Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #74460
If I could be three,
I would be a ho ho ho.
Bad boy all year long.

Wash my mouth with soap.
Feet turned black from coal in socks.
Captured by Krampus.
Haiku #74460
Posted: December 23, 2021 9:23 am ET
Poet & location: Do you ever get Kramps? of December 5 is the day I get gifts!