You misspelled my name
You jerked off on my Bible
You ate all my cheese!
by Mother Fuckin' Teresa of No H
I don't remember
ever insulting Mother
Theresa on here.
You sure that was me?
Anything is possible.
But doesn't sound right.
by Hitler's last fart was when he evacuated his bowels when he shot himself. of That's why I always eat high fiber food.
I would rather watch
rabbit than rabbi videos
for three hours straight.
by Oy vay! Herschel, did you forget the salmon lox again?! of My mother's coming over and I told her we'd have salmon lox! You putz! I don't care if the prices are high! Don't be such a Jew!
David Lee's a fake.
He's never seen Panama.
Nor runs with Satan.
by What a phony!
Contemplate nature.
Wait, I need my cellphone first.
Take lots of selfies.
Leave the world of man.
Is it even possible?
Sick of all this shit.
by Maybe I should read Ted Kazinsky's manefesto. of Probably more poetic than this.
I saw those birds fly.
There's no even, only odd.
Even means all will die.
by We are all equal in the eyes of the colonel. of KFC
2022
Flightless birds will get even!
It's gizzard power!!
by Angry Birds of Everywhere!
Is it wrong to laugh
when watching Chubbyemu
youtube videos?
by Over the young willow.
Okay, one thing I'll ask:
What's with you and willow trees?
Symbolize something?
by ?????????????
Drunk Yoda on floor.
Needed the money, he did.
Death sticks ain't cheap, yo.
He died for your sins.
Then he became a "Force ghost".
'Cause it makes money.
by One billion dollars.
Jesus, you're obsessed.
Did I wrong you in some way?
Wouldn't surprise me.
Soon you'll have revenge.
Reveal yourselves to Jedi.
On YouPorn dot com.
by Darth Isaac FigNewtonPucker of For every action, there's a troll.
One-of-a-kind gifts
Mother Teresa's dry cunt
Hitler's last known fart
by Old Willow Pawn Shoppe of Just past the Old Willow exit
Drunk yoga on floor.
Darth Figpucker residence.
2 sticky rum balls
by witness to one man show of Under Mistletoe
Christmas in a glass,
Piquant, sweet, season’s flavors;
Egg nog and spiced rum
by Dr. Figjam of Montreal
Wait up. Hold the phone.
You can trip on epicac???
Pharmacy's open!
by I'm so there! of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOuL8ow8F80
sleitchen x is you?!
Oh wow! I'm your biggest fan!
... well, no, not really.
by Interesting videos, though.
Gift wrapped syllables
Do not open 'til Christmas
(there's a fart inside)
by Fart Robot of Meth Lab
Omicron Variant:
another name for a cold.
Neurotic leftists...
by Ahhhh CHOO of At You
If I could be three,
I would be a ho ho ho.
Bad boy all year long.
Wash my mouth with soap.
Feet turned black from coal in socks.
Captured by Krampus.
by Do you ever get Kramps? of December 5 is the day I get gifts!
What I want this year
are Santa Claus Underoos.
I'd be a big ho.
by Let Santa sit on your lap, Madame Dominatrix. of Santa's been a bad boy this year. Punish me good!
Thrift store underwear
also makes a good Christmas
gift stocking stuffer.
by Prestained, ordained, and insane.
Try something different.
This Christmas, giftwrap a turd.
It's the thought that counts.
by Thinker of Stinker
What is wrong with me???
I have given up egg nog.
I must not be well.
by Mental disorder.
I don't think it's wrong;
leaving bombs for porch pirates.
Spread the Chistmas cheer.
by Praise Jesus!
Banana nut bread.
The perfect Christmas dessert.
At least it is now.
by Jesus would approve. of Put 2054 candles in it.
Petition the judge
Let me eat myself to death
Buffet behind bars
by Incarcerated Hernia of KFC Pipeline
Which would be more fun,
electric chair, firing squad,
or hung by the neck?
by Until dead, dead, dead! of ... Maybe crucifixion. That would be cool.
When I'm put to death
maybe they'll give me ostrich
for my last meal.
by That would be nice. of Dreaming of electrified sheep.
As Tiny Tim said,
"God bless us, everyone!"
And they all ate goose.
by I've never eaten goose. If it's like duck, too fatty for me. of Turkey is best. Though I'd like to try ostrich some day.
Try YouPorn instead.
Upload your neighbor's wife nude,
Sunbathing topless.
No need to argue.
Just get naked and wank it.
You'll feel much better.
by Poly-ticks are dumb.
You send me YouTube.
I send you different YouTube.
And we get nowhere.
by Everyone Is An Expert These Days
i am too busy
arguing politics on
another platform
by vhs of no woman no cry
The language of farts.
What are your farts telling you?
Read your underwear!
by Rita Brownstain of Bestsmelling Author
Egyptian dessert.
I call it my baklava.
Plugs up my sphinxter.
by PISTACHIO!!!... Excuse me. of gesundheit
Liberals eat shit.
Conservatives eat lib shit.
That's recycling!
by We're not too far away from it. Right around the corner. So to speak.
We theorize then,
when you strip off your undies,
that is ERROTIC.
by Sigmond Freud's boner of Wear underoos next time!
I realize now,
when you strip away the fluff,
Libs are NEUROTIC.
by Woody Allen's Therapist's Plumber of Upper Manhattan, Idaho
I am now afraid
to inhale my own breath. HELP!
I'm the new Normal.
by Norm Normie of Norman Invasion 1066
Omigod, so scared...
New variant, omigod...
Might infect myself.
by Locked in My Bathroom Wearing 3 Masks, Sobbing of Omigod Surge
Suicidal Acts:
One of the most compelling
books in the Bible !
by Saint Saul of Tarsus Being Chased by Jewish Mob
Egyptian desert
I call it my litterbox
You can call me Sphinx
by Sphinx of Litterbox (Egyptian desert)
When I take the train
I never wear any clothes.
Why my commute stinks.
by The only passenger with a brown ticket of Asscrak
I think it's Boeing
that you read on that chopper.
Chopped up many lads.
by Probably Apache.
When is the last time
you tried suicidal acts?
Well, boy, that's too long!
by Riding nude on the top of a high speed train. You can do it!
wait a minute you
said get into the choppah
do it now, did i ...
by vhs of ...did i see Cuisnart on that chopper brand?
You have been evil.
Take responsibility.
Seek your punishment.
by Do it now!
How do poets know
whether... nah, I won't say it.
Too predictable.
by Q Anonymous Pooet
"Eternal Return":
Just some syphilitic thought
in Nietzsche's sick brain.
by Hug Your Donkey of Philosophy
How does a bird know
whether they're taking a shit
or laying an egg?
by Chloe A. Ka' Hole of Hawaii
Dare to imagine!
Baby Yoda pleasure doll.
And rechargeable!
by $89.99
