 2022 8:35 pm ET
by Gross! of The socks, not the ear wax.
Have you never tried
Pop Rocks in a netti pot
whilst on LSD?
Haiku # 74966, February 18, 2022 8:22 pm ET
by Do it!
I am going to cry.
Please be a little less... dull.
Also obvious.
Haiku # 74965, February 18, 2022 8:20 pm ET
by Exploding brain sanwiches of B/c sometimes fish & chips get old.
Hey! It’s me again
“Are you making fun of me”
Yes. Absolutely.
Haiku # 74964, February 18, 2022 6:56 pm ET
by Cyan who has run a poet off the sight because of my stupidity. I’ll make a choice alright.
Cyan, do the right thing.
Think of all those around you.
And we poets too.
Haiku # 74963, February 18, 2022 6:11 pm ET
by And don't forget ice cream.
Still making a choice
Blah blah blah blah Blah blah-blah
I’m a silly girl
Haiku # 74962, February 18, 2022 5:12 pm ET
by Cyan who is actually SMILING THRU THE tears of Hola
What-What in the Butt.
The greatest song of our age.
Everything you need!
Haiku # 74961, February 18, 2022 2:12 pm ET
by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&t=15s
Subject line is: Hey
Haven’t spoken in awhile
I’d like to chat soon
Haiku # 74960, February 18, 2022 11:53 am ET
by From Cyan of Emails from Sugar Land
cowpoke change your ways!
you really shouldn't poke cows.
that's not very nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=xiqZ7x3WkyE
Haiku # 74959, February 18, 2022 8:44 am ET
by It's the cheese. of demon pressure. must rest or they burst out.
Love lady fingers.
Fourth of July picnic snacks.
At Cannibal Ranch.
Haiku # 74958, February 18, 2022 8:29 am ET
by Toasted and Roasted!
not into "roxy".
but it was worth checking out.
thanks i guess suppose.
Haiku # 74957, February 18, 2022 8:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you forgot "septic"
i happen to have noticed
fingers? who needs them!
Haiku # 74956, February 18, 2022 8:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nothing screams hot stuff
Like overweight cannibals
Burning their fingers
Haiku # 74954, February 18, 2022 6:24 am ET
by Ouch Darn Warm of Tart
You cannot improve
if you're already perfect.
Talkin' 'bout Cyan.
Haiku # 74953, February 18, 2022 5:15 am ET
by Bald girls are hot!
I think you can buy
DYI lobotomy
kits on Amazon.
Haiku # 74952, February 18, 2022 4:55 am ET
by Or used on ebay.
My envy for you
So makes me want to hate you
I am so shattered

Lobotomize me
I barely joke anymore
Catatonic joy
Haiku # 74950, February 18, 2022 12:50 am ET
by f2m
Butt butt in the WHAT?
I'm talking about music.
Get your head out your
Haiku # 74947, February 17, 2022 11:12 pm ET
by Assessing the Assets of 70s Glam-rock.
I was here for Seth
Took pictures to remember
But I’ll still forget
Haiku # 74946, February 17, 2022 11:07 pm ET
by Cyan who can’t think of anything to better her life
I'll check out roxy.
Later though, not right this sec.
My music is weird.
Haiku # 74945, February 17, 2022 9:25 pm ET
by I phink you freaky. of What-what in the butt. Etc.
This might sound kinky.
I want to be crucified.
Upside down and nude.
Haiku # 74944, February 17, 2022 9:20 pm ET
by Things might get messy.
Hey Darth, I wonder:
do you like Roxy Music?
They were a great band.
Haiku # 74943, February 17, 2022 9:19 pm ET
by Bryan Ferry Was/Is a Master of R + R
A movie pirate
pirating pirate movies.
Expensive key lime.
Haiku # 74942, February 17, 2022 9:16 pm ET
by Pie rates are going up.
I think we should meet.
You kill me then I'll kill you.
Wait, that might not work.

Cannibalism?
Make a tasty roast of me.
Sell the sandwiches.
Haiku # 74941, February 17, 2022 9:13 pm ET
by Logistic difficulties.
I’m waiting for it
Perfect opportunity
Slip away and die
Haiku # 74940, February 17, 2022 9:00 pm ET
by It’s fucking me again of You know where (Cyan Land)
Membranous balloon
nasal cavity exit
spiritgasm blast.
Haiku # 74939, February 17, 2022 6:05 pm ET
by Ouchy
There was a strange clown.
Jugular the Juggler.
On his unibike.
Haiku # 74938, February 17, 2022 5:58 pm ET
by Juggalo Family of Shotgun this 500cc 'TussinDM.
Where are all the birds?
They are waiting for the worms.
For the worms to come.
Haiku # 74937, February 17, 2022 5:38 pm ET
by sic(k) of Birdfeeder
I am still at work
My manager made me boss
While he is sick
Haiku # 74935, February 17, 2022 12:35 pm ET
by Cyan the Jefe of The Team
Changing the subject
implies involvement and guilt,
murder and stealing
Haiku # 74934, February 17, 2022 10:27 am ET
by Beady eyes and flapping heads
Hockey Canada
It’s truly phenomenal
Buddhist and Catholic
Haiku # 74933, February 17, 2022 8:57 am ET
by Cyan like actually of I’m bad headed and blah blah Sleitchen
That Justin Trudeau!
Such a sly stylish fellow.
I sure love that boy.
Haiku # 74932, February 17, 2022 6:42 am ET
by Maple Leaf Rag of Scott Joplin
Brown's a good color
to identify with if
you're a piece of shit.

When 900 years old you've reached, look as good you will not, hmm?

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Haiku # 74931, February 17, 2022 3:55 am ET
by Brown
An apartment is
something you would want to die
for? That's just insane!
Haiku # 74930, February 17, 2022 3:23 am ET
by Even with a bad brain, things don't add up. of We should all be colors. I will be brown, for obvious reasons.
So, sk, it seems there
is doom & gloom around the
corner. Is it true?
Haiku # 74929, February 17, 2022 3:16 am ET
by Digging has paid off.
I finally ate
I haven’t eaten all day
Time to go night night
Haiku # 74927, February 16, 2022 7:18 pm ET
by Cyan who is talking of going to actual sleep
Here, have some nachos.
All organic plantain chips
drenched with limburger.
Haiku # 74926, February 16, 2022 5:38 pm ET
by Damn hippies, get off my lawn!
On that day in March
The apartment goes back up
And be rented out
Haiku # 74925, February 16, 2022 5:08 pm ET
by Cyan of Not my apartment tho
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