Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #74473
Drunk Yoda on floor.
Needed the money, he did.
Death sticks ain't cheap, yo.

He died for your sins.
Then he became a "Force ghost".
'Cause it makes money.
Haiku #74473
Posted: December 24, 2021 5:15 am ET
Poet & location: One billion dollars.