My envy for you
So makes me want to hate you
I am so shattered

Lobotomize me
I barely joke anymore
Catatonic joy

Butt butt in the WHAT?
I'm talking about music.
Get your head out your

I was here for Seth
Took pictures to remember
But I’ll still forget

I'll check out roxy.
Later though, not right this sec.
My music is weird.

This might sound kinky.
I want to be crucified.
Upside down and nude.

Hey Darth, I wonder:
do you like Roxy Music?
They were a great band.

A movie pirate
pirating pirate movies.
Expensive key lime.

I think we should meet.
You kill me then I'll kill you.
Wait, that might not work.

Cannibalism?
Make a tasty roast of me.
Sell the sandwiches.

I’m waiting for it
Perfect opportunity
Slip away and die

Membranous balloon
nasal cavity exit
spiritgasm blast.

There was a strange clown.
Jugular the Juggler.
On his unibike.

Where are all the birds?
They are waiting for the worms.
For the worms to come.

I am still at work
My manager made me boss
While he is sick

Changing the subject
implies involvement and guilt,
murder and stealing

Hockey Canada
It’s truly phenomenal
Buddhist and Catholic

That Justin Trudeau!
Such a sly stylish fellow.
I sure love that boy.

Brown's a good color
to identify with if
you're a piece of shit.

When 900 years old you've reached, look as good you will not, hmm?

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An apartment is
something you would want to die
for? That's just insane!

So, sk, it seems there
is doom & gloom around the
corner. Is it true?

I finally ate
I haven’t eaten all day
Time to go night night

Here, have some nachos.
All organic plantain chips
drenched with limburger.

On that day in March
The apartment goes back up
And be rented out

Those are beautiful
answers, my friends. I mean that.
Thanks for that laughter.

It's much needed as old age settles in like that first hard frost, killing all the life above ground. But I think this time it... words are not coming to me... Let's just say it's getting dark in the old egg noggin. No worries though.

I just wish I could reverse time and undo a LOT of things. Life. Well, I guess my evils are just little ones compared to shit I see in news these days. But still...

I really needed that laughter, so thanks. Coffee, mint chocolate chip, anything with berries. Egg nog, but that's only seasonal... and hard to find!

But still, what's on the 22nd? If you don't mind.
Big changes in my life also... Strange parallels.

One thing I realize a bit late... To be a good person doesn't really mean you have to actively be good... It's more about just not being a dick to ppl. And I have been, many times.

I take my ice cream
Festooned with cigarette butts
For the fire and ice

I have missed you, Darth
You helped me through a dark time
Step into the light

My favorite ice cream
Chocolate with chocolate chips
Inside of a cone

Noticer is she
Also known as Starkitten
Purrcific Northwest

Muscle Milk talking?
I choose Darth Figpucker's wrath
You gonna throw cheese?

Darth's favorite ice cream
The kind a little kid drops
on the cruel sidewalk

What about ice cream?
What's your favorite brand/flavor?
Noticer knows mine.

What's March twenty-two.
What could you be waiting for?
The death of the Darth?

March 22nd
I will be waiting for it
Or I will be dead

I am not Janis
Janis has nuked my poems
The really sad ones

I miss vhs,
ash, iamback, and others.
Cyan is Janis.

And Janis is noticer, the naughty enticer, icer of drinks for the brain freeze slushy of the soul scorcher.
Pain increases, the lease is expired, I've been fired.
LIVE! BE HAPPY NOW! OR FACE MY WRATH!

What's your favorite ice cream. Anyone? Ever mix it with Bailey's or some other fine liquer? That's a nice thing to do... make it for someone you care about as a surprise. I order you. Do it today! Before it's too late!

That extra Cyan was a Darth!

That extra syllable was a fart

What a gorgeous day
I just got some new stickers
I want to gift them

I still have that crush

But, let's keep it on the hush
I like it slow, no rush

Yes, well, OK Darth.
Your split personalities
Are all on display.

That's hardly a sin.
Try to be a good person.
Get on with your life.

We all do dumb stuff
we wish that we could take back.
My whole life's like that.

The worst sin I’ve done?
I do not want to improve
So it is all moot

Okay... what the hell did you do so unforgivable?
Bomb nursing homes?
Child prostitution ring?
Nursing home prostitution ring?
Purposely spread HIV?
Left home w/o mask?
Bought single-use plastic?
Imitate another poet?

Jesus forgives you.
But will you forgive yourself?
That is what matters.

The two other syllables were dog farts

I don’t want to live
In a world of my own wrongs
Unforgivable

You won't believe it,
but, yes, I really do care.
It's time I should go.

I don't want to see
Cyan die by cyanide.
Or anything else.

Are you afraid then
And by that I mean of change
This is Bad Haiku!

I'll charge admission.
Twenty dollars at the door.
One million to leave!

Here's my strategy.
I must empty out my skull
to trap them inside.

A lethal dose is
about twenty-five grams and
would be kind of slow.

But let's talk demons.
I inhabit their thick heads.
They love me for it.

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Are U effing kidding me?
Well preserved I guess.