I spoke about this
The magical potion is….
Sodium Nitrite

In the ancient past
you'll find what you're looking for.
Do NOT release it.

What is your potion?
Mai Tai or Margarita?
Not keto milkshake!

Mudballs thrown at cars
by horrid little children
splat on windshields.

No eating right now
Waiting forty-eight hours
Then I take “potion”

Hemming hemorrhoids.
Now that's talented crochet!
Horror movie scarf.

The rear view mirror
Get to know your own hemorrhoids
and ass foliage

Tooth of the gar fish
Fashioned into a necklace
Wear only that, please

Please put your Lubed Corn
in the hole of my bottom;
I will be you box.

U go lick a gar.
Choreographed dancing poo.
And this lifts you up?

A topping for popcorn
Free box with hole in bottom
with Lubed Corn purchase

Dig out my ear wax.
Tell me how much you love it.
Oh, my socks don't match?

Have you never tried
Pop Rocks in a netti pot
whilst on LSD?

I am going to cry.
Please be a little less... dull.
Also obvious.

Hey! It’s me again
“Are you making fun of me”
Yes. Absolutely.

Cyan, do the right thing.
Think of all those around you.
And we poets too.

Still making a choice
Blah blah blah blah Blah blah-blah
I’m a silly girl

What-What in the Butt.
The greatest song of our age.
Everything you need!

Subject line is: Hey
Haven’t spoken in awhile
I’d like to chat soon

cowpoke change your ways!
you really shouldn't poke cows.
that's not very nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=xiqZ7x3WkyE

Love lady fingers.
Fourth of July picnic snacks.
At Cannibal Ranch.

not into "roxy".
but it was worth checking out.
thanks i guess suppose.

you forgot "septic"
i happen to have noticed
fingers? who needs them!

Nothing screams hot stuff
Like overweight cannibals
Burning their fingers

You cannot improve
if you're already perfect.
Talkin' 'bout Cyan.

I think you can buy
DYI lobotomy
kits on Amazon.

My envy for you
So makes me want to hate you
I am so shattered

Lobotomize me
I barely joke anymore
Catatonic joy

Butt butt in the WHAT?
I'm talking about music.
Get your head out your

I was here for Seth
Took pictures to remember
But I’ll still forget

I'll check out roxy.
Later though, not right this sec.
My music is weird.

This might sound kinky.
I want to be crucified.
Upside down and nude.

Hey Darth, I wonder:
do you like Roxy Music?
They were a great band.

A movie pirate
pirating pirate movies.
Expensive key lime.

I think we should meet.
You kill me then I'll kill you.
Wait, that might not work.

Cannibalism?
Make a tasty roast of me.
Sell the sandwiches.

I’m waiting for it
Perfect opportunity
Slip away and die

Membranous balloon
nasal cavity exit
spiritgasm blast.

There was a strange clown.
Jugular the Juggler.
On his unibike.

Where are all the birds?
They are waiting for the worms.
For the worms to come.

I am still at work
My manager made me boss
While he is sick

Changing the subject
implies involvement and guilt,
murder and stealing

Hockey Canada
It’s truly phenomenal
Buddhist and Catholic

That Justin Trudeau!
Such a sly stylish fellow.
I sure love that boy.

Brown's a good color
to identify with if
you're a piece of shit.

When 900 years old you've reached, look as good you will not, hmm?

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An apartment is
something you would want to die
for? That's just insane!

So, sk, it seems there
is doom & gloom around the
corner. Is it true?

I finally ate
I haven’t eaten all day
Time to go night night

Here, have some nachos.
All organic plantain chips
drenched with limburger.

On that day in March
The apartment goes back up
And be rented out

Those are beautiful
answers, my friends. I mean that.
Thanks for that laughter.

It's much needed as old age settles in like that first hard frost, killing all the life above ground. But I think this time it... words are not coming to me... Let's just say it's getting dark in the old egg noggin. No worries though.

I just wish I could reverse time and undo a LOT of things. Life. Well, I guess my evils are just little ones compared to shit I see in news these days. But still...

I really needed that laughter, so thanks. Coffee, mint chocolate chip, anything with berries. Egg nog, but that's only seasonal... and hard to find!

But still, what's on the 22nd? If you don't mind.
Big changes in my life also... Strange parallels.

One thing I realize a bit late... To be a good person doesn't really mean you have to actively be good... It's more about just not being a dick to ppl. And I have been, many times.

I take my ice cream
Festooned with cigarette butts
For the fire and ice