Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 20 Days and 77399 Haiku later...

The Word of the Lord.
We must hear and obey it.
That is our duty.
Haiku # 73469, November 12, 2021 3:05 am ET
by Kind of Obvious.
what is your cat's name, vhs?
Haiku # 73467, November 11, 2021 10:34 pm ET
by Starkitten
it should be shut down
rotten wormy dogs and all
the world will soon end
Haiku # 73466, November 11, 2021 10:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rotten Chinee man:
I will eat you AND your dog.
With my haiku. Burpp.
Haiku # 73465, November 11, 2021 7:18 pm ET
by Japanese Nip of Imperial Rising Sun Shogun Forces
What works what doesn't
Matter of practice trial mood
Display, error, blah
Haiku # 73464, November 11, 2021 6:34 pm ET
by Mox
Well blahnik blahnik blahnik
Let's go blahnik...take
Me to your blahnik
Haiku # 73463, November 11, 2021 5:32 pm ET
by Mox
Moxie/VHS:
Your work displays a certain
indecisive blah . . .
Haiku # 73462, November 11, 2021 5:26 pm ET
by Muh Maine Man of Moxierama
That must be some them
There ruskie bots selling those
Boner pills...bitcoins?
Haiku # 73461, November 11, 2021 3:41 pm ET
by Mox
is it just me or
is living solitude a
state of being, not?
Haiku # 73459, November 11, 2021 2:37 pm ET
by vhs
my cat will not let
me make my bed as he has
claimed it for himself
Haiku # 73458, November 11, 2021 2:15 pm ET
by vhs
well my break ends now
must exercise my right to
move my body now
Haiku # 73457, November 11, 2021 12:53 pm ET
by vhs
what can i do to
convince who is on the end
in toronto to

keep it going?
Haiku # 73456, November 11, 2021 12:48 pm ET
by vhs
do i have to place
a final note to a place
i would cry to see

gone...
Haiku # 73455, November 11, 2021 12:45 pm ET
by vhs
screen will not shrink, too
simple we have become, no
escape, panopti...

con.
Haiku # 73454, November 11, 2021 12:43 pm ET
by mox
the man who speaks of
the rotten verse, i wanted to
pass this place on to

a friend or two :(.

does an emoji count as a syllable?
Haiku # 73453, November 11, 2021 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do i need to post
the address of this place to
my twitter to get

writer friend to plead
no dinna do that, i have
cawfee and care free...
Haiku # 73452, November 11, 2021 12:33 pm ET
by mox
my question is must
i paste my condolence to
this place of my past?
Haiku # 73451, November 11, 2021 12:31 pm ET
by vhs
She's "Florida Man" !
I saw her all over news.
They're one and the same.
Haiku # 73450, November 11, 2021 12:21 pm ET
by Florida Woman Himself of Okeefenokee Mangrove Swamp
She's just a rumor . . .
An assumed identity:
Unknown entity.
Haiku # 73449, November 11, 2021 12:19 pm ET
by Wind Whispers Name of Someone
Janis hates snowmen.
She ruthlessly murders them.
They have families.

But she does not care.
By shotgun or flamethrower.
Showing no mercy.
Haiku # 73448, November 11, 2021 10:44 am ET
by I saw it with my own two eyes. of Not made out of coal.
She's a super-bot:
The Janis algorithm.
It's a catchy beat...
Haiku # 73447, November 11, 2021 10:17 am ET
by Rithm is Gonna Get'cha of A.I. Website Creation
Janis is a web nut.
She secretly runs Google.
And the CIA.
Haiku # 73446, November 11, 2021 9:52 am ET
by Except on weekends when she sells crack to grade school kids.
Janis is the Bomb.
Janis is the unsung Queen.
We've never met her . . .
Haiku # 73445, November 11, 2021 9:31 am ET
by To Ronto of To Oronto Toro Nto
As yet, unconfirmed:
Bad Haiku will be shut down.
Janis converted.
Haiku # 73444, November 11, 2021 9:29 am ET
by To Sunni Islam of Uncle Ben's Condoleeza Rice
Will Janis shut down
the website at twenty-five
years of putrid verse?
Haiku # 73443, November 11, 2021 8:45 am ET
by Would be appropiate. of And life would be better.
Well, actually,
I think that she's a woman.
Never know these days.
Haiku # 73442, November 11, 2021 8:43 am ET
by Your confusion has Confucius confused. of Cuntabulate this!
You're completely whacked.
Because you've been whacking off.
Try the Thai massage.
Haiku # 73441, November 11, 2021 8:38 am ET
by Might I recommend the older woman with the tiger tattoo on her shoulder.
I am a fuzzball.
You are a fuzzball. We are
Fuzzballs. With three breasts.
Haiku # 73440, November 11, 2021 8:18 am ET
by Milkers Cubed of To the power of NO
I identify
As a person whose ID
Is completely whacked.
Haiku # 73439, November 11, 2021 8:15 am ET
by Demi-Boy of Dummy Boy with Tampax Inserted
Plead insanity
and you will surely get off.
I get off all day!
Haiku # 73438, November 11, 2021 7:51 am ET
by blahblahblah
I'm needing a brrrrt.
I found one on the dark web.
Too many spyders.
Haiku # 73437, November 11, 2021 7:48 am ET
by LSD Super Soaker of A fine alternative
Every single bomb
that's been released throughout time
makes one of my farts
Haiku # 73436, November 11, 2021 7:45 am ET
by Delusions of Grandsewer
After a long nap,
blowing out all those boogers
like a machine gun.
Haiku # 73435, November 11, 2021 7:43 am ET
by ratta-tat-tat of splatta-splat-splat
Feed us a fetus.
Charitable carpenter.
He's giving me wood.
Haiku # 73434, November 11, 2021 7:40 am ET
by Thief
Every single fart
that's been released throughout time
would make a fine bomb
Haiku # 73433, November 11, 2021 4:41 am ET
by A way out of here
Verily, oh Blob.
Squeejum Squee, swallow thyself!
Not one soul else will.
Haiku # 73432, November 11, 2021 4:35 am ET
by Well, maybe in Africa.
Pox upon thee, squire.
Methinks all manner of smack
Doth challenge my wit
Haiku # 73430, November 10, 2021 11:49 pm ET
by Elizabethan of Talking Smack
oh go bite your thumb
at someone else, i have to
use mine to do fonz
Haiku # 73429, November 10, 2021 10:26 pm ET
by vhs
Fie! Abort thyself!
Experienced Hoover cowgirl.
Vacuums and stirrups.
Haiku # 73428, November 10, 2021 10:23 pm ET
by Sucking cum, stir up coffee. of One teensy extra silly bool. Didn't know it was in there!
Surely, knave, you jest.
Yet, I shall unsheath my blade,
Lest you play the fool.
Haiku # 73427, November 10, 2021 10:05 pm ET
by Dashing Duellist of Diabolic Dilemma
Assassination:
Assume donkey position...
Ascend. WHOOPS! (ass-end).
Haiku # 73426, November 10, 2021 10:02 pm ET
by Assessment Assent Protocols of Burro Hee Haw
Just squeeze out one more.
Fresh, fragrant, dark and steaming:
Another haiku.
Haiku # 73424, November 10, 2021 9:55 pm ET
by Haiku Factory of Mass Production
A six-armed idol:
Five for chapatis, curry,
One for the chutney.
Haiku # 73423, November 10, 2021 9:52 pm ET
by What's My Third Eye For? of Asiatic Abominations
Oh ye haiku gods,
Strengthen me this one last time,
To destroy temples.
Haiku # 73422, November 10, 2021 9:48 pm ET
by Freaky Sexy Big-breasted Buddhist of Khajuraho
Noticer, not you.
He/she/it/they "if you tell".
My, its farts do smell.

My life's at its end.
Praise be to Jesus for that.
Pain is getting old.
Haiku # 73421, November 10, 2021 7:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Somewhere over the
Rainbow trout I post something
Slippery and fishy.
Haiku # 73420, November 10, 2021 6:17 pm ET
by Mox
There were no death threats
unless after we French kiss
you get a hairball
Haiku # 73419, November 10, 2021 6:06 pm ET
by starkitten of lair
Do you suppose that
da Vinci's dead fetus will
dance with your dead son?

No, probably not.
I just love instant karma.
And avoid dogma.
Haiku # 73418, November 10, 2021 5:52 pm ET
by I know.
You were aborted.
All of this is just a dream
In your fetal skull.
Haiku # 73417, November 10, 2021 5:48 pm ET
by Vanished Glories of Mitosis
Oh, these silly bulls.
Male bovines in tutus.
Count them, prancing by.
Haiku # 73416, November 10, 2021 5:47 pm ET
by Post-ballet BBQ. of Farmer Bill's Ranch
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