Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 21 Days and 76196 Haiku later...

When reindeers fly high
they defecate in the sky
Here's mud in your eye
Haiku # 74330, December 18, 2021 2:31 am ET
by Smudge of Sludge Fudge
Lmao, I
Say it again lma...
Oh oh oh oh.. ohhhh...
Haiku # 74329, December 17, 2021 10:15 pm ET
by Vhs
President Kanye
That would have been so awesome
He's fucking crazy
Haiku # 74328, December 17, 2021 8:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm solipsistic,
I think it's all about ME.
That's why I love you.
Haiku # 74327, December 17, 2021 5:59 pm ET
by As Long As You Are Pretty of Course...
I'm Calvinistic:
God's sovereignly elected...
So - I'm His problem.
Haiku # 74326, December 17, 2021 5:56 pm ET
by Luther Von Knox of Saxony Mit Bratwurst
I'm masochistic
So you realize now then I
Enjoy the harsh pain
Haiku # 74325, December 17, 2021 3:38 pm ET
by Vhs
Can you please explain?
You think one of these are "GOOD"?
I guess I'll die now.
Haiku # 74324, December 17, 2021 12:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Pooet
every damn time im not
here and you post GOOD haiku!
flavor them with salt!
Haiku # 74323, December 17, 2021 12:02 pm ET
by vhs
Rather amusing answer
Haiku # 74322, December 17, 2021 10:18 am ET
by DonaldNum of Oman
Heather Williams farted
during PE class and we have
photographic proof of the fart.
Haiku # 74321, December 17, 2021 9:03 am ET
by Eric
We all deserve "it".
You more than anyone else.
You who now reads this.
Haiku # 74320, December 16, 2021 5:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Pooet
Santa is Satan.
He distracts dead souls from truth.
He might be Jewish.
Haiku # 74319, December 16, 2021 3:29 pm ET
by Rebbe of Reindeer
What time? What channel?
Vengeance is good for ratings.
True must see tv
Haiku # 74318, December 16, 2021 1:48 pm ET
by Studio Audience
All of them will pay.
They will feel my vengeance SOON.
They will beg for death.
Haiku # 74317, December 16, 2021 10:47 am ET
by Not Sure Who But They Deserve It
I mean three LINE check.
Not three link. We don't need links.
Missing links maybe.
Haiku # 74316, December 16, 2021 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous pooet.
Testing the waters.
I'm doing your work for you.
Please send me a check.

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Haiku # 74315, December 16, 2021 9:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Three link checker.
Syllable is too difficult.
But allow nude pics.
Haiku # 74314, December 16, 2021 9:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just about ready.
Next year will be good to die.
I hope that I poop.
Haiku # 74313, December 16, 2021 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Was going to im-
-plement a sylable che-
-cker. Now not so sure
Haiku # 74312, December 16, 2021 9:16 am ET
by Janis of Go pick on someone your own size, botfarm.
I have a lot more
where that came from, however
you're hard of hearing.
Haiku # 74311, December 16, 2021 9:11 am ET
by Author of Book of Hebrews (NYT Best-seller!)
Hard time of the year
for Moslems, Jews and Atheists.
please remember them.
Haiku # 74310, December 16, 2021 9:08 am ET
by Saint John Knox of East Lothian 1568
God can have it all:
absurd data-driven shit
that passes for life.
Haiku # 74309, December 16, 2021 9:06 am ET
by Pastel Shades of Another Corporate PowerPoint Presentation
I wouldn't call this art.
Hell, it's not even functional.
But here you are.
Haiku # 74308, December 16, 2021 8:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Special Processed American Meat.
Self-Propogating Alternative Media.
Spanking Penguins All Month.
Haiku # 74307, December 16, 2021 7:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And Libertarian.
Haiku # 74306, December 16, 2021 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You left out Librarians.
Haiku # 74305, December 16, 2021 6:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thieves and murderers.
Whores, pornographers, and pimps.
These are the poets.
Haiku # 74304, December 16, 2021 5:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Talk about Jacko:
a horrible role-model,
a bad musician.
Haiku # 74302, December 15, 2021 10:20 am ET
by ABC, Easy as 123 of Do Re Mi
Jizz Lane. There's a stain.
Listen for the old refrain
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt!
Haiku # 74300, December 14, 2021 9:06 pm ET
by The Law Orifices of Cuntfart Cuntfart and Cunt
Ghislaine. Such a pain.
So what does she stand to gain?
Will you please explain?
Haiku # 74299, December 14, 2021 8:34 pm ET
by Some Haiku Writer Not On Payroll of MI6, CIA, Mossad or KGB
i wonder where the
spam is coming from right now
and what can be done
Haiku # 74298, December 14, 2021 3:51 pm ET
by vhs
I've got no front teeth
You'll find me at the ice rink
I enjoy fine cheese
Haiku # 74295, December 14, 2021 11:51 am ET
by Puck Hattricker of Ice Rink
russian haiku will
haiku you! now drink kvass and
play tetris y'all
Haiku # 74294, December 14, 2021 11:05 am ET
by vhs
Russian spam: it's gross.
Do not ask how they make it
or what is in it.
Haiku # 74292, December 14, 2021 5:35 am ET
by Missing Dissidents of Industrial Meat-processing Metaphor
There was an old man: limerick-writer from Japan...
Day-job was haiku.
Haiku # 74291, December 14, 2021 5:31 am ET
by Syllabalogically Challenged of Unglazed Raku Ceramic Chamberpot of Verse
The oldest haiku
hung in the air, like a fart
Stop and smell the art
Haiku # 74289, December 14, 2021 1:27 am ET
by Gallery of Fart
Lobster theatre
Lots of singing and dancing
But not much story
Haiku # 74288, December 13, 2021 11:27 pm ET
by But hey, they're just lobsters so what do you expect ?
What-hey! Tally-ho!
And a hey nonny nonny
Right-ho, guv'nor. Cor.
Haiku # 74287, December 13, 2021 10:35 pm ET
by A Frenchman
Battery double
Eh. Canadian made good
For tirty below
Haiku # 74286, December 13, 2021 9:55 pm ET
by Vhs
I bought some butter.
But it was bitter, so I
bought better butter.
Haiku # 74285, December 13, 2021 11:12 am ET
by Betty Baughter
I bought an iron.
But the damn thing didn't work.
So I returned it.
Haiku # 74284, December 13, 2021 10:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Irony is not
What it used to be quite the
Irony I think
Haiku # 74283, December 13, 2021 8:01 am ET
by Vhs
Your favorite robot
Does it look more machine like?
More like a person?
Haiku # 74282, December 13, 2021 4:55 am ET
by Robot of Choice
Vermin free living
My New Year's rezolution
Suggestions welcomed
Haiku # 74281, December 13, 2021 4:51 am ET
by Dawg of Rez
Seems like nothing helps.
Not even Tom Boseley helps.
Not even the Lord...
Haiku # 74280, December 13, 2021 3:57 am ET
by Existential Emptiness of Sleep that Went Away
Insomnia. Night.
The sense of abandonment
Challenges my faith.
Haiku # 74279, December 13, 2021 3:53 am ET
by Hoping For an Outcome of Light
Face like an old dog
Memories of Tom Bosley
wagging his penis
Haiku # 74278, December 13, 2021 3:47 am ET
by Pack of Curs
But that Donna Reed,
She blows Tom Boseley away.
And his penis too.
Haiku # 74277, December 12, 2021 9:50 pm ET
by Stimmy Jewart of Hollywouldn't
Tom Boseley featured
on "It's a Wonderful Life"
Disc side 2: outtakes
Haiku # 74276, December 12, 2021 9:45 pm ET
by His Sweater Was Horrendous of I Was Almost Crying
I saw Tom Bosley!
Had no idea he's real.
Why is he famous?
Haiku # 74275, December 12, 2021 9:16 pm ET
by Besides His Much-mentioned Member of Ask Uncle Darth
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