It's call and response.
African call and response.
That's what it is, Lord.
by Syncopation of Aryan Nation
Elves live in my brain.
They all had diarrhea.
This haiku came out.
by Literary septic rupture.
Darth, should I watch the new South Park?
by your friend, Starkitten
After I wrote this
I wiped hard seventeen times
but it's still dirty.
by OCD of PNW
The electric chair
fries your ass like baloney
and roasts your weiner
by Reddy Kilowatt of Power Lunch
Moxie, you know what?
You are way too sensitive.
But prolly good guy.
by Allies Needed to Bully Bullies
I can suggests to
visit to you a site which
are many question.
by Asian Bot of Needs ESOL Classes
Your haiku are bad.
Your testicles are rancid.
You're a samurai.
by really!
Ahem: Breeze of dusk
Pale lotus floats below bridge.
Shrine lanterns lit. Burp.
by I Wish I was Lit of But it's not 11:30 am yet...
But seriously,
Haiku's unsustainable;
Releases methane.
by Hunter Biden of Ukrainian National Gas Board of Erectors
Hey Greta Thunberg:
your haiku is APPALLING.
Take a fucking walk.
by But Please Do Not Swear of The Kids Are Asleep
Oh sire, dark tidings:
the foe is now at our gate
and wants ta git DOWN.
by Bassline with Scratch Guitar of Medieval Feudalism
Ah caint git enuf
of that funky stuff. Well well.
Oh yaas chile. Funkay.
by That 70's Voice of Ohio Players
Now haiku rages.
Now I'm a desperate poet.
Now I vomit verse.
by Curse of Adverse Hearse Call the Nurse
I'm a get DOWN now.
ALL the way down. The boogie.
Don't fall off your shoes.
by Kool of The Jungle
Ungh! Jungle boogie.
Hah! I gots to git down. Unh!
Ha! Shake it around.
by That Funky Jungle Beat of 1970's Platform Shoes
Yo, it's Ladies Night!
as in "for women - not men".
Greta: "How DARE you".
by Cisgender Bigot of Count Your Chromosomes
I am Tom Bosley.
You, as well, are Tom Bosely.
In Tom, we are one.
by One Male Organ, that is of Even the Ladies Too
Oh Joy! Haiku love
Is dripping all over me.
I might need a towel...
by Dizzying Heights of Haiku (almost got arrested)
Yay! It's a new day !
To say "hey", to play, and pray
that Darth would stay gay.
by Meaning, of course, filled with carefree delight of Wearing Studded Black Leather With a Glitter Dog Leash Around His Fabulous
Anthony Weiner:
Got roasted by a laptop
Between Huma's buns.
by He Wrote, With Relish of Frankfurt, Zimbabwe with Onions
The electric chair
fries your ass like baloney
and roasts your weiner
by Reddy Kilowatt of Power Lunch
None of this matters
Why do we even bother?
Tom Bosley's penis
by Now In Zesty Ranch Flavor
None of this matters
why do we even bother
Tom Bosley's penis
by Back again and even fresher than before
That Merri Clayton.
Sang so hard she miscarried.
She needed shelter.
by Too Much 70s Music
Came out from closet
The 1.69 Gaycraft
In this date, it's cool.
by So many genders to choose from!
Came out days ago
The 1.18 Minecraft
Update and it's cool
by cursedmints
Back-end dream catcher
Charcoal infused underwear
You'll be popular!
by Downwinder Patel of Kakastain
Discord and chaos.
Imperfect vulgarities.
Megs are not dinos.
Except Meg Ryan.
She's a Bangajoosipus.
I would dig her bones.
by Paleontologistic Phenominal Phenomenon.
Megalodon dung
steaming like Christmas pudding
Get figgywith it!
by Fignacious D. of Figippines
Have you ever thought
about the experience
of stepping in shit?
by Kaka of dinosaurs
If you know the word
'deplorable,' then you are
not a hillbilly.
by I am plorable. You can plore me all night long.
I'm jest a old DUNCE.
Dee-plorable hillbilly.
That shore is ME. Burppp . . .
by Linguistics Department Head of Great Smoky Mountains, Praise Jeeesis
The phaseless peasant is peed to crotch ({!})
by Maximum Maxims of Minnie Mice
The crotchless pheasant, is phased to pee >:-(
by The Omigod virus.
The matchless phrase, is pleasant to me :)
by HectorCax of Costa Rica
Don't play out of tune.
But would you go to the moon
for a Lorna Doone?
by I wouldn't. They are bland. of Blast from the past.
If you lift your kilt
I'll play a little number
on your old bagpipes
by Lorna of Doonebuggy
Would you let me walk
across your kitchen table
like the cats in France?
by brush of whisker
Kidnap rich children?
Sell nuns' blood to satanists?
Onling Zoom classes?
Oh, here's a good one:
Catnip fragrance cat litter.
But will you use it?
by Oh, I know, you've started an OnlyFans page. :-O
I think you're saying
only the toilet's fullfilled
by me, no one else.
by Good one! of It fullfilled and filled full.
I've been away, Darth
for my new business venture
Haiku does not pay
by Millionairekitten of PNW
the only spot some will
fillfill is the poo they sit
whilst feeding herr john
by vhs
Things are so quiet.
Did you take some "edibles"?
Staring at your shoe?
I think you should try
some medicinal cocaine.
Santa's elves do it.
by Think about it!
That's not a problem.
I often have my pants down.
I should wear a kilt.
by But I effing can't stand bagpipes.
The SpaceX Raptor
Rocket engines burn methane.
Great minds stink alike.
by I wish my last name was Musk. of I'd be extra stinky. Deodorant is like soooo last year.
It'll happen fast.
You'll get caught with your pants down.
Like that Pompeii dude
by echo of lavatory
Uh oh, we're all doomed.
It was inevitable.
I just hope it's fast.
by You'll see.
That wasn't Jesus.
Christ doesn't have a Great Dane
It was Shaggy Doo
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Jesus spoke to me.
He said I should forgive you.
Then He changed His mind.
by He sees all!
