But seriously,
Haiku's unsustainable;
Releases methane.

Hey Greta Thunberg:
your haiku is APPALLING.
Take a fucking walk.

Oh sire, dark tidings:
the foe is now at our gate
and wants ta git DOWN.

Ah caint git enuf
of that funky stuff. Well well.
Oh yaas chile. Funkay.

Now haiku rages.
Now I'm a desperate poet.
Now I vomit verse.

I'm a get DOWN now.
ALL the way down. The boogie.
Don't fall off your shoes.

Ungh! Jungle boogie.
Hah! I gots to git down. Unh!
Ha! Shake it around.

Yo, it's Ladies Night!
as in "for women - not men".
Greta: "How DARE you".

I am Tom Bosley.
You, as well, are Tom Bosely.
In Tom, we are one.

Oh Joy! Haiku love
Is dripping all over me.
I might need a towel...

Yay! It's a new day !
To say "hey", to play, and pray
that Darth would stay gay.

Anthony Weiner:
Got roasted by a laptop
Between Huma's buns.

The electric chair
fries your ass like baloney
and roasts your weiner

None of this matters
Why do we even bother?
Tom Bosley's penis

None of this matters
why do we even bother
Tom Bosley's penis

That Merri Clayton.
Sang so hard she miscarried.
She needed shelter.

Came out from closet
The 1.69 Gaycraft
In this date, it's cool.

Came out days ago
The 1.18 Minecraft
Update and it's cool

Back-end dream catcher
Charcoal infused underwear
You'll be popular!

Discord and chaos.
Imperfect vulgarities.
Megs are not dinos.

Except Meg Ryan.
She's a Bangajoosipus.
I would dig her bones.

Megalodon dung
steaming like Christmas pudding
Get figgywith it!

Have you ever thought
about the experience
of stepping in shit?

If you know the word
'deplorable,' then you are
not a hillbilly.

I'm jest a old DUNCE.
Dee-plorable hillbilly.
That shore is ME. Burppp . . .

The phaseless peasant is peed to crotch ({!})

The crotchless pheasant, is phased to pee >:-(

The matchless phrase, is pleasant to me :)

Don't play out of tune.
But would you go to the moon
for a Lorna Doone?

If you lift your kilt
I'll play a little number
on your old bagpipes

Would you let me walk
across your kitchen table
like the cats in France?

Kidnap rich children?
Sell nuns' blood to satanists?
Onling Zoom classes?

Oh, here's a good one:
Catnip fragrance cat litter.
But will you use it?

I think you're saying
only the toilet's fullfilled
by me, no one else.

I've been away, Darth
for my new business venture
Haiku does not pay

the only spot some will
fillfill is the poo they sit
whilst feeding herr john

Things are so quiet.
Did you take some "edibles"?
Staring at your shoe?

I think you should try
some medicinal cocaine.
Santa's elves do it.

That's not a problem.
I often have my pants down.
I should wear a kilt.

The SpaceX Raptor
Rocket engines burn methane.
Great minds stink alike.

It'll happen fast.
You'll get caught with your pants down.
Like that Pompeii dude

Uh oh, we're all doomed.
It was inevitable.
I just hope it's fast.

That wasn't Jesus.
Christ doesn't have a Great Dane
It was Shaggy Doo

Jesus spoke to me.
He said I should forgive you.
Then He changed His mind.

Are you horrible?
If not, would you like to be?
If so, then prove it.

For high blood pressure
beat up some homeless people
and take their money.

Do it six p.m.
They'll have lots of cash by then.
And you can get drunk.

Darth's secretary
I could fill this position
and a few others

fractalized anus
got the old blood pressure game
keeping me eyes on.

Have you watched Elmo?
I mean REALLY watched Elmo?
He's a dirty prick!

Uninvited guest.
Latte art competition.
Porno caffeine swirls.

Brownian motion
dictates the zeros of the
Riemann conjecture.

Sat nude on scanner.
Digitized my hairy ass.
Fractalized anus.

Colors cycling.
Ate some LSD and watched.
Brownian motion.

I am going to poop.
When I'm done I'll wipe and flush.
Then tell my parents.

Kim Kardashian
had sex with Joe Biden's son
and now she's pregnant.